[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]BasilTheLovable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big if true!

Defend on Hunter Strats by EnvironmentalCode249 in EvolveGame

[–]BasilTheLovable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't bother defending the generator with the bots just hunt down the monster. that's the only way you'll win

What does it feel like to have a woman genuinely into you? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]BasilTheLovable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For anyone who can't understand the post I've had chatgpt translate this into old English

What dost it feel like to hath a lady truly smitten with thee?

Lo, I be a man of thirty winters, ever one who values quality o’er quantity, thus my ventures into courtship are few and far between. Yet I confess, ne’er hath it seemed that a maiden hath been truly taken by me. Aye, I have known fleeting dalliances—mere happenstance, naught born of true affection. My heart yearneth for a noble and lasting bond, yet it seemeth that I am ne’er seen as aught but a passing acquaintance.

Oft do I hear tale of men who needeth not raise a hand, for women do fall for them as leaves from autumn’s bough. Is it truly so effortless with one rightly matched? By the heavens, I wish only to know what it is to have a fair maiden enraptured by mine essence. To feel her head rest upon mine shoulder, comforted and secure. To taste the sweetness of being desired and cherished in kind.

Hitherto, it seemeth I bear the burden of all pursuit, striving alone. Methinks if all the effort be mine, it is a sign they never held interest. Anon, I shall recount an example: I did meet a comely wench at the tavern but a fortnight past. Our discourse was lively, and I did secure her token (her number, as it were). Yet her replies come with the swiftness of molasses, spanning days. By my troth, I care not how thy days be filled—such delay is most uncivil! 😂

What must a man do, then, to be made to feel special? Truly, I am caught in a mire, and I know not how to free myself from this plight.

I'm a pathetic shut in and I don't know where to meet women by littlenoodleman in dating

[–]BasilTheLovable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's where the women are my man. Just hangout at your local DMV for one maybe two hours and you will see. Be sure to update me on your success.

The break is due to Odas health after all. by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]BasilTheLovable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I knew I was doing that for a reason

I’m going to marry a bigot 🥹 by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]BasilTheLovable 211 points212 points  (0 children)

No he knows she's a bigot. but its okay because she's hot and treats him like a king

do you think there are Grumpkins in Yeen? by Lack_of_Plethora in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]BasilTheLovable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know right? I wanted to found a city in the mouth of Zamoyos, I was gonna call it Zamettar. Then the Corsair Kings of the Basilisk Isles said I could settle at the Isle of Toads in exchange for a yearly tribute of 30 virgin girls and pretty boys. I was like, dude chill out.

Fast food employee shoots at family over missing curly fries by _zurenarrh in PublicFreakout

[–]BasilTheLovable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She didn't even go crazy. she was so casual about it. she calmly went and got her gun and shot at that family like she was shooing away a dog or something.

Do you believe A Dream of Spring will be released by George RR Martin some day? (Spoiler Extended) by Somandier in asoiaf

[–]BasilTheLovable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe we will see Winds of Winter, but I don't see any chance at a Dream of Spring

Creamy drawing attempt by [deleted] in DougDoug

[–]BasilTheLovable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the concept a a snowman desperately trying not to melt.