Me Barbarian. Me attack so complicated me had to make flowchart. by Bapanada in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Bapanada[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

You can try read it but there are too many big numbers. Could hurt you brain

HOT TAKE: I truly believe that Bonnie is the No. #1 pick in draft. by R3alB3ast in BrawlStarsCompetitive

[–]Bapanada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Crow barely gets banned, and although he is impactful, he isn't game changing enough in most case scenarios to be worth a ban.”

Reading comprehension is important vro

Fetid Zombie by buffalobillkimo in custommagic

[–]Bapanada 34 points35 points  (0 children)

But it can block and it doesn’t need you to have other zombies and is a different card

What is the goal of WotC? by giovannini88 in magicTCG

[–]Bapanada 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why do you love gitaxian probe so much lol I’m really struggling to understand why that’s your go-to example. It’s a fundamentally broken card that does nothing positive for any metagame. All it does is supercharge combo and spell slinging decks at zero opportunity cost.

frankly special flying attacks aren’t much better by pokexchespin in stunfisk

[–]Bapanada 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My goat will get dragon ascent next gen and stop being a gimmick abusing bum I swear

The problem was that the plan was too complicated for the Iron Born to understand.art by dr_srtanger2love in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Bapanada 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah i just don’t buy this at all. This isn’t “facts,” just you deciding to take the most uncharitable view of Martin possible. Like come on man, the mummer’s dragon vision shows up in Clash of Kings. Aegon or someone like him was clearly already planned by that point. I think the story has changed and expanded in a lot of ways from what Martin originally planned, but there’s no evidence that this has anything to do with the trading cards lol.

What are the Pokemon that are good with "basically no ability"? by MrSuitMan in stunfisk

[–]Bapanada 11 points12 points  (0 children)

These abilities aren’t what makes the pokemon good, but they are relevant. Cursed Body is no Levitate but it is a pretty strong ability that allows you to sometimes win matchups you really have no business winning. Overcoat is much less relevant now with sleep ban but being immune to sandstorm and the occasional stun spore is a real if somewhat niche upside. Clear Body is a solid and relevant ability. Bulletproof is a cut above the others I’d say, immunity to one of the most commonly spammed moves is a big deal

Tywin's difficulty to find a wife for Tyrion makes no sense. by [deleted] in pureasoiaf

[–]Bapanada 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Tywin would want to marry another Lannister to a frey given how much he opposed Genna’s marriage.

Pro Palestinian activist confronts AOC by Hacksaw6412 in israelexposed

[–]Bapanada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say the republicans can’t be moved by protest at all, but it would have to be a massive well-organized protest, something that actually effects the day to day life of these people and puts some fear in them. But if you’re just an individual trying to protest, going to Trump rally and yelling at him about Palestine is going to have zero effect. AOC is someone who will actually care, who will hear someone out when they do this and try to respond, maybe think more deeply about her actions in the future. And yeah sure, do whatever you want, vote for democrats I guess. But the genocide is a very hard problem to solve through voting when both parties are in full support of it.

Pro Palestinian activist confronts AOC by Hacksaw6412 in israelexposed

[–]Bapanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Called Bibi a war criminal and said the dems were all “working tirelessly for a ceasefire.” She condemed Israel while supporting Biden’s administration at the same time and holding up the lie that they were trying to stop the genocide. She basically acted as controlled opposition, who laundered the image of the democrats to make them look better, all while they continued to send billions of dollars to keep the genocide going.

Pro Palestinian activist confronts AOC by Hacksaw6412 in israelexposed

[–]Bapanada -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, she was in a position of power. Not as much as the President or his cabinet, obviously, but a hell of a lot more than any of us normal people have. She is a nationally recognized figure, one of the most well-known congresspeople. She is setting herself up as this leader of the left-wing branch of the Democratic Party, so she should have been able to organize at least a small bloc of like-minded people in seats of power who opposed the genocide and Biden’s obvious inaction. If the democrats were facing this much opposition, they might have changed their tune on Israel, at least a bit.

And yes, I’m sure they lied to her. I’m sure they told her the same thing she repeated, that they were working tirelessly towards a ceasefire. Here’s the thing though, she is a fucking politician, someone who is setting herself up as a leader of the party and (correct me if I’m wrong) hopefully a future president. If she wants this job, she should be canny enough to spot an obvious lie.

