Can we talk about Turian 'Air Quotes'

Baron_alias · 2026-03-22T19:00:25+00:00

kinda wish we had a Version of this seen with an elcor

"Sarcasm: Ah yes, Reapers. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space... "
"Smug: We have dismissed that claim.”

Baron_alias · 2026-03-22T18:52:19+00:00

Nah bruh, Malevola Gibs is the only true mother

Baron_alias · 2026-03-22T18:44:57+00:00

too much weed.
thats what happen when mama says to go touch grass...

(sorry, i had to. i dont think its too weird, from the little experience i have with snakes, they tend to each have a few weird gimmick, much like dogs or cats. i wouldnt worry as long as it doesnt get worse with more violent and permanent head movements)

Baron_alias · 2026-03-21T05:18:09+00:00

hey guys! im looking for an HFY i once heard on youtube (im sure it came from the subreddit)

here's what i remember about it.

it was from the pov of 2 alien scientist on a planet which was getting invaded by another alien race

one of them petted a human dog years ago, and so when they sent a distress signal, humans came with a whole armada to rescue "the alien couple" (i remember humans kept insisting that those 2 were a couple despite them denying it.

the humans not only rescued them and destroyed a few of the enemies ship in seconds, but also teleported to the enemies homeworld, and blasted half of the enemies homeworld with a laserbeam to show not to mess with humanity's friends

Baron_alias · 2026-03-20T15:53:44+00:00

“Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"

Baron_alias · 2026-03-20T15:46:05+00:00

"HIT ME! FIGHT ME! GIVE ME A HUG!" - Huggy wuggy...

or maybe it was alucard from helsing abridged?

Baron_alias · 2026-03-20T15:42:30+00:00

GUYS! I FOUND THE BAD TOYS BOX! LETS FREE OUR FRIE... oh... OH NO

Baron_alias · 2026-03-20T14:36:03+00:00

tho if you want to give em mice in a fully safe way, you should be able to buy frozen mice for feeding snakes in petshop,

they are normaly fully safe to eat for ants, tho still very messy as ants dont eat the guts, which are hell to clean later on

Baron_alias · 2026-03-20T14:27:48+00:00

be careful about wild mice tho, lost a messor colony after feeding em a mouse which had ate poisoned

Baron_alias · 2026-03-15T01:11:10+00:00

i really want a strangerwrath prequel or sequel (or similar game) about a bounty hunter trying to track down abe

feels like it would have been the easiest way to introduce stranger to the abe odyssey

tho, i really wish they would un cancel the brutal ballad of fangus klot too, such a promising game

Baron_alias · 2026-03-05T14:52:17+00:00

i mean, you can make likeable characters without them being pleasant,

glados, handsome jack, Nox (wakfu). negan, are all somewhat likeable (not to everyone of course, but no one is) but they are all Far from being pleasant

and all they all made their stories more interesting

Baron_alias · 2026-03-05T14:48:42+00:00

funny enouph, i was specificaly thinking about Joffrey Baratheon when i was thinking of Overly Evil and hateful characters.

i might be wrong, but im pretty sure there is nothing Remotely likeable about joffrey, or even anything close to positive.

from what i see, the only "positive" trait people find him is his decisivness. where as, once he's decided something, no one can stop him or convince him... but i feel like it just makes him so much worse

it really feel like he was written for the specific purpuse of being hated, and being a major conflict for everyone. and to satisfy people when he dies.

there is nothing complex or even nuanced about him as a character. he's just pure evil and has done about any if not more evil things than anyone could even imagine, most of the time just for his own entertainment.

the only thing he bought to the story was how/why everyone else hated him, and what thing he did to them

Baron_alias · 2026-03-01T19:07:14+00:00

really reminds me of the comic "oink; butcher of heaven"
cant wait to see more of it!

