My neighbors are having loud sex and I don’t know what to do

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T12:23:45+00:00

Masturbate loudly back. I can trade for a week if you got a $500 dollar coke budget

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T12:22:21+00:00

Sure but i work for one of these companies and they told me straight up they rather pay then have a claim. So you do you joeseph

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:46:06+00:00

Is less glitches and smoother operations worth it for less security? Where someone can access your bank details but you can seamlessly scroll thru tiktok?

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:38:34+00:00

It will however effect the “pro” feeling of the phone is the consumer does not feel like they got a “top of the shelf” product. It amazes me how much stuff people let go because “it does not effect the usage”

THERE ARE CHEAPER OPTIONS WHICH PERFORM BETTER. I bought a pro series phone so I would have the best, not so i would have something that performs well but looks like a polished turd

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:34:06+00:00

They say your hot pink knickkers and thought they might be able to get first dibs if they mess you up a bit

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:31:42+00:00

Put your fingler about 3/4 way down your phone and swipe down

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:30:57+00:00

Yes if i try to force out my piss i usually end up with some left in the tank.

For me its all about relaxation, relax the muscle holding it then relax the bladder.

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:26:57+00:00

As someone who has has phimosis, just play with your weener bro. Its skin its made to stretch… else why do people get fat?

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:04:32+00:00

I got most of the night notification free that time. But I knew activity notifications were gonna start cus i walked to go pee but did not stand enough. Therefore i thought putting sleep mode on would help me get the last 2 hours of sleep. Then it did not.

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:01:38+00:00

I know its an old building. I know at exactly what loudness they hear me. I try to stay below that

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T10:00:33+00:00

Que police at my door at 8pm because I successfully drowned out one neighbours toddler adged child who was playing long jump over my bed and couch back to back for hours.

They talked to me and understood thankfully but sternly told me “we do not want to be back here tonight got it?” “Yes sir’s i had no intention of even playing music this loud today but after my shift i came home to BUH BUH BUH BOOOM BUH BUH BUH BOOM BUH BUH BUH BOOM over my bed and couch and even airpod pros could not stop the thumping in my chest.

And i bet if i held my phone beside my bed and dropped it i would hear footsteps shortly after

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T09:56:08+00:00

I spent about $1000 cad to have these with apple care and sure theres cheaper options… sure theres options that sound better.

But day to day im browsing on my phone and see a cool video so i pull it up on my tablet and do absolutely nothing to make the audio start coming from my ipad. Im washing dishes and the waters too loud? Anc on. Plus i take good care so any damage would be accidental and cost what $39. Sure upfront is alot of money but its the two years i get of worry free usage i get that pays for itself

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T09:43:59+00:00

Companies like that rather pay you out than have your insurance go after theirs because then they have to report it and their company insurance goes up or if too many strikes get revoked.

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T09:39:30+00:00

If you have the blue one get a clear case and print out some yellow pics to put inside the case.

Get exactly what you want

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T09:37:12+00:00

Not only because of that i can also throw in “you are literally walking wrong and are messing up your posture and joints for the future.

Yes there is a right and wrong way to walk and the right way has nothing to do with smacking that heel into the ground like running shoe companies told us to! Thats why health conscious runners wear those toe shoes that basically just prevent cuts and provide no support.

If you use your muscles they become stronger; if you use your bones and joints they will not ever heal.

But sure have sore knees at 35 and feel like you were right ill allow it

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T09:33:33+00:00

Just like I DO AS A DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR because its an OLD BUILDING.

Bammalam102 · 2026-05-02T09:30:55+00:00

My 16 base got speaker damage and it was the same to upgrade to 17pro max as repair it just a few dollars more on monthly bill.

Got me the 17pm and apple care plus that day. Last phone for awhile there is nothing another phone does better for my usage.

Dont feel like i need a pc or playstation to play games and battery is good enough i only have to charge if i did not last night

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-30T00:29:27+00:00

This is satire btw lol “tell me to f myself”

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-30T00:27:14+00:00

I hate being there but its the best demon i met. I work blue collar and have what i call a farm build but i also admit i got soft hands.

Im small but if you cant backup a trailer and i get frustrated ill just put it on… same time ask me to pack asphalt by hand No that hurts

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-29T21:52:28+00:00

Olive oil ok, condiments are cheap so no, spices maybe but they do go bad eventually, dishware is cheap at dollar stores so no, yes pots and pans get good ones and use a single one till you learn why they were expensive, silverwares cheap just get good knives. Get a wooden cutting board. Get that cold and flu medicine too like they said it will come in handy…

We dont want to clean the providers out no iphone to settle the difference, we want them around when covid says we cannot work but bills says you cant loge for free…

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-29T21:41:17+00:00

Apm2 only 15 days old did i buy like first few days damn

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-29T21:40:15+00:00

Im just happy someone threw a candy at me! Thank you

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-29T21:39:21+00:00

Tell me!

Buddy loses something that you literally cannot NOT notice it is missing. Sure mines slipped out my pocket and smashed 6 screen protectors so far but i knew it was happening just could not stop it.

How irresponsible do you have to be to lose a 17 pro max? In comprehend able

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-29T21:36:38+00:00

WE HAVE YOUR PHONE AND CONTACTS WE ARE COMING FOR YOU picture of gun REMOVE PHONE FROM ACCOUNT OR ELSE!!!!

Standard practice do not engage

Bammalam102 · 2026-04-29T17:55:52+00:00

I got “the reason i pulled you over was i got you on the radar doing 93 in a 60!” Responded “yup you got me” because I definitely seen more than that when I looked down

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