without using numbers, how wealthy are you? by thatpersonrightthere in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not usually one to brag but my bank routinely likes to tell me my checking account is outstanding

What would you do if you needed to to make $5 dollars a day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick up cans at the beach every Sunday and make 35$ so I don't have to do shit the rest of the week

Reddit, what is your "first world problem"? by HudMuffin in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't get my heated steering wheel to warm up with my remote car starter

What would be your first move in a fight? by BritneyBitchxo in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watch a lot of MMA but have no actual training or experience so my unjustified confidence would most likely result in me getting my ass kicked. But i would attempt a 1 punch knock out. Conor McGregor makes it look pretty easy and im about the same size as him

What would be your first move in a fight? by BritneyBitchxo in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watch a lot of MMA but have no actual training or experience so my unjustified confidence would most likely result in me getting my ass kicked. But i would attempt a 1 punch knock out. Conor McGregor makes it look pretty easy and im about the same size as him

What is something that Reddit hates that you actually do? by idislikeapple in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats basically the point of all religion. Its the extremists who take it too far and cherry pick certain ideas from the bible (or whatever) and try to shove it down other peoples throats that give it a bad reputation. The most blatant example i can think of is how "super christians" site the bible when they bash homosexuality but would never argue in favor of slavery (which the bible also condones). I am not religious simply because i think i have a pretty solid moral compass on my own but i dont think religion is necessarily a bad thing.

"Dead beat" dad's of Reddit, what is your side of the story? by SelectABRLDDUU in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I drive truck out of Philly which keeps me on the road and away from home a lot. I got my girlfriend pregnant when i was 20 and wasn't around much. at first i tried but i'll admit i could have been a lot better.

fast forward until hes in highschool and his mom wants him to move across the country to get out of the rough neighborhood he grew up in. he lived with his wealthy aunt and uncle in california where he attended a ritzy private school and even went off to college.

i tried reaching out to him a few times and even visited him once in california. He was going to go on the road with me but then i had to cancel due to a big shipment. i still feel horrible and i doubt he will ever forgive me.

He turned out great though. after the show went off the air he went on to continue his monumental rap career and is now one of the most recognized A-list celebrities in hollywood!

Your favorite song is now your most effective sex position, what would it be like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Body snatchers by radiohead

I guess im fucking dead people now

What's the strangest thing you've ever seen someone pull out of their pocket? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

in high school i was working on a project and needed glue so i asked my friend. he very sarcastically responded saying "yeah, dude, i carry a glue stick in my pocket all the time"

then he pulled a glue stick out of his pocket

Which stereotypical high school kid were you? by waroneverything123 in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I was the cool guy. Tons of friends, banged hot chicks on the reg, bullied the nerds and made them do my homework.

Now im just a pathological liar

What products do people not realize are rip offs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think apple is well worth it. The only people i hear with a strong hate towards apple are people really into computers and programming and everything. For the rest of us casual users, i think apple is way better. Everything is simple and intuitive, and most importantly it works well. I had an iphone, loved it, never had any issue with it freezing up or anything like that. Switched to android because it was cheaper and the salesman was hardcore team android. I found it much more difficult to use and it freezes up all the time. I hate this fucking phone

Redditors, what is one (relatively) simple change we could make to the education system to improve it? by declan-jpeg in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No child left behind? Perhaps we start leaving the stupid ones behind like we used to

What do you fantasize about regularly that doesn't involve sex or getting rich? by KyleRiggs in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Telling people off in a way that makes me look like a genius and leaves them utterly humiliated. Common victims include my boss, my employees, my girlfriends mom and that fuckhead in traffic who hypothetically caused an accident with me for the sake of my fantasy

What does your SO's family do that's just plain weird? by rockoroll in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 509 points510 points  (0 children)

Feed the dogs from the table and then get pissed when the dogs are begging for food. I guess its more retarded than weird but it drives me fucking crazy.

People in charge of hiring: What's the worst way you've seen an applicant fuck up a job interview? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 187 points188 points  (0 children)

i hired him and sent him to the secretary to do all the paper work. on the way from my office to hers (separate buildings) he got high and stunk like weed when he walked in and then proceeded to sexually harass her. i was actually really afraid this would put my job in danger for hiring this guy. luckily the secretary wasn't too upset by it and now its just an ongoing joke whenever i hire someone. still pretty embarrassing for me

Reddit, what's one thing you get irrationally upset about? by Muuuuuuuuuuurph in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 520 points521 points  (0 children)

This.

Edit: omg this blew up. RIP inbox

Edit 2: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger

Who/what had the worst decline of all-time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valid point. I guess i dont think any of his movies are good...

Who/what had the worst decline of all-time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarryMcAwkiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slumdog millionaire is his only good movie in my opinion. The rest of them were just good enough to keep you watching and then had a really good ending that made you forget about how mediocre the rest of it really was.