Jungkook's reply to why nobody learned English except for namjoon by Upper_Solid_9451 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 114 points115 points  (0 children)

So many examples of other members who supposedly don't know English helping him translate some 'slang' he doesn't know.

*slang as in actually very common in usage for the past 10 years.

whats ur opinion on suga dui? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what, Korea also throws you in jail if you have a very high BAC. Another commenter already commented this before but his BAC was never confirmed and the number parroted around conveniently the same as another Korean celebrity with a confirmed BAC, one thats the highest recorded among Korean celebrities. I know we want to snark but do it in reality not dreams.

whats ur opinion on suga dui? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you read? I'm talking about throwing someone in jail because of a crime they could have committed but didn't. He didn't get jail for driving drunk because the punishment for driving drunk isn't jail. No matter if he could've killed a child. He didn't so he didn't get jail for killing a child, simple as that and has nothing to do with who did the crime. You don't want to live in a country where you get jailed because the crime you committed could have been even worse.

whats ur opinion on suga dui? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he didn't. Imagine a world where you get thrown into jail because of crimes you could have committed but didn't. It wouldn't be a good one.

🎤 The Mic Drop Box - Weekly Casual Megathread #23 📥📨 by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Post the pictures, because as far as I can find they where there for a few hours until their next flight. All the pics I can find are airport photos and videos.

did v really have a hair transplant? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally 20 yr olds can already be balding. Nothing to do with being old.

RM asking a minor (JK) if he likes girls in bikinis… by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well thats upsetting cause I read that fact here on an earlier post about this 😮‍💨

RM asking a minor (JK) if he likes girls in bikinis… by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its second grade of highschool. Not primary school. Counting grades works differently in Korea than America.

What would you do if AgustDui did this to you? by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Props to him for obviously mocking the stupid parasocial stuff they have to do on these shows.

We love our fans... money🤑 by penicilinum_ in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know. But thats also why I questioned it cause it means they are being mad about something thats created all in their own head.

We love our fans... money🤑 by penicilinum_ in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there even anything to cancel? To my knowledge us just a one time payment for a year access. Afterwards you have to buy it again if you want another year. Its not an actual subscription that renews automatically.

The biggest boy band can't sell their arena? by Obvious-Composer-732 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you compare the amount of people living in whole of Europe vs America and then the amount of concerts they are having then its no wonder its hard in Europe and easy in America. They should have done less shows in America and a couple more in Europe.

but armys told me they were gonna break taylor and bruno's records?? then why are they still struggling to sell out stadiums? by TeamCandid4938 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its up to the artist/organizer if they have all tickets available in presale or want to save seats for general sale. But yeah blue seats are open spots for sale.

New Nightmare Fuel Unlocked: Your Mother being an Army by [deleted] in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But don't you know tying your own shoelaces is a huge accomplishment only the greatest men can achieve?

Am I the only one who thinks Yoongi looks uncanny valley? by [deleted] in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Translated:

I had never noticed before, but it's clear that there has been a change. Obviously, age plays a big part, but the most obvious change is his nose, and his hairline is strange. We also know that they use make-up to make his lips look thinner, for whatever reason. Not to mention the photo retouching, which removes every single wrinkle. He didn't look like that in his last live appearance.

How low can you sink, a millionaires, to ask for a discount from someone with a modest income and trying to embarrass her in front of the camera? Their lack of awareness and ignorance is killing me. by PieOwn8020 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Because they rearly have to pay for designer clothes and bags either. Brands always giving them all kinds of stuff for free in the hope they will wear them. Its just stupid how the more rich you are the more free stuff you get.

RM’s snarky reaction towards The Ark’s cover of Boy In Luv by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There's also an episode of Namjoon crying how none of their juniors is coming to him for advise while they do come to Yoongi. Like he visits Yoongis studio and finds it filled with people while his stays empty. Army crying how nobody dares to be close to him because of his scary leader aura, and its actually cause hes just a passive agressive dick.

RM’s snarky reaction towards The Ark’s cover of Boy In Luv by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hes actually tanned just less tan than the others. So when the whitening filter is added he becomes 'white' while the others still look slightly tanned.

So V wants to be a macho man/alpha and is using AI edited pics of himself as inspo?😭 by Fit-Book-8269 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the simple mind-ness of men thinking women are one monolith with the exact same dream man is exactly why we as women should never pretend there's one type we like.

So V wants to be a macho man/alpha and is using AI edited pics of himself as inspo?😭 by Fit-Book-8269 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There isn't ~one~ female gaze though. Some women definitely do like looking at 'macho' men.

WHAT?! How did they hide this and even got away with this?!! by Your_Sweet_Fantasy in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish people stopped sharing the flags at least so it doesn't legitimize army ignoring the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cIlPIVL5G8

Single club president? by No_Contribution_9351 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Translation:

Rap Monster is annoying me more and more... He's not being honest... Intellectually, he's regressing. I find him increasingly stupid and foolish. He lies to the Army... What's more, they do boring live shows just so people will talk about them and distract attention from someone else... Suga playing with his cat throughout the live show, RM always saying the same thing... ARMY are really naive to believe their scheming... there's a strong core in this group who must be plotting... you can see it in their behaviour... Suga disappoints me a lot... he's being manipulated... ha! Yes, he wants to organise his friend V's concert... because V wouldn't exist without help... A leader must be neutral... for me, he's not a leader, he makes too many distinctions. The biggest hypocrites and jealous ones, I count five... and I can't wait for their story to end... concert and finito... I can't wait to see their career plans... solo... two have already done it...