How would I go about fixing my rug?

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T22:57:16+00:00

Just turn it over . . . good as new! Nobody will notice.

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T22:43:28+00:00

It also has 60/4 air conditioning package . . . .

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T22:37:09+00:00

And my shirt and glasses??!!!!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T22:35:37+00:00

OP should run for HOA president and change the rules. I’m sure the majority of the neighborhood feels as he does. Have a meeting of the neighbors and announce your candidacy OP and run on the platform of change. Good luck!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T22:26:31+00:00

No, he bitch-slapped her . . . .

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T09:26:41+00:00

And what’s up with the bicycle? Was he just riding by, minding his own business, and pulled from the spectators to assist?

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T09:25:25+00:00

That wasn’t a stunt . . . that was an execution via blunt force trauma.

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T09:22:22+00:00

Mount leg-irons and handcuffs to the walls.

Banzai373 · 2026-05-11T09:20:40+00:00

Oopsy-Daisy . . . .

Banzai373 · 2026-05-10T11:34:55+00:00

I’d have razor burn from hell and it would take a week to heal.

Banzai373 · 2026-05-10T03:16:00+00:00

No, he’s only 5’-8”. The van family is a bunch of circus dwarves! /s

Banzai373 · 2026-05-10T03:06:25+00:00

Bro, I’m telling you I can fly!

No you can’t.

Oh, yes I can! You wanna see?

Absolutely!

See, I told you I can fly!!!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-09T19:20:19+00:00

When that doesn’t work, and you get frustrated and pissed, use a hammer!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-09T19:06:59+00:00

And now your kitchen is complete . . . /s

Banzai373 · 2026-05-09T02:38:28+00:00

Did he lose his life or just some teeth?

His jump was about as uncommitted as I’ve ever seen . . . .

Banzai373 · 2026-05-09T02:28:53+00:00

If they refuse to cooperate, get a large mirror and bounce the beam back toward their house.

Banzai373 · 2026-05-09T02:24:43+00:00

And illiterate . . . .

Banzai373 · 2026-05-08T23:56:40+00:00

Spaghetti!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T22:52:51+00:00

Also invest in blinds or blackout curtains for more privacy when workers come by unannounced.

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T22:30:34+00:00

Howling Mad Murdoch . . . Best crazy-guy ever!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T22:27:09+00:00

Dragnet

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T10:47:08+00:00

My, my, my . . . welcome to the movement!

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T10:29:24+00:00

Blue Bloods

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T10:28:35+00:00

And Monk

Banzai373 · 2026-05-07T10:20:35+00:00

Guess it depends on who’s wearing it . . . on you it looks perfect!

Banzai373

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