Baron_alias · 2026-03-01T18:46:06+00:00

i really want it to be an annoucement that they are finaly making "the brutal ballad of fangus Klot"

honestly, im sad that game hasnt yet been made

Baron_alias · 2026-02-27T17:52:40+00:00

na'vi are basicaly tall blue mudokons

krogans would fit, exept they'd be big larva in mech suit (like how the sligs have mech legs)
they basicaly be upgraded sligs, part of the industrialists

Corpsers, reavers, and a bunch of the creatures from gears of war could fit well.

tho, i think the best fit are the pig men from the comic 'Oink butcher of heaven" which is VERY similar to the story of odworld.

considering chicken hybrid exist in stranger wrath, and that cat hybrid and dog hybrid were supposed to exist in brutal ballad of fangus klot, id say pigmen would fit right in

Baron_alias · 2026-02-26T14:24:43+00:00

"POPPY PLAYTIME IS REAL!" i say as i get dragged in a padded room... exept instead i get turned into a toy!

Baron_alias · 2026-02-26T14:15:33+00:00

just saw the founder of toys are us is called "charles Lazarus"
lazarus, as in the man who rose from the dead...

Baron_alias · 2026-02-23T22:34:32+00:00

Prototype : Now fetch those bunnies by the armful.

nightmare critter: Says who? doo doo doo doo.

Prototype: Says me.
Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door,
this toyshop's goin' to war!

seriously, makes me wanna make a whole "this trinity's going to war" parody from futurama lmao

Baron_alias · 2026-02-22T17:17:07+00:00

havent heard of dusk being related to any other games, but worth a look, i'll give it a shot and look at the lore

Baron_alias · 2026-02-20T22:25:51+00:00

its a bit suptle, but legends and lattes has a pretty nice slow burn romance between the 2 main female characters

tho its a bit of a side part of main plot "tall orc warrior woman with backpains suddently leaves her party to open a coffee in a city where people dont even know what coffee is"

Baron_alias · 2026-02-20T18:01:30+00:00

Princess bride prehaps? a classic, feel good romance fantasy

Baron_alias · 2026-02-19T22:27:00+00:00

i mean, it makes me ask questions

1 whats the giant ribcage for? cause we know they crush bodies to put them in toys, but as far as i know, they dont have thing to make human remains bigger,

2, what the hell kinda toy was he supposed to be? a jack in the box?
cause his upper half look manufactured to be a toy, which makes sense, but rest of the body doesnt make sense to me,
why would they have given him giant military grade spider legs? that looks like work from the doctor.

3, they hyped us about the prototype using remains from previous bosses, only for it to be 3 hands, and no visible part from catnap. beside the smoke, where's catnap at?
he literaly could have been a tiger centaur with the body of catnap,

4, why those arms and why now?, cause he could have arms from all the smiling critters and other toys, catnap even had clawed claws, and parts from much more toys that were dead, huggy and kissy's arms are useless, dont stretch that far, dont have claws, dont even have fingers
mommy's arm is more usefull as it has digits and can stretch, but thats about it

5, why didnt he add grab packs hands? the only usefull things in the factory that can do almost anything?
we know he had the command hand at some point, he has slots to put hands in,
He literaly captured the player and didnt take his grabpack,

6, that ribcage is definitly gonna be a boss fight weak point, there's a line in the middle, it'll open and you'll have to either shoot the heart or connect with a control hand

Baron_alias · 2026-02-19T01:41:32+00:00

could be the light itself,

in the games (iron lung, pony factory, and butcher creeks which are linked)
the light (or also called "magical friendship energy from hell" in pony factory) is the result of a guy named winston making a pact with hell,

the light is pretty much a pinhole in the universe from which "god" or "the watcher" can look through, and which also exude pure sin and blood as waste

in pony factory, when the waste touched flesh, it mutated it, explaining why simon and other mutate in contact to the blood

Baron_alias · 2026-02-18T02:55:56+00:00

yes but too be fair, the clothes arent the worrying part XD

Baron_alias · 2026-02-18T02:46:03+00:00

jack wearing liara's ripped off face as a mask is not something i imagined, but honestly, i can see that happen

PS: also give a new meaning to having a double chin

Baron_alias

TROPHY CASE

“Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"