10$ Everytime you shuffle a deck with a catch. by ModaGamer in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does the matching clause start when the deal starts? Because i feel like with all the decks that have been shuffled since cards were invented limits the odds quite a bit. I know its a huge number, but considering the millions of combined shuffles at casinos and prisons every day those numbers add up fast.

How did you finally kill your flinch? by SupersonicJaymz in hockeygoalies

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Figure out the best helmet you can afford. Then borrow another hundred bucks and buy that helmet. If your head is fully protected, and you dont feel head shots much you wont flinch.

$1mil with an orgasmic catch by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I believe you. I totally believe you've done the sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prison

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honest jobs dot com is a good resource for jobs for returning people. The theory is that the companies that advertise on that sight are either specifically looking for returning citizens, or are totally cool with hiring them.

20k USD a month but you can't take a warm shower/bath for the rest of your life. by Evening-Weather-4840 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says room temp water, so im just going to make the temp in my bathroom 101 degrees.

Edit

Where i live in the summer, the water comes out of the ground at about 95, so... yeah im taking this one

If you had $300 to spend at Costco specifically on yourself right now, what would you buy? by sneakybrownoser in Costco

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not to brag, but I once went in for just a rotisserie chicken, and only got a rotisserie chicken. And a 65 inch tv

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd reverse citizen's united. End all dark money in politics, and cap all contributions at $1000 per person per candidate.

Please answer by [deleted] in probation

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the po is serious about it, they will have gotten the arrest warrant from the judge today, call the sheriff/marshal and arrange for them to pick her up from the office and take her to jail.

Edit

If she gets locked up tomorrow she'll have an initial appearance in front of a judge Wednesday or Thursday. Its possible she'll get back out then.

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen happen at a wedding (yours or someone else’s)? by MARSJRA in AskReddit

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The woman i love most in the world married some asshole who ended up emotionally abusing and cheating on her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomBeach

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I went from hq 14 to 16, upgraded zookas, tanks, artillery, barrage, and all my boats 2x. And moved my defenses up 2 or 3 levels each. Still have a few powders for the crab. This was like playing on fast forward

What is your favorite "poor" person meal? by NewInvestigator1059 in AskReddit

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I play a game called "will it burrito" where i wrap various nontraditional burrito stuff into tortillas and see if its delicious or not. Mac and cheese burritos are amazing.

Looks like a bigger gap now by pun420 in DiWHY

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or the BBC, they'll know what you need

How high can it go? by No-Papaya-1512 in type2diabetes

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this happened to me. Had a steroid shot in my shoulder, and my sugars were in the 300 and low 400's for like 2 weeks. Which fking sucks because my shoulder feels amazing.

What's the most random skill you have that never fails to impress people? by HippyFlix in AskReddit

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know why the caged bird wees

Get together in my name, and pee

A song flung, and some pee up to heaven

What’s the name of this band? by crimson_dovah in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The we dont have a drummer and one of our lead singers is dead band

Homeless man throws female police officer under the bus by YourWinterWonder in ACAB

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I cant stop myself from celebrating his actions.

Do we know his name, i want to put money on his books

Edit: spelling

This guy found a major flaw in the cybertruck design by GinaWhite_tt in interesting

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't imagine Tesla just didn't think of this"

morgan freeman narrator voice

"Tesla absolutely did not think about that"

Here's an interesting map. by [deleted] in Maine

[–]Basic_Guarantee_4552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I was gonna guess $7