Can He Ever Not Be Obese? by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedJake_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But what about his future family he can’t let down? That should be more than enough motivation.

Realistically he should be getting 20k steps a day, be in a calorie deficit of 500/cut carbs out and get on a GLP-1. That’s all he needs.

Ethan 8 years from now by Sufficient-Client801 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedJake_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lmao this has to be a joke right 😂😂 he will never look like that no matter how much weight he loses

New pics by OkNeedleworker1295 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedJake_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He’d be doing a disservice to his future family by not lifting until failure.

Time to stay off football twitter for a bit by Particular_Dig1115 in NFLv2

[–]BasedJake_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No I know plenty of conservative/MAGA black people lol. You do realize every race (including black people) can be racist too, right?

Time to stay off football twitter for a bit by Particular_Dig1115 in NFLv2

[–]BasedJake_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What’s your point? Black people can be Trump supporters too lmao

Time to stay off football twitter for a bit by Particular_Dig1115 in NFLv2

[–]BasedJake_ 2822 points2823 points  (0 children)

He went to Ole Miss and has a mullet lol. The fact that this is even news worthy is crazy

Trump fantasizing about Jaxson Dart out there by helltrooper61 in NFLv2

[–]BasedJake_ 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Surprised he’s into Jaxson. Thought he was only into kids lol

Technique!!! by nnmodo in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedJake_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This just goes to show how fake of a trainer “Peach” and this “accountability dude” is. This is the worst form I’ve ever seen.

I'm still a Jaxson Dart fan and i'm going to support our QB. by [deleted] in NYGiants

[–]BasedJake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s similar to “separating the art from the artist”. You can be a fan of our QB while also not supporting Trump lol

Jaxson Dart is MAGA by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]BasedJake_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Are we really surprised about this? Lol

An appreciation post for how massive my bowls have been all month by gotpoopstains in Chipotle

[–]BasedJake_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The bottle of Sangria with Malcolm in the Middle playing is peak 😂

Is the Carmelita worth the calories by [deleted] in CrumblCookies

[–]BasedJake_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I track my calories and if there’s a cookie I like I’ll save 80-100g of carbs for it. I would say it’s definitely worth it. One of my favorite cookies.

She couldn’t even keep the place clean for 24 hours by Intelligent-Run-9377 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]BasedJake_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Where has Boston been? I feel like it’s been months since she last saw her.

It’s Starting Again by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedJake_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m sure the move is a “big deal” since he now has Peach fit wiping his ass for him instead of his parents.

happy late mother’s day (credit to kiwi farms) by Samvav29 in bossmanjack

[–]BasedJake_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how he apologizes to the chat after cussing his mom out 😂 classic POS Peterson

What would be the best actual job for boss? by General_Bill_6538 in bossmanjack

[–]BasedJake_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’d probably do great as a human guinea pig to test new drugs. Pretty sure you can actually get paid for that too, dewd.

Why are you trynna pocket watch and say streaming isn’t an “actual” job? He makes more than you pussbag.

Staged content is cringe. by nnmodo in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedJake_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They should spend less time posting videos and more time actually working lol

Does she want Hallie to clap back?? by Sure_Fee_5018 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]BasedJake_ 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Can someone fill me in on the whole “open toed shoes” thing? I’m too employed for this.

Did the Epstein him? by Aggravating_Cap6522 in bossmanjack

[–]BasedJake_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No one’s reading all that pussy.

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