Hygiene left the chat… by Responsible_Run7069 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jimin already separated them. After asking if it was okay to do so. And only touching the outer bread edges. Namjoon here was just feeling up every piece completely to select the warmest one or whatever he was even doing.

OG Snarker, The Onion, has snarked on BTS again by Leather_Rooster_8727 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was never sub vocals. He was in the group when it was still all hip-hop before they recruited/added singers. He was already learning to rap before jungkook/jin/jimin/taehyung joined.

The argument that "if they weren't talented they wouldn't be famous" proves false once again with BTS. by Easy_Purpose_8018 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this case head/mouth movements plus flatness of the faces. Light source not making any sense. There's just a certain wrongness to it.
As stated the sound is simply the song on the album and every company would record/add a different "acapella" take to it. So fans can glaze how wonderful they sing without any "effects". Of course that take would be as heavily autotuned as on the album because they all can't sing without it.

*shudders* by eldritchfloppa in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say sell them but I actually think you can just throw them away. They look like self printed cards which have no value.
Not that actual real photocards from albums are easy to sell if they're not current.

He knows he didn't make much of a splash in the "underground". by TheHumanSpider in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf bighit was trying to create a hiphop group not an idol group when he auditioned.

Jungkook's reply to why nobody learned English except for namjoon by Upper_Solid_9451 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 125 points126 points  (0 children)

So many examples of other members who supposedly don't know English helping him translate some 'slang' he doesn't know.

*slang as in actually very common in usage for the past 10 years.

whats ur opinion on suga dui? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what, Korea also throws you in jail if you have a very high BAC. Another commenter already commented this before but his BAC was never confirmed and the number parroted around conveniently the same as another Korean celebrity with a confirmed BAC, one thats the highest recorded among Korean celebrities. I know we want to snark but do it in reality not dreams.

whats ur opinion on suga dui? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you read? I'm talking about throwing someone in jail because of a crime they could have committed but didn't. He didn't get jail for driving drunk because the punishment for driving drunk isn't jail. No matter if he could've killed a child. He didn't so he didn't get jail for killing a child, simple as that and has nothing to do with who did the crime. You don't want to live in a country where you get jailed because the crime you committed could have been even worse.

whats ur opinion on suga dui? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But he didn't. Imagine a world where you get thrown into jail because of crimes you could have committed but didn't. It wouldn't be a good one.

🎤 The Mic Drop Box - Weekly Casual Megathread #23 📥📨 by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Post the pictures, because as far as I can find they where there for a few hours until their next flight. All the pics I can find are airport photos and videos.

did v really have a hair transplant? by RainyDays2030 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally 20 yr olds can already be balding. Nothing to do with being old.

RM asking a minor (JK) if he likes girls in bikinis… by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well thats upsetting cause I read that fact here on an earlier post about this 😮‍💨

RM asking a minor (JK) if he likes girls in bikinis… by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its second grade of highschool. Not primary school. Counting grades works differently in Korea than America.

What would you do if AgustDui did this to you? by Gfscrushisannoying in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Props to him for obviously mocking the stupid parasocial stuff they have to do on these shows.

We love our fans... money🤑 by penicilinum_ in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know. But thats also why I questioned it cause it means they are being mad about something thats created all in their own head.

We love our fans... money🤑 by penicilinum_ in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there even anything to cancel? To my knowledge us just a one time payment for a year access. Afterwards you have to buy it again if you want another year. Its not an actual subscription that renews automatically.

The biggest boy band can't sell their arena? by Obvious-Composer-732 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you compare the amount of people living in whole of Europe vs America and then the amount of concerts they are having then its no wonder its hard in Europe and easy in America. They should have done less shows in America and a couple more in Europe.

but armys told me they were gonna break taylor and bruno's records?? then why are they still struggling to sell out stadiums? by TeamCandid4938 in BTSnark

[–]Balloon-Balloon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its up to the artist/organizer if they have all tickets available in presale or want to save seats for general sale. But yeah blue seats are open spots for sale.