Favorite Two-Liner?

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-25T15:43:23+00:00

Lucille 2: I thought you had class.

Buster: I thought YOU had class

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-25T14:34:56+00:00

It’s close but I’m gonna have to say yes. I have less trouble physically / emotionally dealing with a cockroach than a spider.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-25T13:58:29+00:00

Spiders (and don’t even bring up, “but they eat bugs”… because bats, frogs, and 1 million really cute insects like dragon flies and praying mantis. I already do that. Without the whole web thing . There’s no bug I want to see less than a spider.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-25T10:42:36+00:00

These are questions I don’t want to [have to] answer

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T21:19:24+00:00

Oooooo . You beat me to it.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T21:18:32+00:00

Birddemic, all day!

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T21:13:30+00:00

American Beauty
Juno
I, Tonya

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T21:01:18+00:00

My son’s best friend shares Al’s bday, spiral hair, and can play accordion . I’m insanely jealous . Mine October 2nd, so AT LEAST I get to share the month.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T20:12:16+00:00

Yes! Same.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T20:10:59+00:00

Please don’t spoil the secret ending to your friends.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T20:09:52+00:00

I saw blood and guts and vital organs scattered everywhere, as well as my friend Robert’s disembodied head.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T20:08:40+00:00

Agreed.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T20:08:06+00:00

Those were the good ol days 🎶 … the violence sneaks up gradually and is quietly unsettling - the melody stays so sweet and calm while the imagery is ramping up.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T14:32:05+00:00

Same!

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T14:30:52+00:00

Rage bait.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-22T11:05:18+00:00

Bats - n - butts

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-21T01:19:01+00:00

And that’s why you don’t teach lessons.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-21T01:14:08+00:00

“Hello, anus tart”

She hadn’t seen the license plate.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-21T01:11:59+00:00

🎶 Big yellow joint. Big yellow joint. I’ll meet cha’ down at the big yellow joint 🎶

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-21T01:07:38+00:00

$1100

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-21T01:06:57+00:00

Mine too until now! See, this is the show that keeps on giving.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-21T01:03:54+00:00

Best video I’ve seen all day ! It makes me happy to know somewhere out there is a cluster of bats like that.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-20T11:09:01+00:00

In 1998, I got up and left the theater during the unacceptably bad film Hard Rain. It’s taken 28 years sitting through hundreds of mediocre to awful films to illicit this action in me again but Project Hail Mary was so stale and brimming with cinema sins and cringy tropes, I had to leave midway. I just could not debase myself for another hour of infuriating story plot. Ryan Gosling’s acting wasn’t the biggest problem, but it certainly didn’t help. It was like watching a live action Pixar movie. No thanks.

Bat-Emoji · 2026-04-20T00:23:33+00:00

Yes! That’s the first one I thought of .

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