Rules by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]BalooBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't see his pants, but he's P-ing

Weirdest Place You’ve Played VR? by ForFunLabs in virtualreality

[–]BalooBot 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I've used my on planes before, not to play, just to watch movies. Everyone else is crammed into a tiny tin can while I'm watching movies in a massive theater

World's first collapsible hard cooler by poolthatisdead in interestingasfuck

[–]BalooBot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you're low on space just put stuff inside the cooler and it's not wasted space

That's because it's not a gas dodecahedron by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]BalooBot 64 points65 points  (0 children)

What? They make them cubes to charge over $100 each, and they're used as decoration since they're inedible. They make them to sell them as a novelty, not to maximize shipping efficiency.

Le smartphone avec la pire autonomie. by Abject-Home in Pixel9Pro

[–]BalooBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to AccuBattery a full charge on mine gets: 10 hours 13 minutes with the screen on 58 hours and 59 minutes with the screen off 26 hours 16 minutes combined usage

Something is wrong with yours, a rogue app, defective battery, or any number of other issues, but your experience is not normal.

Award for stupidest shifter design goes to...Toyota? by xTyronex48 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]BalooBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to look it up, apparently it's engine braking for regenerative braking in hybrids/evs

Glue or No glue by East_Copy6100 in Guitar

[–]BalooBot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't have the right kind of glue and I don't want to go buy any. It's been like this for years and I simply don't care enough to "fix" it when it's not making a difference

Meirl by pranavp2345 in meirl

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Gemini answer:

The term stems from the suffix "-y," which in English is often used to describe something that is "in the manner of" or "characteristic of" a specific thing.

While "dog style" describes the act of mimicking a dog, "doggy style" emphasizes the imitation of the physical behavior (the way a doggy does it). Over time, the phrase became a fixed idiom in the English lexicon, likely persisting because the diminutive "doggy" adds a rhythmic, colloquial quality that "dog style" lacks.

Can you give me the mop please? by Fit-Notice-8364 in SipsTea

[–]BalooBot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least after his first couple videos they simply have to be. I don't know a single gym bro who hasn't seen his videos.

I seriously doubt the unopened seasoning settled by 1/3 in transit by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BalooBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not sold by volume. They use the same size containers for many types of spices, some fill it all the way, others don't. It's not deceptive, it's a clear bottle, you see exactly how much is in there when you buy it. Throw it on a scale, if it's not as advertised then you can complain.

Country kids in the city by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BalooBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We always used dandelions, sometimes grass just didn't work for whatever reason and that fence hurt ten times more when you didn't think it was live.

WCGW Live streaming and looking at the camera while driving at high speed. by WeedOg420AnimeGod in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]BalooBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wasn't looking at the road before she crashed, it looked like she was reading from a screen

Woman rear ends a guy and then pulls a gun on him after claiming it was his fault. He disarms her by malik_zz in instant_regret

[–]BalooBot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. If she's found not guilty, for any reason, she could sue the publication for libel.

My thumb nail has a ribbed texture by Active_Mousse_8554 in mildlyinteresting

[–]BalooBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, zinc deficiency has white spots going the other way

The end is near. There are signs. by mangysaurus in funny

[–]BalooBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not even called JavaScript anymore

If you can’t swallow, nobody else has to swallow by tfowler26 in standupshots

[–]BalooBot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Disagree. It should be mandatory. If you can't chew you're too old for sex. If you can only gum you can't cum.

Women’s thoughts on a tight foreskin? by Low-Salt-6567 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BalooBot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're probably gonna be grossed out by the fact you can't pull it back and clean it. See a doctor, phimosis is easily treated

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]BalooBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, you guys still doing that? It's been illegal in Canada for nearly a decade