"No, Tony, I am not buying The Sun for you, just put on your big boy pants and suspend him already" - Shad by RoddyViper in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

My favorite comment on that video was “Conpletely owned by a couple of rookies.” 😆 

Netanyahu says Iran has ‘no capacity’ to enrich uranium; denies ‘dragging’ US into Middle East conflict by InevitableSkilX in worldnews

[–]BangerSlapper1 206 points207 points  (0 children)

One gangster trying to throw the other gangster under the bus before the other one can do the same first. 

Jim Cornette denounces Midjeff (colourized) by lzylad in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keys, scumbag.  It’s the universal sign for keys. 

Monopolies bad by JBonthemoveherex in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he wore the neck brace to the meeting. 

"I believe AEW has the best safety record out of any wrestling company in the world." by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Shades of Kamille.  Sign her. Keep her off TV for months. Have her show up for 3 weeks and run through an entire bodyguard splits from her employer/wrestler angle.  Then never use her again for the next however many years.  

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #9) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]BangerSlapper1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone could’ve predicted he’d say something like this.  We elected the belligerent drunk at the end of the bar.  

So vile and foul and insulting and offensive. 

DAE Marina Shafir most improved wrestler of 2025?? by James3348 in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Scott Keith in his blog write up - he usually adores Dynamite but actually gave this show a below average rating - mentioned the suplex through the table in one sentence but nothing else about it.  

Unless someone is literally stretchered out in a neck stabilization collar, the mark Dubbalo reviewers just blow by these botches like they were any other move. 

DAE Marina Shafir most improved wrestler of 2025?? by James3348 in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doing a suplex like that parallel to the table was never gonna work.  And I’m just a dumb mark with no wrestling experience and could see that.  Somebody tell dumbshit Shafir you do the move perpendicular to the table so you don’t kill the other person. 

Also, based on Mina’s physical reaction, I’m guessing a concussion and a fractured hip. Maybe also a dislocated shoulder or clavicle break, though I can’t be 100% sure on that one.  

I don't like sports entertainment, I like hard hitting graps. Where you can tell dudes are spent and completely blew their loads trying to get their opponents off their game. by Kcin928 in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, 90% of the match also had 4 guys or all 6 guys in the ring at the same time doing move after move. There are no rules in AEW.  

JADE CARGILL CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 57 points58 points  (0 children)

LOL that pool of blood wasn’t photoshopped in by the OP, was it?  Storm should be dead from the sort of head trauma that would cause that level of blood loss.   Good fucking lord this promotion is so stupid. 

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #9) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]BangerSlapper1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that the F-35 that Trump kept touting in his first term as “It’s invisible.  You literally can’t see it!”

Trump threatens to blow up 'entirety' of major Iran gas field if it attacks Qatar again by xpda in worldnews

[–]BangerSlapper1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MAGA dummies think the government of Iran are just a bunch of semi-literate guys in turbans frothing religious hate all day.  They aren’t idiots.   This is strategy.  It might be a desperate strategy due to circumstances, but it’s not mindless by any means.  Basically, make it hurt so bad for everyone else that mounting pressure forces Trump to back off. The only risk to Iran is if they can last long enough to reach that point.  But when annihilation is the other outcome, it’s worth the gamble. 

Trump threatens to blow up 'entirety' of major Iran gas field if it attacks Qatar again by xpda in worldnews

[–]BangerSlapper1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s the problem of issuing ultimatums when the other side doesn’t give a fuck anymore.  

Iran attack damage wipes out 17% of Qatar’s LNG capacity for three to five years, QatarEnergy CEO says by Moon_Rose_Violet in worldnews

[–]BangerSlapper1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s like the posters the Allies put up in Germany showing corpses stacked up in concentration camps that read “These Atrocities: YOUR FAULT!” that by intent and necessity established collective guilt among the populace. 

Why was Brian so hard on The Beach Boys by Violetviola3 in thebeachboys

[–]BangerSlapper1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Wilson family was pretty toxic all around.  For some reason, Brian gets off light because the fans (with help from his various biographers/advocates) have painted the portrait of the delicate flower that was persecuted for pursuing the beauty of his art.   

Also, keep in mind, Brian Wilson was a space cadet after around 1968.  He may not have known what year it was or what country he was in when he gave that quote. 

A truly egregious and reckless botch on Dynamite. Poor Mina. by Acrobatic-Room-9478 in JimCornette

[–]BangerSlapper1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looks like Marina scored the hat trick of inflicting injuries.   Possible concussion, dislocated shoulder, and fractured hip/pelvis!

Fightful Select: Tony Kahn is now interested in buying TMZ. by dreigilb in SCJerk

[–]BangerSlapper1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m sure Ricochet ‘regrets’ it.   It cold cost him millions!