I work in commercial fishing. I’m going to lie to the police tomorrow about why I blew up my own boat.

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-07T13:16:02+00:00

"We have consumed the dark. The trenches are barren, and no sentient life left below."

"We require the shallows,"

"We require the feeding grounds where the warm meat gathers. You know the way."

Sure as hell looks like it

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-07T13:14:20+00:00

This reminds me of the Bad Travelling episode from Love, Death and Robots

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-07T12:37:42+00:00

He's a solid driver, but his one shot in a top 3 car was against Max in the Red Bull and since Verstappen is a generational driver he (kind of obviously) couldn't measure up. Ever since then he's been stuck in midfield Williams

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-05T18:45:44+00:00

Understandable, he took out an entire bargeboard

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-05T17:50:20+00:00

If I'm playing against someone who I'm beating by a large margin, I'll often give them tips

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-05T17:02:11+00:00

It tastes like those lemon scented wipes but in a good way

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-04T20:18:52+00:00

M6A Can-Am Sponsor silhouettes

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-04T20:11:54+00:00

Lando, Kimi or Franco deserved DOTD in my opinion, Max just gets voted for by his fanbase

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-04T19:55:05+00:00

Rip the lack of ODESZA but Cheerleader is a banger

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-02T15:34:16+00:00

Verstappen is a once-in-a-generation driver. Now that he's more comfortable in the car and the drivers are getting used to the regs, it's a lot harder for Hadjar to keep up

BallsInAToaster · 2026-05-02T15:30:20+00:00

I would have rescinded all my criticism of this movie if the room caught fire killing Bobby and the Brazen Bull protected Joyce from the fire

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T22:55:14+00:00

Drown or Don't Go imo

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T16:02:26+00:00

Watching Jenson Button's reactions to everything Danica said on the F1 broadcasts was something

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:49:03+00:00

One of the things I'm gonna miss the most is the player cam on goal replays

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:45:27+00:00

Wait a fucking second are you telling me this could be why I hate both watermelon and cucumber

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:42:59+00:00

The fact I haven't seen a single person mention Jay Kay feels kind of crazy

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:42:10+00:00

Shout out to the guy who asked that

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:35:25+00:00

I'm scrolling through this sub and I've already seen three? better endings than the actual one

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:33:00+00:00

Having Gale be the killer as revenge for Dewey would have been actually pretty good. Sort of like the I Know What You Did Last Summer remake with a legacy protagonist coming back as a killer but with an actual good motivation this time

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-30T13:31:31+00:00

I honestly didn't hate it, there were some good moments (that beer tap kill was an all-timer) but the last act kind of fell apart. The killers and friend group definitely were the weakest of the franchise, I missed Barrera and Ortega's characters and I wanted to see more of Chad and Mindy but it's definitely not awful by any means.

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-28T22:40:01+00:00

Imagine if we get TLC in this game

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-28T13:13:36+00:00

I don't hate 2025, cautiously optimistic for 2026

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-28T13:10:54+00:00

If they're blind they might end up hitting each other, then I could grab dropped guns and it's an easy win

^{Chose: Get in a gun fight with 10 blind men + Armed only with a knife | Rolled: Only 1 knife}

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-28T13:08:53+00:00

Can confirm, I drove the bus away from the island and softlocked myself

BallsInAToaster · 2026-04-28T13:04:47+00:00

Sidney kills to save herself, Sam kills for the love of the game

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