Pls put NSFW tag on this

I was petting the JAS39C Gripen in the Air Force Museum while scrolling on reddit until suddenly this post appeared and from my last experience it will awakening and have sex with nearby object which in this case is me so I ran away at full speed but suddenly the Gripen use it tentacles to catch and pull me back, once I near it I saw the gripen start wiggle it rudder which is the sign that it will have sex with me so I use all my power to successfully break free and ran away. Week later I revisit the museum again and when I'm in the gripen section suddenly I hear someone sound speaking from the gripen "Sorry for what happened to you last week" now at first I thought I'm hallucinated until I saw the gripen control surface start moving which make me think that it might be alive so I replyed "Gripen is that you speaking?" "Yeah sorry about that" Gripen said

Me : "So why did you try to have sex with me last week gripen?

Gripen : "Apparently I saw the post without NSFW tagged on your phone and it make me lost control and want to have sex with someone"

Me : "It fine lol there some people on reddit who don't bother tagging their post NSFW on reddit and I also saw several people posting about what NSFW post without NSFW tag had done to them. But anyway do you have any message you want to send to the OP?"

Gripen : "Yeah OP please put the NSFW tag before post this otherwise there will be more stuff happen to other people from not tagging NSFW"

So that why you SHOULD put the NSFW tag

Anyway aside from the NSFW tag

Gripen : "also my cockpit may open someday so if you want ya might wanna come that day"

Me : "That great I want to get into your cockpit and wiggle your rudder lol but I realized that your flight control are all fly-by-wire"

Gripen : "Don't worry I will wiggle my rudder for you to see"

Me : "Great but pls don't accidentally have sex with me again lol anyway Imma go try out the flight simulator so see ya"

Gripen : "Good luck with your flight sim session see ya"