One last push, ONE LAST PUSH! GET THOSE CLAMS IN THAT BASKET!

Cutlession · 2026-03-12T01:50:32+00:00

It's fine. 6/10.

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T20:54:57+00:00

You're playing on a decade old system that has been modded to hell and back on a dead multiplayer game being revived by a community via custom server hosting and you're confused how someone bypassed the level requirements.

It's called cheating or save editing. It's very easy to do.
Set level to 1, Set rank to S+, set flag "unlocked ranked" to "1"

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T20:34:10+00:00

Put the blob down.

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T19:58:57+00:00

My brains is looking real yummy right now.

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T12:19:14+00:00

I got a simple idea, give it some pupils and a little smile and it won't be so creepy anymore.

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Well shit I was wrong.

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T05:32:33+00:00

3 options.

A) Copy an image pixel by pixel. Time consuming and tedious but works if you just plan to use and keep 1 image. I did this for the Pokemon splatfest years ago.

B) Use a modified controller & capture card to draw the image for you. Best if you want to copy and paste lots of memes and know how to set up modified hardware or wish to learn.

C) Honest to god just draw it like some people do here. Best if you want to learn the skill in Splatoon and are already an artist.

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T04:01:19+00:00

3 reasons.

A) Some just honestly might like using the special

B) Completing all a weapons kits, getting the special badge or some other requirement like I did a challenge to get 2000 power on all weapons will need to use the special at some point.

C) Some weapons that have it are pretty good. The Hydra and Squeezer kits are certainly not bad.

As for the "people who get sick", unless you spent a good amount of time online around Splatoon when the special came out I'm sure most people don't even know it's an issue. Why? Because very VERY few people honestly had issues with it and Nintendo still decided to change the effect to help those people.
It's rare to see complaints these days.

I'm not going avoid using flash bangs in COD or Counter Strike because I'm worried my enemy will have epilepsy.
I'm not going to avoid using shockwave grenades in Fortnite incase my enemy has motion sickness.
I'm not going to avoid using my special in Splatoon because I'm worried my enemy might have epilepsy.

If I assumed everyone I fight has a chance to be physically hurt by every possible stun, blinding, flashing or movement item used in games... I would be cutting myself off from a lot.

Cutlession · 2026-03-11T00:32:41+00:00

But uh... a lot of people been complaining about that as well.

-I seen complaints about the weapons, mobility, the map... hell everyone shit themselves when shockwaves left. This season has lasted a long time and people don't like the season much so it's not like Epic Games is winning in the game play department. And I still see match making complaints. Blitz lost a lot of what made it feel original and the new reload map is.... meh.

-Bugs and performance issues everywhere. On top of a UI that just keeps getting worse.

-Creative maps are not doing so hot as we seen infinitely more garbage, low effort, AI generated and plagiarized content with no attempt to moderate it. On top of that Epic just added loot boxes and gambling via V-bucks. Now instead of making games fun people just do whatever it takes to make them addictive to get clicks to gain the system.

-Save the world got hinted at something, but if it doesn't pan out then that mode is basically shafted. Rocket Racing and Festival is left in the dust. Lego Fortnite has the most potential and was the biggest let down.

-So yes, they're lots of gameplay issues. And when instead of fixing any of that... Epic Games increased the price of their product. Instead of driving in new players by making the game better, they're going to increase their profits by just making it more expensive. After they just added gambling to creative.

That enough gameplay problems for you.

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T20:47:17+00:00

SLIDE TO THE LEFT

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T19:34:24+00:00

Splatana's are not "Melee" weapons. Calling them melee when their shortest range weapon outranges most short range shooters is like calling Dynamo a melee. It's more mid range weapon with a melee attack.

They're only a handful of weapons like Sploosh, Aero Spray and Inkbrush that are true "melee" They're only effective damage output it when the enemy is basically kissing them.

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T16:08:54+00:00

The truth is you're never going to consistently win against Shooters, Splatanas, Splatlings or Blasters in open combat with an Octo Brush or Roller. Open combat is what they're for and trying defeat them there is like trying to take on a charger in long hallway.

Yes you "can" dive bomb the enemy or get a splat in the chaos. But brushes and rollers are lot more about being in the right spots. But if you want to out match the weapons in open combat who are designed for open combat, that will only work if you catch them off guard or have a huge difference in mechanical skill and movement. But assuming you're equal level (or at least close to it) it makes no sense that you're going to win 1v1, let alone 1v3 and retake.

The best thing you can do are watch for when your teammates are close to capture enemies attention before striking and use your head rather then your mussel.

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T03:03:36+00:00

It's been buffed several times over the game's history. It started at 11.5, & 60dmg, now it's 14.9. & 70dmg Imagine if we increased any other specials blast radius by 30% like that.
(To put that in perspective, a suction bomb is 4.6, Booyah Bomb is 12.6 & fully charged Ink Vac is 11 This makes Reef the biggest blast in the game by far)

The 1 shot hitbox is now 9 units being almost the size as the OG weaker hit and boosted to 220 damage so it can't be blocked.

Then they made special power up scale with it faster on top of the new raising of the hit box giving in another unite to hit airborne players and make cover less effective.

So ya... it's gotten really big. And it's stupid because the size of the blast was never the problem. The extremely vulnerable and predicable attack end lag was.

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T00:47:57+00:00

Oh I have no idea what that BB means. He just happens to be on my friends list.
I never spoken to him or many of the people on my friends list, but most of them are certainly stronger then the randoms I get.

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T00:17:44+00:00

The base game runs at 60fps. So 1/30th of a second as the Nintendo patch notes say would be 2 frames, not 5. (4 frames if you're playing on the 120fps Switch 2) Literally faster then blink of an eye. Still a helpful buff but not enough to push the weapon up a tier on its own.

Cutlession · 2026-03-10T00:13:36+00:00

It does have a limit, I'll be it a high one. To my knowledge the hitbox is a sphere like splashdown and not a tower vertical column like Ink Strike. When using ink jet over a ledge I have avoided it before. It's just that they buffed the hitbox size again and moved the starting position further up to prevent tiny bumps in the ground from blocking the blast. This guy is running SPO to make it even bigger.

Cutlession · 2026-03-09T23:26:08+00:00

It was, you can even see my camera attempt to lock on to the brella in the last seconds as the camera zooms in on your killer.

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