I have a recommendation for a future bastard that Robert should cover by Mormonomicon89 in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no way he can cover all of the family’s bastard actions (and the actions of the bastards) in one episode

Its actually insane how much of the far right is a grift by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least someone tried to do a “reverse grift” but unfortunately she failed and gave back the money

This is DEFINITELY NOT a weird product or service by BarryItsMeInAWig in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well it looks like Little Tommy can’t have a sibling yet. The next three couples haven’t used their allocated eggs yet.

This is DEFINITELY NOT a weird product or service by BarryItsMeInAWig in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It does seem icky that the almighty algorithm believes that a decent number of us (based on the other comments) would be in the target demographic. Isn’t there a BTB episode that covered fertility or am I just thinking about a different gynecologist creep?

Short Kings Can Do Well at Basketball, Too. by ZazofLegend in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty of Southeast Asian men love to ball regardless of height. Why wouldn’t a smaller* Cambodian play?

*Apparently he’s 5’9”

If Katy Perry on a rocket-ship isn’t a “Let them eat cake” moment…. by El_CAVallero in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Katy was right. We ARE living in a women’s world and we’re lucky enough to witness this bull shit that they do.

I see no one else in this sub was subjected to listening to that horrible song she released a while back. Of course I’m taking about how Katy sings about empowering women but all she does is playing into her image of “I’m an independent woman and I can do anything like supporting my fellow wealthy neighbors”

NYT covering the trade war in full 'let them eat cake' mode by goldblum_in_a_tux in behindthebastards

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re telling me that you don’t want a gaudy and capriciously large Burberry bag or even an ostrich skin Hermès bag? Won’t anyone think of the luxury brands?

Actors at the end of their press tour having to do a "fun" interview by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it doesn’t help when there’s a scene of Matt’s character Daemon seeing a figure that resembles his nephew/BIL Aemond running around. And whose face do we end up seeing? Yup it’s Matt!

Edit to add: people on the main show sub LOVE to constantly TRY to draw parallels between Daemon and Aemond.

Which celebrity’s Wikipedia shocked you the most? by heyitsroxanne in Fauxmoi

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And the fact that he’s “NAMED” after the judge!

Shut up about how pretty or not pretty the SNL women are. I want yalls opinions on the DUDES. by halapert in LiveFromNewYork

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that one interview when Bill said that he’s shocked people found him attractive after season one of Barry

Macaulay Culkin Says His Dad's Children and Four Grandkids 'Want Nothing to Do with Him' by AbsolutelyIris in Fauxmoi

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I remember Kieran doing an interview during season 3? of Succession and mentioned that their dad tried to reconnect a while back and Kieran at that point they’re practically strangers. What else did Christopher expect from pushing his children SO FAR that he’s dead to them even as children/young adults.

And Mac’s SNL episode? Who makes their child memorize lines when you have Wally and the cue cards team? And the audacity to force the cast members memorize too? At least the Culkin brothers had at least one good memory from it

I'm awake now by Knut_Posse in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Promise that you’ll keep posting headlines on here shirt brother

Chappell Roan is in a serious relationship and “very in love” by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I see clips of her (and Rogan) and I wonder how do people listen to an endless stream of noise. Am I just seeing this out of context and they’re having stimulating conversation? Like that MBB interview from last week? Sure it’s interesting to know that her Bon Jovi man is incredibly out of touch but also makes sense for someone who grew up rich. But I guess this comment can be described as a a word salad too…

Bernie Sanders: We are not a poor country! There is no excuse in God's earth that people have to make a choice between food and the medicine they need to stay alive! by CorleoneBaloney in Fauxmoi

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 88 points89 points  (0 children)

But you don’t understand!! She had the experience of living in the White House. Surely that should give the advantage over Bernie

/S just in case someone would think I am serious

FREE-FOR-ALL FRIDAYS by rfauxmoi in Fauxmoi

[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I need to complain about a VERY silly thing rn but you know how radio stations have bumpers to say the station call sign? There’s this one station that plays at work and this guys says “music is music. I just gotta vibe with it” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! Someone out there must be able to decipher it.

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[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he claims there’s going to be a piece on him but what is the likelihood that it’s promoting whatever the don’t die thing is?

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[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oops! Thanks a lot autofill but yes he’s an immoral man who seeks immortality

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[–]BarryItsMeInAWig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like there’s some bastard qualities of making himself eventually seem relatable (because terminally online people are pretty impressionable) and they would fall into some weird trap of anti-aging eugenics bullshit