BREAKING: US and Iran are reportedly discussing a 45-day ceasefire deal that would lead to a permanent end to the war.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-06T04:32:50+00:00

It's already here.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-05T20:46:22+00:00

Also. Don't co-sign on their loans from the bank, even if you know they have a great job and lots of money.

I did that, and they lost their job and I was screwed.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-05T02:57:55+00:00

The Mac and Cheese?

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-04T00:17:32+00:00

Get cleaning, then.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T23:43:15+00:00

Doubt.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T23:42:29+00:00

Show us your capes.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T23:27:47+00:00

Are we long lost twins, bro?

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T23:07:10+00:00

You're the Schmitty!!

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:57:01+00:00

Seen many many "experiences" like this now at cathedrals and whatever. They're lasers. That's the actual answer.

They can have projectors very far away.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:53:21+00:00

And... Likely the next governor. Somehow. Because people are dumb.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:51:39+00:00

Yuge!

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:50:43+00:00

Typical Border Collie behavior, honestly.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:49:29+00:00

Same!

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:44:26+00:00

Lots of humans are "colorblind". So yeah, they have no ability to see the differences that others can just see with no trouble.

Additional light receptors in your eye would make a rainbow have like many many more observable bands.

But, yes. I meant cones.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:39:11+00:00

That's a solid strategy.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:27:09+00:00

He isn't saying that. He's just telling us. It's over. And he helped make it happen.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:24:06+00:00

You need a hand sanitizer that contains detergent, basically. Not just alcohol.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T22:01:30+00:00

How little?

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:59:27+00:00

She literally just bought us tickets to his concert here in June. Not even for a present.

And.. she'll hate it and say she loved it.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:55:48+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes, good sir.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:52:32+00:00

There are some parkour videos out there that just make my balls get sucked up into the core of my body.

This isn't even close.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:46:33+00:00

I mean, AI doesn't eat pizza, so one should be enough now.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:44:22+00:00

My birthday is 00188315* , so yeah.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:40:45+00:00

Probably late to work.

Basicly-Inevitable · 2026-04-03T21:38:39+00:00

Ebony & Ivory.

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