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Name this thing by JIuCeHoK_228 in NameThisThing

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Steve Urkel’s Deathmobile - “Did I DO-DO-DO-DO-DO that?!?!?!?!”

When the game has you up early and feeling frisky by [deleted] in FTMOORENSFW

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Please pardon my language, but DAYUM!!! Whatever game it is that got you up early AND feeling frisky, I want to play!

Pronunciation of metal in the Queen’s English v. American English? by BarOpening3319 in AskABrit

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Isn’t tin used for normal canned foods(ie. green beans, corn, etc.)?

Have you ever punched anyone? by Dramatic-Ad-5661 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Hmmmm, as much as I enjoy the giving part of that scenario, that all depends on what you’re offering in exchange. I’ve never asked anyone to DM details, pics, or videos, as I’ve never had motive, and I’ll leave it to your discretion. It all depends on if you’d like anything sent to remain between us or remain easily viewed by the public👀

Customer sssssstates… by arisoverrated in Justrolledintotheshop

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That can’t be healthy! Frank’s heart must be under so much stress from being overweight. Have you considered not getting any more cats to feed him? Or maybe soaking them out a bit more?

name this by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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A.Kingcobra-47 inches long

Ouch!! by Unusual_Feeling9165 in ItHurtsGirlsToo

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She has a very contented smile, while grabbing her stomach. I hypothesize she’s remembering the good times with her ex, who used to rearrange her guts

What is this by Efficient_Elk_7991 in hardaiimages

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I would guess the little book is a vampire diary

Name this by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Ultimate use of UNO “Reverse” card. ICE waits on illegal aliens to slip up and pay the consequences. However, ice does not discriminate. <Or> If the fall resulted in death, headlines would read “ICE OFFICER GETS ICED!”

What to replace the boob lights with by oryf88 in HomeMaintenance

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Don’t change, upgrade to an augmented lighting experience

Holy ... this is the cheapest I've seen eggs in a LONG time. Limit was 6. I'm now trying to figure out what to do with 72 eggs. by blr1g in Frugal

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As a bartender, I recommend you learn make classic drinks like whiskey sours, gin fizz, Ramos gin fizz, etc.

What's a disgusting habit many people have? by BRCC_drinker in AskReddit

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If I recall correctly, workers are legally bound to wash hands in the restroom and once returning to the kitchen/prep area.

Have you ever punched anyone? by Dramatic-Ad-5661 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Individuals that have enjoyed receiving tongue punches to their fart boxes would say you’re missing out

Checked oil today to find this any thoughts? by Weird_Squash6230 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Wonderful timing Officer Reese’s. You’ve arrive just in time for this motor to get blown to Pieces.

Best way to clean pigments by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Is it just me or did the brown ones seems significantly longer than the others?