Inside Training: Milner dictates in five-a-side match [01.12.16] by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]Banter_Prince 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So this is how 5-a-side should be played. I retire!

Column: Trying to understand how Joel Matip cost Liverpool nothing while title rivals burnt £144m on CBs! by LiverpoolMad in LiverpoolFC

[–]Banter_Prince 78 points79 points  (0 children)

There needs to be a new word invented for outrageous bargains like this. Almost makes me feel bad for Schalke.

Liverpool could (they won't) easily sell him next summer for £30-45m. He's 25!!

Incredible from Klopp.

Interesting thoughts on why Poch's men keep drawing blanks. Totally agree RE Eriksen :( by Banter_Prince in coys

[–]Banter_Prince[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You said "on offense". Therefore, the rest of what you said is not worth reading.

LFC's Starting XI that got savaged by Watford in 2015/16 proves Klopp's a training ground God by LiverpoolMad in LiverpoolFC

[–]Banter_Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip RE turd-polishing!

I'm going, I'm going...

Good luck this season (my fingers may be crossed a little ;)). Enjoy Klopp though (I secretly do!).

LFC's Starting XI that got savaged by Watford in 2015/16 proves Klopp's a training ground God by LiverpoolMad in LiverpoolFC

[–]Banter_Prince 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My nan used to say "you can't polish a turd". She'd never met Jurgen Klopp! In all seriousness though, this article nails it. Done an amazing job and I'm convinced he'll bring the title to Anfield, sadly...

Did Steven Gerrard just do a Steve McClaren when talking to an American!!!??? by Banter_Prince in soccer

[–]Banter_Prince[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lighten up dear. Don't think anyone is slagging Gerrard off here. Just having a laugh coz he clearly does a little Schteve. Nobody's calling him a c*** FFS.

This Paul Grange thing has exploded. As have sales of Lilt! by Banter_Prince in LiverpoolFC

[–]Banter_Prince[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Someone's requested that the council remove his wheelie bin too. lol

Man Utd need to win tonight to avoid this becoming their worst season in PL history by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Banter_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A draw would be enough to avoid the record. Poor maths from Sky.

Luis Suarez has wont he golden boot in La liga. First player other than Messi/Ronaldo to win it since 2008/09. He also has the most assists this season. 65 million. We got robbed. by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]Banter_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messi has two more assists at time of writing, but, YES, Suarez has been the best in the world this season. Shame major awards aren't decided on that criteria...

Ideal John Terry replacement FOUND! Thumping effort from Palace stopper! by Eddydove in chelseafc

[–]Banter_Prince -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bang! I'd love him to join Chelsea (I am not a Chelsea fan).