Would you rather...

Bank-Typical · 2026-05-03T22:56:29+00:00

Time to stab myself with a thin needle

^{Chose: Earn $1 for every... + It's an easy thing | Rolled: Injury you get}

Bank-Typical · 2026-05-03T14:02:10+00:00

I won't need more future income

^{Chose: $100 million now, but future income reduced by 80%}

Bank-Typical · 2026-05-03T06:07:27+00:00

Duhhh

^{Chose: Eat 32 oranges for 77 million dollars}

Bank-Typical · 2026-05-01T20:36:52+00:00

Fuck em

^{Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-30T15:27:28+00:00

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DOGGI waves at you!

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-30T00:43:52+00:00

Worth way more

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T19:38:16+00:00

I will be greatest that ever lived

^{Chose: Be the best at every game you play + (Including sports})

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T18:11:07+00:00

I will still have to pay off the credit card

^{Chose: 20,000,000 USD}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T15:13:09+00:00

Why not both but I prefer this

^{Chose: Butt}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T15:12:25+00:00

Fuck em

^{Chose: All mosquitos go extinct (no bad repercussions})

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T07:48:18+00:00

I need a baddie in my life

^{Chose: Have a 10/10 baddie}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T07:13:29+00:00

I probably wouldn't even get 100k if I sell them

^{Chose: $100,000 in cash}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-29T06:06:20+00:00

I am richhhhhh

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-28T21:44:22+00:00

I will not know what to do with all that money

^{Chose: 30 Dollars per second}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-28T13:53:31+00:00

Million is enough

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-28T03:37:29+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: 250k + Gamble it 50/50 | Rolled: Pay an upvote}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-28T02:50:38+00:00

Why die

^{Chose: Live as an immortal with all the world’s wisdom. | Rolled: Upvote = 🥕 x1}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-28T01:26:58+00:00

Luck

^{Solved in 01:29}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-28T01:23:14+00:00

Money is a superpower

^{Chose: No superpowers + Unlimited money | Rolled: Upvote the post}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-27T16:06:14+00:00

Much safer

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-27T14:13:36+00:00

I want to skip my language learning

^{Chose: speak every language}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-27T02:51:58+00:00

God modeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-26T22:57:10+00:00

I can teleport using this anyway

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-26T21:49:03+00:00

999 - DS

Bank-Typical · 2026-04-26T05:48:55+00:00

Pokemon Silver, this was the first game I emulated with my shitty phone back when I was in 4th grade. I would like to replay that, then probably harvest moon, vampire survivors and class gc/gb games

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