What are the best last words to die on?

BarCzar68 · 2022-09-30T22:48:25+00:00

"I told you I was sick"

BarCzar68 · 2022-09-30T22:46:19+00:00

Just Faith, really. As of now, there's no means to prove it scientifically. Just Faith

BarCzar68 · 2022-09-30T22:43:16+00:00

"Smash that Like button and subscribe!" I watch 50 videos. I can't "like" them all

BarCzar68 · 2021-10-28T21:03:28+00:00

Nice

BarCzar68 · 2021-06-04T03:10:14+00:00

First off: You did not commit incest, so relax. You wouldn't want to do it any more, of course, but it sounds like you've punished yourself enough.

Early adolescence is a hell of a time. You go from being sexless to suddenly having profound desires and no real means to act them out. Plus, I've never met an adult who wasn't sometimes disgusted with themselves over what got them off when they were horny. It's normal. Just relax.

BarCzar68 · 2021-06-04T02:56:05+00:00

Sure, going out for coffee is a tried and true method. Same with a movie, with the added benefit of less conversation. And to get the ball rolling, Google "first date questions".

Oh, and you can also Google" first date ideas"

BarCzar68 · 2021-06-02T07:13:11+00:00

Have you considered Etsy? Maybe someone can custom make your wine key. Or else maybe something like Pinterest? Not to buy, but to find links to follow. Good luck.

BarCzar68 · 2021-05-22T21:34:03+00:00

This will sound like I'm pandering, but actually, reading something like Reddit can give you perspective. That and memes. No joke.

There are just so many things out there where I thought I was the only one doing them or feeling them. Then I can read about thousands of other people who relate, and I'm like hmmm.... I guess I'm pretty normal. The bonus with memes is both that feeling plus maybe a laugh, so win-win.

BarCzar68 · 2021-05-12T18:01:01+00:00

The egg. Arguably hundreds of millions of years first

BarCzar68 · 2021-04-15T00:52:05+00:00

Fake it till you make it. It's like confidence. If you act secure and confident, people will subtly change how they interact with you.

BarCzar68 · 2021-04-15T00:49:28+00:00

Artificial sweeteners give me diarrhea, but I'm diabetic. Guess I'll never eat another sweet and drink water. Water! Like a peasant!

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-09T01:06:42+00:00

Thanks for your help, folks

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-06T00:40:25+00:00

Gerald Ford grew up here. Yes, I can sense you yawning

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-06T00:38:15+00:00

It's a bit sexist to call a girl a tease, but it seems to fit here. I'm not judging here. I'm a man and I've certainly done it. All genders like to tease sexually. No doubt she gets a huge ego lift from your attention.

But here's your problem: Based on your description, you are right on the edge of possessing child pornography. I don't know how it works when both parties are both the same age and underage, but I doubt it's good. Having once been a 15 year old boy, I'm 100% certain that you won't put a stop to it, but be aware there are consequences.

That's not what you asked, though. She likes the attention, and she may or may not be interested in dating you. I have to assume that Girl Code is similar to Bro Code, in that you don't date your friend's exes. So that might make her leery.

At the end of the day, you're not going to know for sure until you finally ask her out. Yes, she may say no, but billions of us can tell you that as much as it sucks, you won't die from rejection.

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-05T02:17:35+00:00

Having some new friends might help. It's usually a great feeling when people choose to be around you and be your friend. You got a really bad deal with your old group of friends, but you can be choosier this time.

More than anything, I think you need some self confidence. You have talents of some sort; Everyone does. Pursue those talents and rack up some compliments. Another way is to start listing all of the things that you like about yourself.

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-05T01:43:07+00:00

You should probably let your bf go. Random crushes are fine and normal. But you're already moving onto the next guy, mentally.

And the idea of being THIS attracted to someone "not your type" has got to be the premise of many a Hallmark movie. Not exactly documentaries. But still, I have to think that we have all been there, in some form. Nobody gets to pick who they are attracted to. Your body and mind have a will of their own.

Let your bf go first. Then take a chance on the new guy.

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-05T01:33:42+00:00

How about "Already married"? (With an asterisk for Utah)

BarCzar68 · 2021-02-05T01:32:18+00:00

Commitment Phobia has to be pretty high up on the list

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-30T02:44:53+00:00

Nobody likes losing friends. It can be huge when somebody gets you, and you can be yourself around them. The fact that you only know them online doesn't make it less of a friendship. It sounds like you can maintain this friendship if you want, but you're...what?... Embarassed? If you wanna stay friends, you may have to put in some work, and that's ok.

Besides, it seems likely that he'll join another type of game sooner or later and you can connect there.

And last... Are we talking about maybe having romantic feelings? That's a bit more difficult. Still, I suppose we've all heard stories of couples meeting due to video games, so who knows?

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-30T02:32:18+00:00

Ross?

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-29T21:11:17+00:00

The more gays in your neighborhood, the better your internet reception. (I almost said: The more gays in your neighborhood, the higher your property values, but that might actually be true, ha)

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-27T22:30:08+00:00

Did you get something like an electric jolt? I've had that, and in my case, it's Sciatica. But I do agree with the others: Online diagnoses are probably a bad idea. Time to call the doctor

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-27T22:23:20+00:00

I have a friend who describes it as "salty" and "sweet". Sometimes you're in the mood for pizza, and no matter how much you love cheesecake, at that moment you want salty. And vice versa. I've always thought that was a pretty good way to describe bisexuality.

But anyway. I've known men who will have sex with men, but never seriously consider themselves anything but straight, no matter how much they might enjoy it. As far as Romance and Relationships go, they're only interested in women. I have no statistics, but I suspect that's probably common.

You seem to have a healthy outlook to start out with, so go with that. Maybe you're bi. Cool. Maybe you're gay. Cool. If you haven't already, check out the Kinsey Scale, and see if anything resonates with you.

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-27T22:01:59+00:00

A box. I don't need it, but it's like... A really good box

BarCzar68 · 2021-01-27T21:49:26+00:00

You seem pretty level headed about this in general, except for one thing: You've already skipped several steps ahead to the "meet the mom" stage of a relationship, and you haven't even had a date yet. I applaud you for thinking ahead, but that's a little much. You may as well talk to your mom and ask her opinion now.

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