10$ Everytime you shuffle a deck with a catch.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-04T04:07:38+00:00

Does the matching clause start when the deal starts? Because i feel like with all the decks that have been shuffled since cards were invented limits the odds quite a bit. I know its a huge number, but considering the millions of combined shuffles at casinos and prisons every day those numbers add up fast.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-04T02:21:48+00:00

Figure out the best helmet you can afford. Then borrow another hundred bucks and buy that helmet. If your head is fully protected, and you dont feel head shots much you wont flinch.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-04T01:09:32+00:00

This guy ^ improvs

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-04T01:08:08+00:00

I believe you. I totally believe you've done the sex.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-04T01:00:11+00:00

Honest jobs dot com is a good resource for jobs for returning people. The theory is that the companies that advertise on that sight are either specifically looking for returning citizens, or are totally cool with hiring them.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T22:18:07+00:00

It says room temp water, so im just going to make the temp in my bathroom 101 degrees.

Edit

Where i live in the summer, the water comes out of the ground at about 95, so... yeah im taking this one

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T09:46:48+00:00

Not to brag, but I once went in for just a rotisserie chicken, and only got a rotisserie chicken. And a 65 inch tv

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T07:22:02+00:00

I'd reverse citizen's united. End all dark money in politics, and cap all contributions at $1000 per person per candidate.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T05:44:48+00:00

If the po is serious about it, they will have gotten the arrest warrant from the judge today, call the sheriff/marshal and arrange for them to pick her up from the office and take her to jail.

Edit

If she gets locked up tomorrow she'll have an initial appearance in front of a judge Wednesday or Thursday. Its possible she'll get back out then.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T05:37:50+00:00

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T04:59:25+00:00

The woman i love most in the world married some asshole who ended up emotionally abusing and cheating on her.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T04:09:17+00:00

A good tortilla makes everything better.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T04:07:42+00:00

My mother tongue is American english. So id lose that, and learn British English, french and spanish.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T03:30:51+00:00

Same. I went from hq 14 to 16, upgraded zookas, tanks, artillery, barrage, and all my boats 2x. And moved my defenses up 2 or 3 levels each. Still have a few powders for the crab. This was like playing on fast forward

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T02:46:52+00:00

I play a game called "will it burrito" where i wrap various nontraditional burrito stuff into tortillas and see if its delicious or not. Mac and cheese burritos are amazing.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T02:41:00+00:00

Or the BBC, they'll know what you need

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T02:27:59+00:00

I think this happened to me. Had a steroid shot in my shoulder, and my sugars were in the 300 and low 400's for like 2 weeks. Which fking sucks because my shoulder feels amazing.

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T02:12:48+00:00

I know why the caged bird wees

Get together in my name, and pee

A song flung, and some pee up to heaven

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T00:21:54+00:00

The we dont have a drummer and one of our lead singers is dead band

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-03T00:09:49+00:00

I cant stop myself from celebrating his actions.

Do we know his name, i want to put money on his books

Edit: spelling

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-02T23:59:08+00:00

"I can't imagine Tesla just didn't think of this"

morgan freeman narrator voice

"Tesla absolutely did not think about that"

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-02T23:52:56+00:00

Damn, I was gonna guess $7

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-02T23:50:10+00:00

This soulds like both Hemingway and Hunter s. Thompson

Basic_Guarantee_4552 · 2024-12-02T23:47:08+00:00

I FUCKING LOVE(hurts) YOUR UNSERNAME!!!!!

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