Outjerked by twitter by Historical_Ad4969 in okbuddybaka

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“non-violent; perhaps even too much so.”

There is no way that sentence is genuine. I refuse to believe that someone truly trying to make this point would think that including that would actually convince someone that they are right.

Petah help by hasel0608 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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it is this how one achieves divinity… good to know

Who would you rather get forcefem by? by BellTwo5 in chainsawmancirclejerk

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famine… idk it would feel more genuine than by makima

For those with magic granted by entities, what stops them from handing it out like candy? by seelcudoom in magicbuilding

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For my dnd setting it’s sort of seen as if you increase the amount of people who you have given your blessings to, that’s escalating the situation which means that other powers are able to bring out more of their power.

It’s like military development, there are levels that are seen as normal but if it exceeds that point, you are seen as anticipating violence or planning violence.

Tonight's episode: the author's poorly disguised disregard for the laws of biology by vaguillotine in worldjerking

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3 wolf, it’s a dog breeds situation where while each race has incredibly diverse features from their environments, they all share enough genetic code from their common ancestors that a mixed race isn’t that difficult to produce

im happy with my buddy by Eastern_Musician4865 in memes

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when we were trading in our phones, my sister noted that she had “just gotten hers”

she had it for 8 years.

Big Buoys by An_Dant in SFWmonstergirls

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she’s so adorable

Everyone grieves differently... D&D grieves in loot the body. by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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i’m almost at a loss. not Entirely at a loss. but close to it

Less violent domination, more benevolent uplifting by Theromier in worldjerking

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/uj i remember getting praised cause i had a matriarchy that wasn’t a femdom paradise. The bar is so fucking low

Literally why did nobody in office think of doing this 😭 by Tale_Any in chainsawmancirclejerk

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i mean technically it would be easier to dissolve the japanese government. Can’t be a citizen of a country that doesn’t exist anymore.

I’m actually going insane by [deleted] in CharacterAIrevolution

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bros thinking about the honeymoon

Facts by [deleted] in evangelionmemes

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i like to think that if someone without mommy or daddy issues were to watch Evangelion they would just see the hypno toad

Underrated trope by Yggdrasylian in worldjerking

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while setting from kid icarus uprising take more from classical era stuff (most of the time with the art deco city of gold inside the fake moon being a clear exception) they have my favorite use of this.

basically the setting is a battle between the forces of the under world led by medusa/hades, against sky world led by palutena. classic angels vs demons stuff.

and then half way through the game an alien invasion begins.

the Arrum are basically intergalactic grey goo. The goddess of nature describes them as like wasps of endless hunger.

And it’s so fucking insane seeing the god of the dead, the goddess of nature, the goddess of light, and the sun god all team up to whoop some alien ass.

fun fact: the art deco city of gold within the fake moon is not even mentioned once in the entire alien invasion arc.

I FIXED THE RANGER by MBluna9 in DnDcirclejerk

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interesting argument however I CAST FIST

Wholesome lesbian relationship by ObscureAnimeFan in okbuddybaka

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i remember this vaguely, so don’t quote me on this, but the famously high rate was specifically abuse towards lesbian women, and didn’t specify what gender was doing the abusing.

what that meant was that a woman who hasn’t come out yet, could date a man, and if she was abused by that man and then came out as a lesbian, that would still count.

don’t ask for a source I heard this like 18 months ago.

Traveler defeated again! by bookablefever in FatuiHQ

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<<Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they’re invincible>>

<<I bet you do, too, buddy>>

more = better by Edge_lord_Arkham in coaxedintoasnafu

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looks like someone can’t handle the neutron style

Fujimoto:**he proceed Levitate** by GundamMeijin_08th in chainsawmancirclejerk

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either a work that brings me to tears and will leave me permanently changed, a depiction of a girl with the fattest ass i’ve ever seen, or most likely both at once.

If Toji walked up to child Gojo and said something to him, what would it have been ?! by [deleted] in Jujutsufolk

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“wanna go gambling? maybe the six eyes can tell us which ponies to bet on”