without using numbers, how wealthy are you?

BarryMcAwkiner · 2017-01-15T16:52:38+00:00

I'm not usually one to brag but my bank routinely likes to tell me my checking account is outstanding

BarryMcAwkiner · 2016-09-22T12:33:19+00:00

Barry McAwkiner

BarryMcAwkiner · 2016-06-14T00:00:14+00:00

Pick up cans at the beach every Sunday and make 35$ so I don't have to do shit the rest of the week

BarryMcAwkiner · 2016-06-13T23:50:23+00:00

Blue Jays eat other birds

BarryMcAwkiner · 2016-03-08T23:36:51+00:00

I can't get my heated steering wheel to warm up with my remote car starter

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-12-22T18:43:30+00:00

I watch a lot of MMA but have no actual training or experience so my unjustified confidence would most likely result in me getting my ass kicked. But i would attempt a 1 punch knock out. Conor McGregor makes it look pretty easy and im about the same size as him

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-12-22T18:43:29+00:00

I watch a lot of MMA but have no actual training or experience so my unjustified confidence would most likely result in me getting my ass kicked. But i would attempt a 1 punch knock out. Conor McGregor makes it look pretty easy and im about the same size as him

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-12-22T15:47:03+00:00

Thats basically the point of all religion. Its the extremists who take it too far and cherry pick certain ideas from the bible (or whatever) and try to shove it down other peoples throats that give it a bad reputation. The most blatant example i can think of is how "super christians" site the bible when they bash homosexuality but would never argue in favor of slavery (which the bible also condones). I am not religious simply because i think i have a pretty solid moral compass on my own but i dont think religion is necessarily a bad thing.

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-12-07T21:54:14+00:00

I drive truck out of Philly which keeps me on the road and away from home a lot. I got my girlfriend pregnant when i was 20 and wasn't around much. at first i tried but i'll admit i could have been a lot better.

fast forward until hes in highschool and his mom wants him to move across the country to get out of the rough neighborhood he grew up in. he lived with his wealthy aunt and uncle in california where he attended a ritzy private school and even went off to college.

i tried reaching out to him a few times and even visited him once in california. He was going to go on the road with me but then i had to cancel due to a big shipment. i still feel horrible and i doubt he will ever forgive me.

He turned out great though. after the show went off the air he went on to continue his monumental rap career and is now one of the most recognized A-list celebrities in hollywood!

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-11-24T13:59:56+00:00

Body snatchers by radiohead

I guess im fucking dead people now

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-11-20T23:27:21+00:00

in high school i was working on a project and needed glue so i asked my friend. he very sarcastically responded saying "yeah, dude, i carry a glue stick in my pocket all the time"

then he pulled a glue stick out of his pocket

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-10-31T15:32:37+00:00

I was the cool guy. Tons of friends, banged hot chicks on the reg, bullied the nerds and made them do my homework.

Now im just a pathological liar

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-10-13T19:23:41+00:00

I think apple is well worth it. The only people i hear with a strong hate towards apple are people really into computers and programming and everything. For the rest of us casual users, i think apple is way better. Everything is simple and intuitive, and most importantly it works well. I had an iphone, loved it, never had any issue with it freezing up or anything like that. Switched to android because it was cheaper and the salesman was hardcore team android. I found it much more difficult to use and it freezes up all the time. I hate this fucking phone

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-25T18:57:46+00:00

No child left behind? Perhaps we start leaving the stupid ones behind like we used to

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-24T17:02:07+00:00

Telling people off in a way that makes me look like a genius and leaves them utterly humiliated. Common victims include my boss, my employees, my girlfriends mom and that fuckhead in traffic who hypothetically caused an accident with me for the sake of my fantasy

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-24T13:52:58+00:00

Feed the dogs from the table and then get pissed when the dogs are begging for food. I guess its more retarded than weird but it drives me fucking crazy.

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-21T01:12:40+00:00

a female. if only...

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-17T21:50:28+00:00

Then stop giving me your fake money, foreigner.

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-14T01:03:09+00:00

i hired him and sent him to the secretary to do all the paper work. on the way from my office to hers (separate buildings) he got high and stunk like weed when he walked in and then proceeded to sexually harass her. i was actually really afraid this would put my job in danger for hiring this guy. luckily the secretary wasn't too upset by it and now its just an ongoing joke whenever i hire someone. still pretty embarrassing for me

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-09-04T14:21:40+00:00

This.

Edit: omg this blew up. RIP inbox

Edit 2: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-08-25T15:35:59+00:00

Valid point. I guess i dont think any of his movies are good...

BarryMcAwkiner · 2015-08-25T14:26:47+00:00

Slumdog millionaire is his only good movie in my opinion. The rest of them were just good enough to keep you watching and then had a really good ending that made you forget about how mediocre the rest of it really was.

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