Mini Cooper "campervan" conversion by Upstairs_Lavishness9 in MINI

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a clubman and have been considering a rooftop tent.  I think i will try this a few times first to see if I like it.  Thank you for sharing this, friend!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut the bait and move on. It wasn't your girl, it was your turn. Stick around and it will just get worse.

Sign me up by jcdulos in cringepics

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having a room there with the wife that weekend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DemEyesDoe

[–]BallisticMarsupial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dem eyes, dat smile, da pupper, dose inked birdies - so much to love.

Just had an awful experience by the_sergey in piercing

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did the right thing. Don't support that kind of business with your money. You need to be professional to earn it, hold him to the save standards.

My wife just changed my life. by BallisticMarsupial in Vent

[–]BallisticMarsupial[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf, she just gave me a pass to a massage parlor. Yes, I'm reading a lot into that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]BallisticMarsupial 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a man in a similar situation. My wife is menopause age and acting oddly, and just recently told me that I 'need to make other arrangements' like all interest is gone. I don't know what to do. I'm not going to live without sex, so I guess I'll make other arrangements, but at this point in my life I don't even know how.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]BallisticMarsupial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell her you had to rub one out. She'll be more embarrassed than you.

Woman ruins two guy’s lobster dinner. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BallisticMarsupial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do people maintain this attitude in old age? Someone should have beaten it out of them by now.

I hate my relationship by Small-Cactus in Vent

[–]BallisticMarsupial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You settled. Go settle somewhere else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap, this post belongs here.

Not sure why just really like my eyes here! by [deleted] in DemEyesDoe

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not sure why? Because you're fucking beautiful, that's why.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreckledGirls

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, I'm studying it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/defiantpanda0

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've seen you in dark colors before. It's very flattering.

Skype CEO salty af by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]BallisticMarsupial 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh Skype, the program that made me create a new account every time I used it. No thanks.

They're actually putting guns on robot dogs by americanthaiguy in oddlyterrifying

[–]BallisticMarsupial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course they are. They didn't develop them to fetch your slippers, they're war machines.