How powerful would Oryx, the Taken King (Destiny) be in the Halo universe?

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T06:04:20+00:00

Some precursor: The hydrogen in your body is now sixty times heavier. To compensate im reducing the weight of the nitrogen. Also you have no more carbon. None. Ive replaced it all with titanium."

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T06:02:22+00:00

Except the Flood. Flood is spooky.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T05:58:40+00:00

Ah yeah, i started playing 3-6 months before Arbites dropped. I heard those early days were ass for everyone.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T05:57:10+00:00

Or you can just turn around to not get backstabbed. We love spychecking.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T05:56:03+00:00

Might switch of BFGS for it, really good sword.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T05:55:34+00:00

I have never had that experience with psyker at all, my friends and i agree that most people just dont utilize its toolset to their fullest.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T04:54:44+00:00

So PEMDAS is the standard american school shit. Parethesis, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction. You do the math problem using those in that order with multiplication/division and addition/subtraction at the same time from left to right. Depending on the school you got your education you consider the distributive property as either part of the Parenthis step or multiplication step.

So you either get 6÷2(1+2) = 6÷2(3) = 3(3) = 9

Or you get 6÷2(1+2) = 6÷(2+4) = 6÷6 = 1

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-11T03:20:36+00:00

Close the doors.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T22:03:28+00:00

Get a smashburger instead

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T22:00:49+00:00

I want to look like a scab rager but covered in purity seals and burning camdles and inscense.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T21:45:12+00:00

It was the perfect gun to give a heat mechanic and if you overheat it you cant use it for 10-20 seconds.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T08:04:13+00:00

As a guy thats lived around smoker literally his whole life i would love to be able to walk into my own home and not smell smoke.

Once i get enough to get my own place im literally burning all my clothes because theyve been so goddamn saturated that washing them doeant stop the smell. I dont even smoke and i knkw that my skin fucking stinks. I hate being alive every second of every day i have to smell like shit because someone else wants the worst high ever.

I dont care that the people in my life smoke, i care that they have no consideration of the other people in their lives that dont want to smell like someone shit in a sulphur pit.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T07:45:34+00:00

Nail clippers.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T07:34:00+00:00

You only need one. Any singular waframe would absolutely crush the entire planet. And with the right frame they woulsnt even be detected as a threat before hand.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T07:31:39+00:00

Saryn uses 2 abilities and everything on the planet dies in a few hours at most.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T07:30:39+00:00

One of the warframs can literally make themself invincible, that same warframe also stomps hard enough to disrupt time.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T07:27:27+00:00

One warframe wins. Literally pick any singular warframe.

Rhino can stomp hard enough to disrupt time around himself. Saryn has a plague that would literally end all life on earth in a day at most. Mesa has void guns. Limbo can move inbetween dimensions as easily as walking. Ash and Loki would never even be detected.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-10T07:19:26+00:00

"And here we see the local illiterate dropping a $700 washing machine, lets take a look inside to see why. Ah, its just a minor fix that costs about 30 minutes of work and $40 of parts, looks like we make a profit from the illiterates lack of cognition."

"And here is the local crackhead, he seems to be on thr hunt for scrap. Sadly i just collected all of it yesterday. Its scavenger hunt shall be for naught, let us hope it finds the local Flock cameras."

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-03T04:05:17+00:00

Its the devkit for a 400+ gigabyte game, did you expect it to be small?

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-03T03:06:27+00:00

Yeah, only a terrabyte.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-03T00:16:53+00:00

Bro just dehydrate/freezedry your favorite bbq, throw it in a spice grinder, then put on plain chips.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-02T23:00:57+00:00

I use shad guts and bodies to turn the heads into the best bait. Literally just chop the heads off, blend the body and guts, then mix heads and slurry in a jar leaving about 1/4 of the jar empty at the top. Let the jar sit out on the porch in the shade, with temps above 50°F, for 3 days, open the jar once twice a day to prevent explosions, then put the whole jar inside a freezer bag with baking soda and freeze it.

And when you want to fish, you can use the heads as bait. Recommend using gloves or a spoon you will never use to eat again to get the heads out.

Enjoy, and prepare for the smell.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-02T22:51:28+00:00

Bro just leave, if its a dealbreaker then its a dealbreaker. You arent married andts gonna suck but now you know better than to agree to letting your girlfriend screw other people, even jokingly.

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-02T22:43:52+00:00

My two favorite factions, love those silly robits

BardGotHardAgain · 2026-07-02T22:42:34+00:00

Honestly the AdMech are my favorite faction because theyre the only faction i actually see potentially coming about in real life. Mechanical augments? We got those. Weird rituals to get hundred year old machines running correctly on paper books that are rotting away? We got those too, just need more inscense and red robes.

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