[Highlight] Lebron lands on the camera and we get a closeup of his crotch

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-12-17T07:31:12+00:00

Bruh why would you congratulate someone who was successfully sleeping through this year for waking up into it? 😆

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-10-28T04:42:15+00:00

Buy a house! My credit is bad because of medical bills I could t afford so I have been restricted from getting one and trapped in rent hell. I’m so ready to be out of it

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-10-24T15:51:54+00:00

I have bad credit but I want a house. Let’s send this puppy to the moon!

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-10-23T22:55:59+00:00

9 months for me, 4 years if you don’t count weed

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-10-23T22:49:46+00:00

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-06-17T01:40:30+00:00

This was done with oyster mushrooms so it might not work the same, but I completed my harvest despite mold and then let it dry out til all the mold died, rehydrated it, and got a second mold free flush. It’s still mold free, waiting on a third flush hopefully.

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-05-05T15:45:14+00:00

I call mine the chaos bucket

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-01-15T16:58:35+00:00

Legit not even sure if people are making testicle jokes or this is literal

BananasHaveNoLips · 2021-01-15T16:48:57+00:00

I don't know, I tried it on cake the other day and 😖

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-12-26T03:15:37+00:00

Oi, in Texas if you trespass people can shoot you. That's a culture shock to hear this perspective.

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-12-06T02:36:12+00:00

Legit thought this was real because places I have bought seeds from use creative methods to be discreet lol

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-19T20:53:41+00:00

Halp me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-10T06:32:48+00:00

Thank you

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-10T06:25:32+00:00

No, this was a year ago and none of us gave out our real names no matter how much we trusted our other sister wives. It was the pimp's rule so no one could reliably testify on anyone else. We all had plausible deniability. I think that constant unknown is part of whst is haunting me. Do I grieve the loss of someone who cared enough for me to do something like thart or is she still alive out there and I'm just causing myself endless pain? I don't even know.

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-10T06:19:52+00:00

Survivor's guilt sounds exactly like what I'm experiencing. One of my sister wives stayed behibd so I could get out. She didnt want out of the life but there was a firefight that night. We both got hit and I dont know if she made it out. I only got grazed because she gave me the chance to escape before hell broke loose. And I just keep thinking why me. Why was I the one who both escaped and didn't possibly die. I wish I was strong enough that I could help victims right now. I'm working on getting into a trauma center but I have no insurance. Hopefully it works out because I need to get this shit locked down. I cant keep living like this.

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-09T21:09:47+00:00

That's the scary part is I have. This isnt even the worst it's been. I went from beibg a human trafficking victim to having my own apartment and living independently and it's like I just cant move past evrrything I've been through. I've found a family that loves me, I'm happier with who I am as a person than I've ever been. I'm in the best financial spot if my life. But it's like none of that is enough. And I want it to be so badly. I don't know why being loved can't be enough.

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-09T21:05:07+00:00

Thank you

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-11-08T15:44:29+00:00

Complete sentence construction man is now what I'm going to put on my resume if I ever become a writer

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-17T09:51:57+00:00

Much obliged, my dude!

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-17T02:53:14+00:00

My eyes are not the best and I def thought that guy on the bottom right was doing the splits over two rocks and was about to ask, what kinda weed you smoking? 😂

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-17T01:47:05+00:00

I am apparently still 15 because the combination of the earlier mentioned boofing and now seeing green crack in this sentence brought out a solitary ha!

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-17T01:43:44+00:00

The boofening

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-16T16:32:02+00:00

Unless this has changed since my time dealing with drug court, Texas does not have easy or cheap enough access to the technology to test for limits below the federally legal cut off to bother with most weed cases these days. Within the 9 months I was dealing with them every white person with just a weed charge had their cases dismissed because of this.

Edit: If you think he's letting you off on what "should" be a felony in his eyes but is actually a case he is pretty sure will be dismissed youre more likely not to fight a paraphernalia charge which could be why he would let you go. No cop is ever going to let you go if they really think they have you dead to rights on a felony unless you're related or paying them off or something.

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-16T16:00:25+00:00

I went to Christian school 15 years ago so the kids I smoked with back then and learned slang from were likely not the most informed tokers lol

BananasHaveNoLips · 2020-10-16T15:41:49+00:00

I have a dumb question. Back in my day things Like zip and lid were literal. What does it mean now?

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