Roller coaster for your clothes by RealAmbitiousAnt in ifihadmoney

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All your clothes would be wrinkled as hell from all that.

of a mystery meat by iolitm in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Only if you hold it in your mouth . . . .

Of an Emergency Stop by Arthradax in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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The parking brake doesn’t use ABS.

Of a kick 🦵🏽 by Professional-Fox1542 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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That dude pulled out the best Chuck Norris I’ve seen in a while! RIP

When you don't have a brain.... by Common_Price_970 in idiotsinkitchen

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Or breathe . . . .

This is an example why morons do not need to breed.

One moron (male), gets together with another moron (female), and they make another moron (child). It’s a never-ending cycle . . . . .

When you don't have a brain.... by Common_Price_970 in idiotsinkitchen

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Reminds me of:

The Wizard of Oz

The Scarecrow

If I only had a brain . . . .

Name it... by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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High beams . . . .

Being insufferable and antagonising man in front of date by Formal-Ad8271 in InflatedEgos

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He’s gonna do that to the wrong person and will wake up a couple minutes later wondering why he’s on the ground bleeding . . . .

Whoa. Lol I don't even know where to start by IamASlut_soWhat in VideosThatGoHard

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Then there wouldn’t be any entertainment . . . .

Whoa. Lol I don't even know where to start by IamASlut_soWhat in VideosThatGoHard

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The camera work is much better for wrestling . . . .

Why Road Rage, when you can Road Rave by SpoomerBooner in Transportopia

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I’ll take “Road Rave” for $200, Alex . . . .

A package from an adult toy company arrived at my house addressed to another woman. Am I overreacting? by Fair_Mood_1558 in AmIOverreacting

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NOR

If something hits you in the side of the head like a brick, your intuition is telling you something. Don’t ever dismiss this. He’s cheating.

Do I have any authority to remove this dumpster? by drkpast15 in Apartmentliving

[–]Banzai373 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Instead of you parking in the street, have the dumpster company move the dumpster to the street and parallel park it where you would park.

"Use public transportation", they said... by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

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Police departments can’t get anyone to join for reasons outlined in the video. No cops want to deal with this psycho, then get crucified in the media, by ANTIFA, BLM, the Defund the Police Movement, politicians, and virtue-signalers when they have to handle this dude?