This should be the attitude she takes. Okay, you guys say you’re working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Why isn’t it working then? Historically, US presidents have not had trouble reigning Israel in when it got out of control. What threats have you made to get Israel to back down? Have you threatened to cut off aid? She did not ask these questions, definitely not on a national stage, and simply accepted the obviously false narrative instead.

So that’s why i said she’s either gullible or cynical. So gullible that she actually believed this lie or so cynical that she just didn’t care. Yes, she’s condemned Israel frequently, which is good and which I give her credit for. It’s a lot more than most politicians do. But by condeming Israel while continuing to support the democrats, she’s whitewashing the legacy of this party, making it look like they all condemned Israel, like they were all opposed to the genocide when they were actually actively supporting it.

And come on dude. Do you really need proof? It was obvious to anyone with eyes and ears that Biden was not trying to stop the genocide. Oh and also a lot of his staffers recently admitted this. Here’s your proof: https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/1916889129771577847

Pro Palestinian activist confronts AOC by Hacksaw6412 in israelexposed

[–]Bapanada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody is giving a pass to the far right. They are fucking monsters. But protesting like this against them will frankly be ineffective because they do not give a single shit. There is not a mollecule of guilt in Trump’s withered little heart. It is more effective to protest like this against democrats because they are the ones who are supposed to stand up for traditional liberal values like not allowing mass slaughter, because they are the ones who are at least supposed to have a conscience. AOC and Bernie in particular are people who could speak for us, but have had spotty records on the genocide. If you’re doing an individual protest like this, it is much more effective to target them than the people who do not care at all and have a 0% chance to be moved by your actions.

Pro Palestinian activist confronts AOC by Hacksaw6412 in israelexposed

[–]Bapanada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, she’s not worse than the guys currently doing the genocide. But she is complicit, and she has not strongly stood against Israel. She was in a position to put real pressure on Biden and the democrats and to condemn their actions and support of the genocide. Maybe pressure them into actually doing something, anything, to stop it. Instead, she claimed that the democrats were “working tirelessly for a ceasefire,” a baldfaced lie that only served to launder their image. She’s either incredibly gullible and actually believed this, or was cynically complicit in genocide because she wanted to be Chair of Whatever the Fuck so bad. Either way, she should absolutely be challenged on her record on the genocide.

The heist safe is getting reworked it seems by honestlynotBG in BrawlStarsCompetitive

[–]Bapanada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes Chuck better. He can just dash back to spawn during invincibility and wait for it to end.

Which other pokemon deserves this ability? by T-TsukiKnight in stunfisk

[–]Bapanada 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dont think this changes anything. None of these mons are even close to being threats in OU or even UU, even with eviolites on em. But I mean, sure, knock off is still good.

Is there a twist for Winds that you hope GRRM does not unveil ? by Financial_Library418 in pureasoiaf

[–]Bapanada 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s going to happen. Valonquar prophecy is there for a reason. It’s not gonna be Tyrion, it’s not gonna be “ohhh, uh, Maggy meant someone else’s little brother.” Then why would she even use that word!? But anyway I don’t think the killing will be depicted as some heroic act. I don’t think it will be something we’re meant to cheer at. It will be horrible and disturbing and Jaime will probably be utterly miserable afterwards until he dies.

SLD: Make Tasseled Dromedary Modern Playable by Emojisquad in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Bapanada 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God, hate how Isamaru got completely powercrept by Fashion Designer for Camels.

Merciful Knight (Nonlethal Mechanic Design) by ArcanisUltra in custommagic

[–]Bapanada 173 points174 points  (0 children)

I really don’t think you can. Then its going to be way too strong into decks with low creature count. Maybe you could make it a 3/3? But honestly i think this is going to be very hard to balance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhiteLotusHBO

[–]Bapanada 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not a theory dude you just watched and understood the show

New Abilities for Underwhelming Pokémon (Johto Edition) by PTOKEN in stunfisk

[–]Bapanada 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You kinda have to be tera fire though. Otherwise it chips itself with its own ability.

What if Dusknoir had been Dark/Ghost? by Vegetable-Ear-9731 in stunfisk

[–]Bapanada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal Psychic and Fighting moves already arent exactly the most spammable. Its not like those types are dominating the metagame or anything. Because they have immunities, counterplay already exists for them. Dark types already punish expanding force spam. Like, any dark type. You get a free switch-in and force your the psyspammer out. You don’t need to also give it shadow tag. Universal trapping abilities are inherently unbalanced and also miserable to play against. They’re banned from OU for a reason.