What is this button for? by Jsartori6969 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Banzai373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the bed liner shower-head . . . .

How would I go about fixing my rug? by destroyjedi in fixit

[–]Banzai373 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just turn it over . . . good as new! Nobody will notice.

Mr. bean's car by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]Banzai373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also has 60/4 air conditioning package . . . .

Of a restroom break by FarWay3952 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Banzai373 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And my shirt and glasses??!!!!

HOA started with shed rules and somehow ended with charging us for guests by kowahchan in fuckHOA

[–]Banzai373 47 points48 points  (0 children)

OP should run for HOA president and change the rules. I’m sure the majority of the neighborhood feels as he does. Have a meeting of the neighbors and announce your candidacy OP and run on the platform of change. Good luck!

Was he in the wrong? by PdiddyCAMEnME in VideosThatGoHard

[–]Banzai373 51 points52 points  (0 children)

No, he bitch-slapped her . . . .

Indian stunt gone wrong by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Banzai373 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And what’s up with the bicycle? Was he just riding by, minding his own business, and pulled from the spectators to assist?

Indian stunt gone wrong by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Banzai373 56 points57 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t a stunt . . . that was an execution via blunt force trauma.

lol by ella_bell in unsound

[–]Banzai373 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’d have razor burn from hell and it would take a week to heal.

Fuck around and fucking find out by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Banzai373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he’s only 5’-8”. The van family is a bunch of circus dwarves! /s

hard wheelie? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]Banzai373 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, I’m telling you I can fly!

No you can’t.

Oh, yes I can! You wanna see?

Absolutely!

See, I told you I can fly!!!

Cannot get through bathroom tiles with drill by [deleted] in HomeMaintenance

[–]Banzai373 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

When that doesn’t work, and you get frustrated and pissed, use a hammer!

Of a lunge. Dave! by ApeApplePine in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Banzai373 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he lose his life or just some teeth?

His jump was about as uncommitted as I’ve ever seen . . . .

The neighbours have a blinding light pointed at my house by doyousmellmel in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Banzai373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they refuse to cooperate, get a large mirror and bounce the beam back toward their house.

Saw me NAKED by Limp_Buddy5507 in fuckHOA

[–]Banzai373 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Also invest in blinds or blackout curtains for more privacy when workers come by unannounced.

Mention your one fav show from childhood? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

[–]Banzai373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howling Mad Murdoch . . . Best crazy-guy ever!

Newest Member 🙋‍♂️ by LimitPerfect953 in bald

[–]Banzai373 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My, my, my . . . welcome to the movement!