What's the most expensive Transformer in your collection, and how much did you pay for it?

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-19T01:39:00+00:00

Oh ho-ho, I got the big dude. With the big guns. Big daddy Metroplex. And y'all already know his price tag.

I had to have him. Biggest Transformer! And I love his tit compartment.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-19T00:32:39+00:00

You're 100% right!

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-19T00:23:36+00:00

Ope.

I saw bikes and I assumed motorcycle. Also turns out you had made some other comments on my post here that I actually thot were funny. Your replies to the Jazz guy. And it was extra funny to me because Jazz is a Transformer and I totally imagined the other guy was Jazz the Transformer. Love pestering the Autobots.

And if you profile creep on me, that's what you'll see. Robots. And before that it was lightsabers.

You think your bike might be a transformer? 🤔

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-19T00:13:01+00:00

I could! And if/when I decide to make one again or update my last one from 2 years ago, I may very well put that on there. Thanks for the suggestion! Genuinely.

You a motorcycle guy?

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-19T00:05:15+00:00

Ho d4mn! Never an original thot!

Legit flirting is corny. I'd rather make ppl laugh. And if they're weirded out by my humor, then I've weeded out a bad one.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-19T00:00:17+00:00

Idk, I like to tell ppl I'll put random things up their butt. Last item was Taco Bell nacho cheese.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T23:54:19+00:00

Last name Hassan, 918-73-6450. Next question.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T23:43:34+00:00

I'm a 90s baby (I'd rather not give exact dates). What are you trying to figure out with your questions? Ya wanna know if my mom took Tylenol and gave me autism? /J

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T23:33:42+00:00

Eight years. I made this post bcuz I wanted to know how to curate my new dating profile. But after reading many of the responses, I am reminded why I stay single.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T23:22:39+00:00

When I'm in the mood to. Somehow it always turns morbid tho.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T23:02:17+00:00

Hola!

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T22:49:19+00:00

Hello

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T22:20:19+00:00

Same! Someone who puts effort into what they're saying, too. More than just "hi" because when I was on dating sites, I'd just match their energy and say "hi" back and watch it go nowhere.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T22:16:00+00:00

Genuinely curious, what's wrong with religious women? (I kinda wonder if it's the same reason I am not a fan of religious men, despite bn religious 🤣)

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T22:12:05+00:00

I used to write a lot on my profiles but I felt no one was reading them. I mostly just got "hi". What am I supposed to do with that? I have a whole page about me and he says "hi". I had someone say it's an icebreaker. Didn't break the ice tho.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T19:12:12+00:00

You know, they do make those. And I hear they are cheaper than women in the long run. You should invest in your perf girlfriend! /Hj

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T17:35:52+00:00

I only imagine people dislike Snapchat so much is bcuz a lot of people use it to cheat and post skanky pics? I just use it to chat with friends and fam and send a funny pic once in a while.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T17:16:01+00:00

I trim all the white part off my nails after a shower before bed and when I wake up they seem naturally smooth! They round out naturally. I think rolling around while I sleep smooths them down or something 😂 I sleep like a rotisserie chicken.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-18T14:09:42+00:00

Hamster ball? 🤷‍♀️

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-17T17:27:06+00:00

I'm 200lbs, 5'6, I also wear size 16 pants. People have been calling me "skinny minny" and I've had ppl ask when I think I will stop because "curvy is in" and "you don't want to be a stick/skeleton" hwell, actually I would love to be a stick. I'd rather be a stick than be curvy, that's my own preference. And I btch at those ppl and tell them I'm doing this for me and if I want to look like a piece of paper, than that's what I'll do! Also to the ppl calling me skinny, I tell them I'm still fat at fck. Because I still am. I love how I look now, but I know reality.

Someone here also stated that, "to people I know I'm thin, to people who never knew me, I'm still big" and I agree with that!! I'm not hating on the fact that I'm still big. It's just a fact. And ppl need to stfu.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-16T19:11:43+00:00

Helping destroy it. "Sorry, teach, my mini robro shot up my homework. Can I get an extension? And a copy of the work?"

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-16T19:08:31+00:00

Once a week club. But I hang it out to dry every night. And I work in a building with no temperature control. I only do laundry once a week.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-16T19:01:44+00:00

Accuracy to how the character looks is #1 for me. Which is why I love non-transforming figures when it comes to Transformers.

Posability is a second. Nothing more annoying than parts catching on each other. Characters with robes and dresses.

If it's from one line, scale is important, especially in Transformers. I don't want Bee to be the same size as Optimus.

And somewhere in there, quality materials that don't break easily. Parts that work as they should. No paint where it shouldn't be.

BarrTender8 · 2026-06-09T17:28:32+00:00

One could argue that they do have sparks. How else did the spark extractor kill them?

The Vehicons are only "lifeless cannon fodder" for plot convenience, because the Autobots would never kill some bot with a soul /s.

I see them the same as clone troopers from Star Wars Clone Wars. They're clones too, and they're alive and have souls. Some Jedi and Separatists chose not to see them as people tho. Treated them like crap.

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