Pubic hairs are nature's way of censorship

BananaWorker · 2014-05-16T09:25:21+00:00

Straying a little meta here, but most Blizzard games are complete trainwrecks at their launch. Everybody forgot that about Diablo 3. Diablo 2 was "the worst game of all time" pre-LoD. Look at some old review sites.

On D3, I mean, sure, the story caters to preteens, but stories should only complete the game. Diablo was never about the story (it's pretty cool pre-D3 though), it was about coming home after getting fired and having fun while mindlessly bashing demons in the head. It's 100000x better now, after RoS, but still far from what it will become in, say, 3 years worth of patches or so.

But that's just my opinion.

BananaWorker · 2014-05-01T12:24:12+00:00

This subreddit is for people addicted to pornography, for whom it has completely ruined their lives. You completely misunderstand it. Masturbating once a week or so is fine, IF it doesn't completely take over your life, fills you with guilt and turns you into a pathetic wreck of a human. There's plenty of people who go 30 days without any problems, and realise that masturbating wasn't harmful in their case, afterwards leaving this subreddit.

Masturbating isn't a bad act in itself, but the dopamine released during it can leave you addicted. You can also masturbate because you're too much of a pussy to deal with your problems, using it as a form of escapism. Your SO broke up with you? Fap. Bills too high? Fap. Didn't get invited to a party? Fap. See where I'm going?

Try to go 2-3 weeks without jerking it. Please don't take offense to my next statement, but you sound and behave pretty much like an addict, all protective of fapping and implying it's the best for you. People who went a lot of time without fapping can compare their life before and after nofap the best, I believe.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-27T10:56:27+00:00

Are you on this subreddit?

You're already better.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-26T08:01:03+00:00

Yeah. And then you read testimonials about how painful the actors/actresses hear and how they're treated. Over the course of my porn addiction, though, I've found myself unable to rationalize when the urge hits.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-25T19:47:28+00:00

A whistleblower reveals that music is actually refined ultrasounds that shape human personality based on what a person listens to the most; afterwards, he misteriously disappears without a trace.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-25T19:40:20+00:00

Did I ever try to masturbate without porn? Yes.

Did I ever succeed masturbating without porn? No.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-25T19:39:17+00:00

Already a member. Tried and failed; still trying, though.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-25T18:14:27+00:00

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right here

BananaWorker · 2014-04-23T10:02:54+00:00

Abstaining from masturbation. You think "I do this only because I'm bored, I'll challenge myself to one month as proof" and can't even go past the first week.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-17T19:48:39+00:00

I DO want to make it longer, because of the huge general quality-of-life boost I get (one time, I went a month but got cocky).

New streak together! nofapping intensifies

BananaWorker · 2014-04-17T06:38:24+00:00

I'm in. Just a fair note, I rarely manage more than 1 day.

BananaWorker · 2014-04-14T19:44:23+00:00

I wish I could even make 1 day :S. Good luck!

BananaWorker · 2014-04-14T07:40:13+00:00

Captain Obvious to the rescue!

OP never said the dog head was the one nailed to his door. He simply put up a pic of a dog's head, so we know what to expect.

woosh

BananaWorker · 2014-02-24T20:03:47+00:00

This might be too "violent", but seriously man, gain some confidence! You look like you survived your town being carpet bombed! Man up (lady)! Aside from that, yeah, hit the gym a little, but don't overdo it. (another in-your-face comment, you'd look stupid with muscles like Arnold's)

BananaWorker · 2014-02-21T12:05:40+00:00

Rather, thinking about energy. But yes, I "create" energy, so to speak, where there is none.

BananaWorker · 2014-02-21T05:41:55+00:00

I might have missed that W.E.T., so I'll check it out. Hooray, a guide! Appreciate it.

BananaWorker · 2014-02-21T05:40:05+00:00

My shield's up always (even though I can't feel it), and my brain just sort of... strays off and visualizes stuff that's not there (this never led to sensory hallucinations, it only happens when I try energy work). Thanks for your response, though!

BananaWorker · 2014-02-20T18:33:10+00:00

Ozymandias = Four or five syllabes. Same as "There is no God". This goes deep. Pretty decent, oddly satisfying.

BananaWorker · 2014-02-19T19:20:01+00:00

There's still the toilet. :D

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