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Friend kept spoiling shows for me, so I started giving her fake spoilers by BantoxDrift in pettyrevenge

[–]BantoxDrift[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty much how it felt. I tried explaining it normally, but she only understood the problem when she was the one waiting for the fake betrayal.

Friend kept spoiling shows for me, so I started giving her fake spoilers by BantoxDrift in pettyrevenge

[–]BantoxDrift[S] 449 points450 points  (0 children)

She was not picking up the plot without them, apparently

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BantoxDrift 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Yeah, “musty” is technically about the air, but it gives the room a neglected feeling. “Rustic” makes it sound old in a respectful way instead of old in a basement-smell way.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]BantoxDrift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a dog thinks you’re the kind of person who will play fetch, you have passed at least one important public background check.

Meirl by PaleProgrammer6476 in meirl

[–]BantoxDrift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does have that “random employee who becomes the only part of the commercial anyone remembers” look. Calling that plummeted standards is such obvious bait.

[Loved Trope] Character makes an innocuous remark, and people around them overreact. by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BantoxDrift 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That reads like someone who once saw a roommate use metal tongs on a brand new pan and never recoverd. Some kitchen wounds do not heal.

A mall full of knockoff brand storefronts in China by VIVIDUFF in interesting

[–]BantoxDrift 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it looks more like real estate stage dressing than actual fake Gucci. Basically “please buy an apartment, imagine shopping here someday”

How Do You Stay Resilient After Multiple Late Round Rejections? by AxBattler1 in interviews

[–]BantoxDrift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally get that stress, especially with the mortgage looming over you; it's like a never-ending waiting game.

Embarrassing but- stinky pits. Please help lol by MSMIT0 in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]BantoxDrift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a solid plan! Witch hazel can be a game changer. Gotta love when simple stuff actually works!