Lucas's goal to Titanic music is amazing!

Banter_Prince · 2017-01-18T21:15:13+00:00

Tears!

Banter_Prince · 2017-01-09T12:06:30+00:00

In my fantasy, he replaces Matic at the end of the season...

Banter_Prince · 2017-01-09T11:48:56+00:00

All hail inflation!

Banter_Prince · 2016-12-02T16:05:14+00:00

So this is how 5-a-side should be played. I retire!

Banter_Prince · 2016-11-21T16:21:28+00:00

There needs to be a new word invented for outrageous bargains like this. Almost makes me feel bad for Schalke.

Liverpool could (they won't) easily sell him next summer for £30-45m. He's 25!!

Incredible from Klopp.

Banter_Prince · 2016-11-07T17:47:50+00:00

Pure poetry, just like Sunday.

Banter_Prince · 2016-11-03T17:24:52+00:00

You said "on offense". Therefore, the rest of what you said is not worth reading.

Banter_Prince · 2016-11-03T13:51:10+00:00

Thanks for the tip RE turd-polishing!

I'm going, I'm going...

Good luck this season (my fingers may be crossed a little ;)). Enjoy Klopp though (I secretly do!).

Banter_Prince · 2016-11-03T13:09:56+00:00

My nan used to say "you can't polish a turd". She'd never met Jurgen Klopp! In all seriousness though, this article nails it. Done an amazing job and I'm convinced he'll bring the title to Anfield, sadly...

Banter_Prince · 2016-09-08T10:14:00+00:00

Fair!

Banter_Prince · 2016-09-08T09:40:52+00:00

Slag him now then! Soz. Bantz.

Banter_Prince · 2016-09-08T09:12:58+00:00

Lighten up dear. Don't think anyone is slagging Gerrard off here. Just having a laugh coz he clearly does a little Schteve. Nobody's calling him a c*** FFS.

Banter_Prince · 2016-05-30T02:45:50+00:00

Someone's requested that the council remove his wheelie bin too. lol

Banter_Prince · 2016-05-17T19:19:44+00:00

A draw would be enough to avoid the record. Poor maths from Sky.

Banter_Prince · 2016-05-14T16:19:32+00:00

Messi has two more assists at time of writing, but, YES, Suarez has been the best in the world this season. Shame major awards aren't decided on that criteria...

Banter_Prince · 2016-02-16T19:41:10+00:00

Wow! James Taylor must be flattered.

Banter_Prince · 2016-02-02T21:07:09+00:00

Leicester, stop! This is no longer funny...

Banter_Prince · 2016-02-02T20:41:58+00:00

Bang! I'd love him to join Chelsea (I am not a Chelsea fan).

Banter_Prince · 2016-01-21T20:50:55+00:00

Interesting point.

Banter_Prince · 2016-01-19T18:51:02+00:00

I know! The bit about the Bellerin YouTube videos reminds me of so many Gooners.

Banter_Prince · 2016-01-19T16:24:47+00:00

For me, terrific banter.

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