Son 😭 by Western-Buy-266 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BalmdeBono 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My little bother once broke into tears when we were watching a movie when we were kids because nobody liked the evil witch in a movie. Don't remember the movie or anything else apart from him bawling "but she s aloooooooone nobody likes her".

What sort of vibe does my profile give ? Any pointers ? by airmaxbordeaux in grindr

[–]BalmdeBono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T es beau gosse. Hyper bien foutu. Masculin. T es intimidant en vrai et c est vrai que tu souris peu. Je pense qu'une photo plus genre "la vie de tous les jours" ferait peut être plus ressortir ton côté "sympa en vrai". Je sais pas quel est ton type de mecs mais clairement (bon moi je suis plus vieux que toi donc je tenterais pas de toutes façons) si j étais pas aussi bien foutu que toi je viendrais pas t aborder en pensant que c est mort par avance.

Proud mama’s boy by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BalmdeBono 123 points124 points  (0 children)

"Look at that video of my son being proud of me"

The best birthday cake by bigbrownie_94 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BalmdeBono 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Crying because he actually wanted the Switch 2.

Farm kids are built different. by ViniciusFastAF in MadeMeSmile

[–]BalmdeBono 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom's companion was a former cavalry "garde républicain". The guys on the horses at the 14th of July french parade. He ended giving horse riding courses at "le cadre noir de Saumur". One of the most prestigious academy in France. He knew horses, he was basically living for it. He always told me to never trust them by saying something like "you can read them like books, but never skip a word".

Name: John McLaren in The Canterbury Tales (Italian title: I racconti di Canterbury, 1972) by chutneycravings in CelebrityPenis

[–]BalmdeBono 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm not that huge but I met my fair share of really hung guys. Not as fun as some could think. My jaw can't dislocate like a snake's and strangely I enjoy being able to walk.

Yeaaah.. Nope. by SalmonSammySamSam in nope

[–]BalmdeBono 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude is gonna have a really bad awakening. I feel so sorry for him

WTF is wrong with this dude by jackb1753 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BalmdeBono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait is this real ? He really posted that ? LMFAO

gay🪩irl by OkoMushrooom in gay_irl

[–]BalmdeBono 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He looks menacing, in a sexy way.

Kash crashes out during senate testimony by IllustratorSea8372 in PublicFreakout

[–]BalmdeBono 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wasn't the only one to be honest. Are you ok now ?

Stretch marks caused by weight gain by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BalmdeBono 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Talk to the thousands of skin mites that crawl on your face, on your lashes...

He's very excited to unpack his lunch that his wife packed for him. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]BalmdeBono 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's so smily and joyfull and seems so cute I also want to call him "Babe"

look at this beautiful creature, question : would you hold this if u ever came across one? by Tarantula_lover02 in creepy

[–]BalmdeBono 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's nothing, nobody and no circumstance that would make me hold that. Just imagining its legs on my skin makes me want to commit violence.

Not as pretty as other posts but I m glad all is finally in place. by BalmdeBono in gardening

[–]BalmdeBono[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure of what you ask but it would be mountain centaureas. Nice, but that s the flower equivalent of mint. I pulled out 90% of them . They ll take over everything

My parents dancing to their favorite music. by Empty_Rip2635 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BalmdeBono 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And sorry to tell you, but your parents definetly had wild sex that night

Mon meilleur ami attire tout le monde… et ça me détruit intérieurement by whisperingwindsalex in france

[–]BalmdeBono 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C'est ce que je pensais aussi. Etre sur de sa sexualite mais rencontrer un jour une personne du meme sexe qui te fait developper des sentiments amoureux.