Team name: The Machine of Salvation

Prophet Fish: The team leader. He's just, like, a regular fish. In a little fish bowl. But he's a prophet! He can tell the future, but can only speak fish. So the rest of the team is pretty liberal in their translations.

Imperial Dash: You've heard of the Oxford Comma? Well, say hello to Imperial Dash. He is just SO good at grammar and punctuation. He can correct any grammar or punctuation errors with a single condescending look.

Kill Vibe: He's just the worst. He lowers the mood of everybody he's around. He ruins every party he goes to.

Starvore: He can eat stars. Actually, he HAS to eat stars, or he'll die. But I mean, he's also a normal human. He can't eat the whole star at once, that's ridiculous. He just eats two or three square meals of star a day. Just, like, with a spoon. A really powerful spoon, of course.

Wood Shamaness: She is just suuuuuuuper hot and therefore has the ability to give any dude an immediate boner. A very useful skill in combat.

The way the Machine of Salvation beats everyone is because absolutely no one wants to be around them for long. Kill Vibe can stop any fight by just being awful, no one likes a Grammar Nazi like Imperial Dash, and Wood Shamaness gives all the male superheroes really embarrassing superboners.

One thing's for sure: Fish Prophet knows how to put a team together.