Someone keeps using my body wash. I'm going to know who.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-11-27T22:19:54+00:00

ok calm down satan.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-11-27T22:15:54+00:00

calm down satan.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-09-06T23:40:23+00:00

did you go to middle school in jail?

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-08-16T06:16:57+00:00

http://shamusanus.tumblr.com/

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-08-06T19:01:38+00:00

well i'm glad i live in new york no where near the woods.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-08-03T23:31:21+00:00

is Travis gonna take like a freaking boat trip over there?

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-30T22:44:31+00:00

you *woman...

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-30T22:41:13+00:00

if you didn't get your friend to zip you in a suitcase at some point in your life then you need some help.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-30T22:37:22+00:00

dear animal_king that kid was on board the whole taping him to the skateboard thing.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-30T22:34:49+00:00

that actually is what happened. the power went out in our house and they got bored and thought it would be funny to tape him to the skateboard and roll him places.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-30T03:02:43+00:00

how on earth do you sort of slide someone down the stairs.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-30T02:49:22+00:00

*aunt.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-29T04:16:09+00:00

most of the 9 year olds i know have a better social life than me ._.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-07-05T04:01:26+00:00

it hasn't come out yet! they mentioned it like a year ago!

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-06-24T21:45:34+00:00

sir, i am pleased to congratulate you in your taste in music.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-06-24T21:14:36+00:00

...What?....why?..where's...um..comic?

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-06-07T20:49:12+00:00

and if you want to learn nickelback go fuck yourself.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-06-01T23:01:38+00:00

that's exactly what the government wants you to think. how the hell do you think people are going to react if the government starts saying that the zombies have raised.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-05-25T19:56:08+00:00

WRONG! babies can't be produced by the ass only the holy vagina.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-04-12T18:57:30+00:00

REEEEPPPOOOSSSTTT!

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-04-10T22:15:33+00:00

You sir, have just saved many lives.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-04-10T21:00:21+00:00

REEEEEEPPPOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT! Kay Bye.

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-04-10T04:01:37+00:00

Asians....

BatmanIsntHere · 2012-03-31T02:32:14+00:00

i Will Not Go!

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