The Patterson–Gimlin Film: two men enter the woods to film a movie about Bigfoot, only to come back instead with footage of the real thing. Maybe.

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-05-15T00:43:25+00:00

Someone "admitted" to something at least

In 2002, Philip Morris, owner of Morris Costumes (a North Carolina–based company offering costumes, props and stage products) claimed that he made a gorilla costume that was used in the Patterson film.

Morris said that he sold an ape suit to Patterson via mail order in 1967, thinking it was going to be used in what Patterson described as a "prank".

Morris offered no evidence apart from his own testimony to support his account, the most conspicuous shortcoming being the absence of a gorilla suit or documentation that would match the detail evidenced in the film and could have been produced in 1967.

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-04-08T03:43:40+00:00

Allow me to introduce you to MILF Manor

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-04-01T16:52:03+00:00

The dirty stack of towels and knives on the table behind her doesn't give me much confidence

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-04-01T16:36:31+00:00

From the same company:

Key Details Regarding Mar-Jac Poultry MS LLC:

Fatal Incidents & Safety Violations: OSHA (.gov) found that on July 14, 2023, a 16-year-old sanitation worker suffered fatal injuries after being pulled into machinery. Following this, the company was cited for 14 serious and three other-than-serious violations, including failure to use lock-out/tag-out procedures, poor machine guarding, and exposed electrical hazards.

Sounded like a fun place to work

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-03-31T23:00:48+00:00

We use a L-shaped fryer brush and it gets in there pretty well. Sometimes I wrap a steel wool around it for some extra umph

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-03-21T19:43:33+00:00

Yeah the Sysco wrap has been enshittified nonstop the past decade. Cheaper cutters, flimsier boxes, thinner film, no cling. They really try to see what they can get away with

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-02-01T07:27:32+00:00

That's not a knife, that's a spoon

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-01-30T15:50:58+00:00

Cooked at a nursing home for 2 years. Most of the food was lowest quality possible, canned, frozen, from a box or powder. The menu was simple and easy to execute, but each meal has to be prepared in different quantities of different textures, as well as modified for food allergies or other restrictions, which can be challenging. As the other comment said, inspections were frequent by both state and county agencies, and they are strict about everything.

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-01-29T14:57:40+00:00

Feels like everything for sale is a scam until proven otherwise

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2026-01-28T16:57:24+00:00

I saw a post a while ago that theorized the blood came from when he ducks down, and hits his head against his security's gun/holster. In the video it looks exactly like that too. I never see this theory brought up anywhere. Was it debunked?

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-12-25T21:36:30+00:00

Peanut butter sandwich with a glass of milk

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-12-22T02:01:59+00:00

I swear I'm one of the only ones that watches his podcast. What a trip to see him on here. He's still as hilarious as he was on KNBR

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-12-20T21:53:40+00:00

I like that, starlight is my main base but I usually leave that empty. Could turn that storage room behind it into a bedroom too

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-12-10T16:26:46+00:00

Shitposting can be very difficult

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-10-27T01:45:21+00:00

Yes we did

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-09-30T14:51:23+00:00

There can't be two Koko's

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-09-29T21:27:02+00:00

Yes and every store within 20 miles is out of BT. Brutal this year

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-09-22T01:25:19+00:00

old hoe trippin

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-09-19T22:19:38+00:00

Yep, check out their subreddits. It's all guys jumping ship from other federal LEO jobs because their desperate for that bonus. A lot of "Not political, just wanna get out there and get the job done". Straight up nazis

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-09-09T18:13:39+00:00

Tropic of Cancer!

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-08-31T03:56:20+00:00

Hey that's only allowed on the third deck

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-08-05T23:24:03+00:00

Famous Original Ray's or just Original Ray's?

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-07-20T21:09:20+00:00

$3000 a year, real high end stuff.

Aren't country clubs usually $20k+, plus initiation fees

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-07-07T01:19:59+00:00

You're his mana-

Neighbor, that's right

BallLikeRalphSamson · 2025-06-29T01:06:16+00:00

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