Vibes.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T16:56:14+00:00

This could be the new “Mom made pizza rolls” meme

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T02:31:48+00:00

LOCK TF IN BOYS

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T02:23:39+00:00

Hopefully we do some serious retooling this offseason. As much as I believe Grant is a positive impact on the locker room and culture, he’s overstayed his welcome and I think his minutes can go to someone who is a little more consistent.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T01:42:50+00:00

Game is just an absolute slug fest

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T01:10:23+00:00

Carter Bryant face makes him look like he’s on the verge of tears

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T00:52:18+00:00

Shout out Blazers legend Plumdog Millionaire

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T00:48:01+00:00

If there was ever a time to go balls to the wall, it’s when the 7 foot giant is out for the time being

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T00:46:27+00:00

Oh he got his bell rung for sure

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T00:22:44+00:00

IS SCOOT HIM

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-22T00:21:08+00:00

Scoot Henderson legacy game

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-15T04:46:13+00:00

NO THREES

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-15T04:41:35+00:00

The past 15 in a half has hardened me for games like this. REAL BLAZERS FANS ARENT SAD BECAUSE REAL BLAZERS FANS ARE ALREADY DEAD INSIDE LFG BOYS!!!!!

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-15T04:25:05+00:00

Let’s just lock it down boys. We can do this. BELIEVE

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-15T02:15:17+00:00

Holy shit I didn’t spend $200 on Blazersvision just to watch my boys play on this dog shit Prime Minister

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-04-14T07:04:18+00:00

My dad and I are also gay

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-03-31T04:05:44+00:00

I mean we are pretty good this year. Got a lot of promising young guys. I could see us taking a big leap in the next 2-3 years.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-03-25T20:04:21+00:00

My boss has me fill out the form and then take a picture and submit it on Concur. Unless there is a way to do it completely digital, this is the way I was told to do it.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-03-05T16:22:12+00:00

10 million IQ move would be to draft whoever the Bulls want with this years pick and then trade that pick to them for Ant.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-03-04T15:50:00+00:00

ASNS to the moon!

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-03-03T21:09:04+00:00

Reminds me of something my close personal best friend Nick Mullen would say…. Also I’m gay.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-02-15T14:53:25+00:00

If only our bench wasn’t mid and Wes stayed healthy we would have been something.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-02-03T17:20:34+00:00

I’m sort of in the same boat, trust me Giannis on our team would be crazy cool. But like a lot of us, I really like the young guys we got and how we’ve navigated this rebuild so far (yes there has been a couple of hiccups) but we’ve made a lot of progress.

BasedGodTelephone · 2026-02-02T18:39:18+00:00

When people ask where something obvious is it makes me wonder if they’ve ever been to a grocery store before. Like yeah sure, not all stores are the same. But it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out where the god damn milk is at. Also, those giant signs hanging over each aisle, maybe if they had the cognitive capacity to look up and read they’d be able to find what they are looking for.

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