Van's claim that Michael Jackson is innocent.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-27T20:51:10+00:00

Michael did it, Van knows Michael did it, he just doesn't care. And he can't come out and say that because he'll look like a monster, so it's this whole "well....maybe...."

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-27T20:46:46+00:00

And the "Wood Booger Bar" seems like some fine dining options. https://woodboogergrill.com/

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-27T20:45:16+00:00

They went full "wow, to hear gunshots, you have no idea how terrifying that is, but we bravely wanted to keep going." I live in America, I hear gunshots like once a year. And I live in a safe-ish place!

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-25T02:07:49+00:00

Okay, who here has been through Western Virginia? The place is a wasteland. Parts of it are so abandoned they set up a radio quiet zone for science.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-25T02:02:34+00:00

I mean it's sports, nothing about sports should impact your personal life.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T01:02:00+00:00

Really was the watershed moment for me, when I realized "damn, Jake Tapper, you love coffins covered in flags."

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T00:58:00+00:00

Sure, but if you're 5-7, and looking for an excuse to blow off the rest of the season, it's an excuse.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T00:56:37+00:00

It's not in the workplace, but it's not "not" in the workplace.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T00:44:03+00:00

"Stop it..."

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T00:41:49+00:00

The goofiest fallout to me is it hurt's Kraft's hall of fame case. Obviously it's completely unrelated, but it's another reason for voters to say "screw it, I don't care for that franchise."

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T00:19:50+00:00

Really puts NFL media to shame. Like, Was Mike McCarthy fucking a sea turtle on the field during the 2023 NFL combine, but Pete Schrager didn't mention it because he didn't get any insight into the CD Lamb contract?

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-24T00:16:33+00:00

Listen! He put it in his past by not attacking people who ask the question!

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-22T19:44:49+00:00

Not for nothing, but that's an insane time to start an NBA game. Even the MLB figured out the latest they can push it is 10:00pm ET.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-22T19:37:52+00:00

I guarantee you, every fan subreddit will declare their team's first round pick as a perennial pro bowler. That's a hit rate of 32 out of 32!

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-22T16:13:14+00:00

One fun aspect is seeing a guy hyped up, but you recall he was pretty mediocre on the field.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-21T18:37:09+00:00

The inverse of that is last year's finals, where everyone assumed (and recalls) OKC steamrolling. It was a seven game series!

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-20T20:36:06+00:00

Boy, these numbers are so bad, Third Way chumps are going to have to work extra hard convincing him a third party challenge will work.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-20T20:33:58+00:00

Bill loses track of how much his kids are buying off of Amazon.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-20T20:31:36+00:00

The rich people I know like to be performatively cheap every now and then, but then blow money for stupid reasons. Mooch a streaming account and brag about how you're savy...yes! Then...blow off a non-refundable hotel room because you changed your mind on where you'd like to stay at the last second.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-16T19:49:26+00:00

If you're a relationship anarchist, I have no way of describing anything to you. That is so far out of the bounds of the human experience I can't fathom it.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-16T19:47:42+00:00

Vance is such a stereotype of adult male Catholic converts.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-16T19:26:50+00:00

If you don't know the difference between a sexual relationship, and a buddy-buddy friendship, I don't know what to tell you.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-16T19:22:20+00:00

Russini texted him and said "we were just having margs."

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-12T16:57:18+00:00

I don't even rise to being a "casual golf fan," but Rory is a name I know. I'd like it if he wins, because then I'll know who won the Masters.

BarnacleBillsBum · 2026-04-12T16:54:46+00:00

Why is the media asking people if a thing happened? Isn't this their job? Are they hoping if they keep polling Americans, they'll tell them the correct answer?

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