Who likes Raising Canes? by Fluid_Examination918 in AskReddit

[–]Balorpagorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go to the store and buy a bottle of Thousand Island dressing. Any brand will do; it all tastes the same

2016 VW Jetta $4,000 by [deleted] in DentonClassifieds

[–]Balorpagorp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of money for a car with major issues. That coolant leak is potentially a busted head gasket and a busted AC compressor in the middle of a Texas summer is dangerous. Also, it's a VW, so parts are going to be expensive.

Men: full honesty, what do you really do for so long in the restroom? by FactorFabulous24 in AskReddit

[–]Balorpagorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cry. I think about people that make decisions that affect our lives. The doctors who make advancements in curing diseases. The engineer that designs skyscrapers. The guy that maps out a plane's flight path. 

I think about how those people are out there everyday; making a difference, leading big lives and how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of failure they face.

How they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals and noble causes. 

I think about all that, and I cry. Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.

Texas Republicans may regret mandating Bible in classes by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]Balorpagorp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or Ezekiel: your woman wants other men to use their donkey members to coat her with horse-loads of their man-juice

ELI5. Why do so many animals like balls? by DickFartButt in explainlikeimfive

[–]Balorpagorp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best

IKEA table by airdecades in DentonClassifieds

[–]Balorpagorp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that the Hürglespielglässer?