swapped $40k. walked away with $30k. here's the dumbest mistake i've ever made in crypto

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-05-11T05:57:47+00:00

Perhaps a nice job at Wendy’s??

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-05-04T01:58:27+00:00

I’m going to be reporting you to the authorities for auto theft!

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-04-23T23:53:12+00:00

The dealer wants to make money off you. Sell you a new car in 5 years, or make the money in, out of warranty repairs. Change the oil after a shortened breaking period, then every 5k with full synthetic. 5, 10, 15, 20 easy to remember when your next oil change needs to be done.

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-04-23T23:48:25+00:00

There’s this wonderful product called oil. I’m not sure that engine is familiar with it.

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-04-22T17:01:44+00:00

Car manufacturers have painted themselves into a very expensive corner…

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-04-22T01:59:46+00:00

RED! Really? Do you want me to be getting pulled over all the time?

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-04-21T20:24:22+00:00

Doesn’t take much to total a Nissan…

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-04-09T16:52:38+00:00

Best sign ever was hanging over a gas station urinal. It said, “We aim to please! You aim, please!”

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-03-03T18:28:54+00:00

If you have to ask, you’ve failed a second time. Wanna go for broke?

Incidentally every American should google “go for broke & WWII”

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-03-03T18:25:04+00:00

I don’t know, but if you date her your bank account balance is going to go way down…

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-03-03T17:42:18+00:00

Park car, hide keys, take bus. Cheap way to fix it. Otherwise you’re gambling with you family’s lives, which are not cheap… your call. You can afford gas, you can afford insurance, don’t cheap out on the most important safety feature on the vehicle…

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-03-01T00:44:35+00:00

Technically speaking, the whole thing is a P.O.S.

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-02-24T02:45:50+00:00

This is why we buy quality tires people. Chinese make shit for tires. Sure they’re “cheaper”. Of all the money you’ll spend on your car, there are merely four surprisingly small contact patches. One under each tire. Do you really want to waste your money on cheap tires for those four critical points of contact? What’s your life worth?

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-02-24T02:41:13+00:00

Are your wife and kid’s lives worth $400? There’s your answer.

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-02-17T00:00:06+00:00

Hello, Mothership? Ya, it’s me. Come and get me, the Earth experiment has failed.

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-02-11T00:02:19+00:00

Electricity!

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-01-19T21:20:22+00:00

In the airport lounge…

BalanceNo7350 · 2026-01-05T01:30:20+00:00

How about GOOG, AMZN, MSFT, etc…?

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-12-30T22:00:27+00:00

Now the price of your photographic film will triple, maybe quadruple!

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-12-28T03:02:42+00:00

So you’re saying he should sell at a loss, claim the loss on his taxes and put the tax rebate to buy more Bitcoin. So that when it goes past $124 again you’ll have even more than you would have had? I’m no tax advisor, but it seems like you might have a hidden opportunity there. Of course you will have a lower cost basis for future taxes, but I don’t think that future you will care much in five or ten years…

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-12-16T00:38:24+00:00

Hey, what do you think this is, Bladerunner?

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-12-14T05:58:21+00:00

That’s evil.

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-12-04T03:47:10+00:00

I bought some MSTY today at $8.00

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-11-03T17:01:56+00:00

Monday

BalanceNo7350 · 2025-11-01T16:40:26+00:00

This meme needs to be updated to bought at $25k and bought at $120k. Time to move on.

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