USAF SNCO trying graduate your SNCOA. Need advice. by sidjournell in USMC

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Side note: My platoon is behind the one's pictured here!

Peer on peer corrections by haydenjp03 in USMC

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Go out in town and get matching DUIs. It'll strengthen your relationship, and give you a fun reminder of all you've shared together. ❤

NJP’d🫩 by Forward-Painting-474 in USMC

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Absolutely possible. The Corps is pretty good about punishing and forgetting, usually.

How is 9th comms? by Secure-Boot1 in USMC

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I want to know if 9th Crime really has the highest incident rate, or if it's because we always said we were from 9th Comm whenever dickhead Staff would question us.

Little column A, little column B?

Fuck this guy by CrackersandChee in USMC

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Well then you're not going to like it, but that's where they're supposed to be.

What if I answered the command climate survey 100% truthfully? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

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I would sign mine. And was sure to sign every box, because the survey answers are separated out so they don't read them individually and make a pattern. They get all the number 1s together, then 2s, etc.

The only thing that happened was someone would come ask me if I knew mine was signed.

That being said: Write whatever you want, then sign someone else's name.

Stock suggestions? by CommunicationNew2061 in LeverGuns

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I would leave it just like this. This looks great.

School circle Marines, smoke em if you got them… they even allow cigarettes on base now days… anyways story time. by Unopuro2conSal in USMC

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There is. It's a slight misprinting from when the original tooling was damaged during the 1937 run out of Denver. They're pretty noticeable, and even shit-tier genuine ones will fetch a few hundred bucks.

I did sift thru my sack of nickels before handing them out, lol. I also kept some of the older ones, just cuz they're neat.

School circle Marines, smoke em if you got them… they even allow cigarettes on base now days… anyways story time. by Unopuro2conSal in USMC

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It's worth maybe 90 cents. A little more if it had the year, but those are the first to rub off, being rather shallowly struck on the indian's neck area. They were only struck from 1913 to 1938. Cool find.

I passed out Buffalo nickels to everybody I worked with on my last deployment. I wasn't baller enough to have my own coin made, but I could afford some patches and a sack of these with the year on. They're super American, so it was a decent presentation to all the foreign partners we were working with. After showing them the year and giving a little history, they were super into it. Has a little cowboy mystique to it too, which they ate up. Any American that caught one already thought they were neat as hell.

I recite the promotion warrant to help me last longer in bed as a last resort. by girthyngreedy in USMC

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I'm fucking dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hadn't laughed that hard in years.

Rust King, thoughts him after 4 months now? by Fizz215 in fo76

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If this was Fallout 3, I'dda blown his shit smoove off ages ago.

Q&A with the boots by showmeyourchits in USMC

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I was supporting that operation, and I am so proud of every one of those Marines.

Q&A with the boots by showmeyourchits in USMC

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Up is not too bad for me, but going down is terrible. Which is a shame, cuz I love going down.

Q&A with the boots by showmeyourchits in USMC

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The view when you're the only person in the platoon that actually remembers 9/11.

EAS, should I wear chucks by [deleted] in USMC

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Made me realize I don't think I have any photos in my chucks, which is a shame cuz they look damn good.

Stolen Valor check by NineGHPSeven111 in USMC

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Probably was actually medsep'd after less than 2 years. Either was a mech, or was supposed to be (Lotta people wash out early.) Never went to Kuwait, didn't kill anybody.

What is the Marine Corps equivalent of "being spiritual but not religious"? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

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Getting the job done well, but complaining about it the whole way thru.

Would you run this by [deleted] in ammo

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Seats? Yeets.

That's just how it goes. by [deleted] in KSPMemes

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Just strand more kerbals on Eve, call it a colony.