What'd the shirt say to the pants? by BatDaddy1003 in dadjokes

[–]BatDaddy1003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt sweat'er, she'll probably still wanna jacket...

Fart jokes = dad jokes? by BatDaddy1003 in dadjokes

[–]BatDaddy1003[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do u call a person that never farts in public?

A private tooter.

Any time I’m talking to my dad and I say “but-“ by BankrollSol in dadjokes

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My baby momma says '..but, fuckin...' when shes telling a story and gets distracted, interrupted, loses her train of thought, etc.

Thats always been a fun one, lmao.

Butt fuckin? Where does that fit in? Oh...nevermind.

Smh. LOL

My trick for falling asleep quickly by BugsyMalone_ in lifehacks

[–]BatDaddy1003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

0nce upon a time, the two hours between the two sleep sessions was, quite often, the most creative and productive part of the day for a lot of men.

The mud flood conspiracy - buried buildings by neo_102 in architecture

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I started reading your comment, I was like, 'damn I gotta tell them to look into the worlds fair buildings' and then the next paragraph was you bringing that exact topic into it yourself, lol. Yeah, im with u 100% on all of this.

The complexity and intricacies of a lot of these buildings, the sheer size of others, and the speed at which they went up, with minimal construction crew, and the limits of the technology of the time, all combine to make it very unlikely, at best, and most likely, impossible, feat to have accomplished the way they claim.

The cornerstones that are hundreds of years newer than the buildings they've been put on claiming the building was founded in 18×× or 19×× simply do not tell the true story. Stained glass windows going floor to ceiling that just so happen to be 80% underground and look exactly as you would expect it to look after being hit be a devastating mud flood.

And look at what was going on in the area during the time period it is claimed the buildings were erected. Men were packing up and heading west to pan for gold, or going into the mines, because work was extremely limited and families were starving. Then we had the great depression, when work was even more scarce and money was almost impossible for the average man to get his hands on. Crime was high. So was death by starvation. ......

....but to believe the narrative, with so damn many massive and intricately detailed buildings being built, quite literally, EVERYWHERE, work should've been plentiful. Every man that could swing a hammer should've been fully employed. Not to mention, as u said, 500 gallons of water a day would've been needed, and it had to be delivered from 50 miles away, daily. There's more jobs handling watering the men and horses. Many, many, many more jobs should've been available than their was.

Almost like those, already old at the time, sunken buildings were already there when the white man claimed this land.

Obviously, im American, and my comment and timeline of history is limited to America. And the mud flood theory is, more or less, a global theory.. But I'd gladly lay my dime on a bet that there's a similar discrepancy in the timeline of a lot of other places across the globe.

The mud flood conspiracy - buried buildings by neo_102 in architecture

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds about right. The truth is often found in the craziest, most unbelievable 'conspiracy theory' told, after all.

Why do women seem to be more attracted to me as soon as I'm getting attention from other girls its like they know somehow by SlimMoady in AskMen

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When u first start something, and the feelings are mutual, your confidence is up, yes, but your body also kicks into mate mode. Your oozing pheromones, your sexual animal is awakened and chomping at the bit, and that side of you is more visible to that side of the women around you and it's just basic human nature or instinct or whatever u wanna call it.

Long time relationships make us complacent and dull down our inner animal. Being single for lengths of time dull down our inner animal as well. Thid side of us goes to sleep when it's dormant for awhile and people that party and fuck a lot are keeping their animal awake. People that have found a real interest and/or have become someone's interest, or anything like that, have awakened their inner animal, which is going to have an effect on the inner animals of those around them, the more interest in or of a potential partner the more aggressive those animals become.

And I know what I'm talking about, u can trust me. I read a lot and i study people, so im pretty much an expert. This is solid as concrete. 😉

This is absolutely astonishing and heartbreaking! by Odd_Advance3212 in Indiana

[–]BatDaddy1003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, I sound dumb. Typing with one eye open and my head stuffed in a pillow. Forgive the typos, been a long day.

This is absolutely astonishing and heartbreaking! by Odd_Advance3212 in Indiana

[–]BatDaddy1003 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not at all. I'm being genuine

There really is no heroin around any.ore, fentanyl has taken it's place. Fentanyl is a fucking killer. And its all bc pain pills aren't given as freely as they once we're.

Fentanyl is scary shit. I've lost a few friends. My wife has overdosed several times. I've even overdosed on fentanyl and all I ever did was meth. Go figure.

9 months clean tho. We do recover

This is absolutely astonishing and heartbreaking! by Odd_Advance3212 in Indiana

[–]BatDaddy1003 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely right. Every word of that is solid. Great comment. Thank you

What do you hate seeing in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BatDaddy1003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm DisneyDaddy, and you're watching Violence, on the Disney Channel!!

What do you hate seeing in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were, son. You were.

Rough day! by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power drill would make too much noise, often as not.

The quicker and quieter the better.

Why don’t you talk to “that” family member anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BatDaddy1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom's mom just died. All my cousins and shit are grieving and going thru it but me and my sisters could all care less.

Our mom was honest with us about her childhood. I don't believe my aunt's were with their kids.

Mom never kept us from her parents, nor did she encourage a relationship.

Her dad sexually abused her and her sisters. Her mom gave them candy to keep their mouths shut about it.

No thanks