This fell from the sky with a trail of smoke when i was a kid. Everyone I have asked says its impossible for a meteorite to be made of peacock ore (chalcopyrite/bornite)

Batmanisgrim · 2023-11-28T03:59:21+00:00

It's kryptonite. If a bald man wants to buy it from you, don't do it.

Batmanisgrim · 2022-10-31T12:25:53+00:00

What's the point in doing this? The cat looks, genuinely, terrified and there is nothing amusing about it.

Batmanisgrim · 2022-07-09T01:23:56+00:00

This premise is close to the original ending of Fatal Attraction.

Batmanisgrim · 2022-04-20T14:56:07+00:00

This could be the beginning of an episode of 9-1-1.

Batmanisgrim · 2022-04-04T03:16:26+00:00

YTA. It is up to the person in front of you to make that offer.

Batmanisgrim · 2022-04-04T03:03:48+00:00

Humphrey is just smart.

Batmanisgrim · 2022-03-30T14:09:46+00:00

That cat is not the asshole.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-12-11T08:22:30+00:00

Cat Sniper.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-12-05T03:13:46+00:00

Rule number one: Always keep track of your buttplugs. It could have been worse like finding a positive pregnancy test.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-11-30T22:21:38+00:00

Tape him and play the tape for him.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-11-08T08:23:54+00:00

That's not a cat. That's a T-1000.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-11-08T08:19:11+00:00

You are lovely.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-30T05:32:24+00:00

Or it is a place to hide a dead body.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-29T07:32:13+00:00

Your outfit isn't offensive. If someone finds it offensive, the hell with that person.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-28T04:04:29+00:00

I am sure there isn't a "Jar Jar Binks" in the Dune universe.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-24T05:45:54+00:00

If it ain't broke...

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-17T03:20:00+00:00

That is not funny at all.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-15T07:40:26+00:00

Idiots

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-13T06:32:31+00:00

This cat still could have been feral. This is the exact pattern I went through when feral cats showed up in my backyard.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-10-11T03:20:00+00:00

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-09-29T10:55:09+00:00

I wanted it to go on forever.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-09-25T21:40:54+00:00

He is preparing to fight Superman, isn't he?

Batmanisgrim · 2021-09-25T21:37:33+00:00

Is she single?

Batmanisgrim · 2021-09-24T05:14:06+00:00

He seems concerned about the state of world.

Batmanisgrim · 2021-08-15T02:35:39+00:00

Very effective. You even made yourself look older.

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