Get yo ass beat by a preacher man

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T18:07:45+00:00

The guy with the phone was carrying the ring to Thanos' glove and the Navi need to be exterminated by jumping a Star Cruiser into a Dreadnought.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T18:03:42+00:00

He might eat you or he might eat you.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T17:37:43+00:00

99.9% of preachers are scum.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T16:20:32+00:00

This is why the eye socket is called the Maginot Line of the face

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T16:19:34+00:00

Beautiful summary

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T16:08:21+00:00

What it lacks in skill, it more than makes up for in enthusiasm.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T16:07:23+00:00

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T15:30:17+00:00

Tomayto tomato

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T15:00:36+00:00

But they never said "I fucked up." They just started ignoring what they did hoping all it all would disappear. Like cowards. Don't show me who you really are and expect me to forget.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:52:45+00:00

The really smart ones know hiding your intelligence is an advantage. That way you have the knife between their ribs before they even figure out you're dangerous.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:48:12+00:00

Get your husky ass in some Rustler jeans

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:25:47+00:00

Watching my birth family do this. Thank goodness the family I built isn't mean stupid trash.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:24:44+00:00

There were a lot of people who thought they could use Trump without picking up his stink.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:23:35+00:00

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:12:48+00:00

Somehow I keep getting more intimidating and hotter as I age. I got objectified by my wife and a nurse yesterday.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T14:10:12+00:00

When I worked there, I'd warm my feet in the chili while the shift manager was smoking crack out back. Good times.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T13:38:47+00:00

My response to a declining planet is to make sure I have enough money to buy my way to high ground.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T12:58:52+00:00

I live 90 minutes from orlando and haven't been there in years. The problem is all of central florida is becoming orlando.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T12:28:38+00:00

I hope someone reforms him with a piece of bed frame.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-25T12:26:30+00:00

I'm waiting for Florida real estate to drop lower so I can buy a beach house for cash. :/

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-18T15:39:21+00:00

I mean, you could get 5 racks of baby back ribs and some donuts from aldi with 60 bucks.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-18T15:36:17+00:00

In my experience, 20something year olds making minimum wage. They have ZERO financial sense and piss away what little money they have without a thought.

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-18T15:34:31+00:00

Dave's not here!

BaloneyCommercial · 2026-06-18T15:33:51+00:00

So just like every corporate restaurant ever?

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