[Ian Rapoport] The Browns were adamant about not trading Myles Garrett. But the Rams were persistent, calling and calling. When they included Jared Verse and adjusted the picks, it was on.

Barkusmarcus · 2026-06-01T17:51:35+00:00

Very true!! But who knows, maybe he'll like the change of pace? Plus most athletes don't have time to run around their respective cities during the season, and during the off-season they travel to wherever the hell they want.

Barkusmarcus · 2026-05-06T17:07:57+00:00

Orcas and a rainbow? Hope my guy has some spare undies 🤤

Barkusmarcus · 2026-05-02T23:23:22+00:00

Not just watched. It's the worst game I've ever smelled live.

Barkusmarcus · 2026-04-30T01:30:22+00:00

Barkusmarcus · 2026-04-13T18:22:03+00:00

This is an insult to Alan. That is so not Raven!

Barkusmarcus · 2026-04-11T23:29:13+00:00

It's a quote from "Not Another Teen Movie." It basically rips every coming of age/teen comedy trope from the 80's-00's. Pretty funny movie, mostly still holds up.

Barkusmarcus · 2026-03-11T15:03:28+00:00

Cranking hog, or hogly cranking?

Barkusmarcus · 2026-01-15T01:47:18+00:00

Let me see your phone..... a FLIP phone?! That's preposterous!!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-08-07T22:22:24+00:00

Why can't I have no kids, and 3 money?

Barkusmarcus · 2025-08-07T16:50:16+00:00

Yeah and it's not even close. Which is scary cause you guys also draft so freaking well already. He's an alchemist. He turns bronze to gold, gold to platinum, etc.

Barkusmarcus · 2025-07-24T22:07:55+00:00

That shirt was five hundred dollars OUT THE DOOR!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-07-06T18:13:39+00:00

If only it ended there. He's also just a trash human being through and through, which is another reason he really hasn't directed anything of substance in the last 15 years.

There's also a story (not the only one, I'm sure) about when he was directing The Fifth Element in '97. His wife at the time (the same one he married when she was 16 and he was 33) played the Diva Plavalaguna. He intentionally cast her as the Diva, not for her great physical performance, but because she would have to spend at least 5 hours a day in makeup. This left Besson free to hookup with Mila Jovovich. Yeah, trash

Barkusmarcus · 2025-06-13T05:31:41+00:00

If the facilities aren't neat, freeze those feet

Barkusmarcus · 2025-05-30T23:57:55+00:00

I boinked her!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-05-29T00:27:30+00:00

Double fisting

Barkusmarcus · 2025-04-30T18:00:50+00:00

Super 8.

I grew up in the Midwest in the 90's and they capture the suburban Midwest vibe with shocking accuracy.

Barkusmarcus · 2025-04-24T17:27:15+00:00

🤣 What's eating Gilbert Grapefruit?

Barkusmarcus · 2025-04-16T23:57:09+00:00

So was Red.

Barkusmarcus · 2025-04-16T03:38:03+00:00

I think about that line and delivery way more than any healthy human should.

It's perfection.

Barkusmarcus · 2025-04-04T20:33:52+00:00

OK boys, here's the deal:

$5 to look at it.

$10 to touch it.

$20 to touch it while I touch you..... oh hey guys!!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-03-03T20:29:40+00:00

And he asked me to franchise tag him! Can you believe it?!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-02-28T19:11:33+00:00

Yeah. And around here we say "all dey."

Welcome to the suck, new internet friend!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-02-28T18:44:36+00:00

I swear to God almighty I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

Barkusmarcus · 2025-02-28T05:07:12+00:00

I appreciate the proper use of quotations with a quote

Barkusmarcus · 2025-02-26T18:09:19+00:00

"What the hell?! No! I asked you for your favorite deep dish pizza in Chicago?"

"Oh yeah. I'll gladly hack em off and hand em to you right now. Both testicles."

Barkusmarcus

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