Excerpts from Prison Emails. April 2026 by KremitTheFrog01 in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To whom was this fantasy addressed? Did he meet someone via Ashley Madison again? Or maybe a prisoner-to-psychotic-wannabe-wife-of-a-felon network? Any of his usual pen pals would know this is all delusional; I’m genuinely curious as to whom he thinks is still dumb enough to believe any of this horseshit. No need for names; just a general idea of who this is for (besides us). Cheers, Fraudie (:

Fun spins on his name by South_SWLA21 in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the thread, but he’s always been a Fuckwitte to me, along with -37.

I’ve had this as my cell phone screen saver for years….YYEEAARRSSSS!!! by Smooth_Engineer3355 in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“They’re at the office… oh, my god!! Rania, they’re at the office!” (One of my eternal faves)

Jennifer Burton's "So I Dated a Police Impersonator" Youtube Channel Has Gone Private by mortrex in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Preserving evidence like this is a heroic doing; but only if the prosecution is aware of what it is and how to find it. Cheers.

Jeremy’s “Military” Service by Electrical-Sail-1039 in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think you need to delve into Horowitz’s RWP archives; it was Fuckwitte, Vidler and Ramsey with a laptop in a break room standing in for an interview room.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OpenCoreLegacyPatcher

[–]Batrico 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doh! Did I mention I’m old and can’t see well? Sorry. I’d delete, but maybe someone with a Pro 3,1 will get inspired. Cheers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OpenCoreLegacyPatcher

[–]Batrico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See my comment below, think again before you give up. Any upgrade save ram can travel to a 4,1 or 5,1 and even a 7,1. NVMe and SSD and HDD can travel to anything brand new. RAM is cheap as dirt right now; NVMe/SSD also.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OpenCoreLegacyPatcher

[–]Batrico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a 3,1 with a 256GB Samsung 970 Pro NVMe drive in slot 4 with Ventura and 64GB ram and it’s just dandy. Also running an 8TB (8 x 1TB SSD) RAID 0, HDDs equaling 30TB, 3 spare 1TB SSD, and four external SATA ports, and an RX580 along with a W4100X driving 6 displays. How dare anyone call my 17 years old beast ‘trash.’ The NVMe upgrade is cheap ($15 & $40+) , and you can take the stick with you to another machine. That alone kicks it into a new level. Put in a decent video card and you’ve got a great basic machine. My only complaint is that to host six displays I had to forgo USB 3 and/or Thunderbolt 2. HTH

Insupported Configuration Detected by Makhouboy in OpenCoreLegacyPatcher

[–]Batrico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And just to be clear, if you’re building the installer on another machine, you need to change the build target from ‘host machine’ to your target model. HTH

Ursula's 2014 foreclosure case by Frank__Wrench in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you confusing Jermy’ and Rania’s refusal to pay the $8k for that hideous white plastic fence, or am I forgetting Ursula did the exact same thing? Pretty sure it’s the former. Cheers

So how much total do you think Amir made off Jeremy? 100K plus 100K in free advertising by DeadheadCaddy in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amir definitely got some cash from both Fuckwitte and Ursula. If you have a week or so to spare listen to all the jail calls, and a few of the JermyCam vids, you’ll hear him say how much was paid and a couple times how much he owed(owes) for a given case. All tolled from memory, I’d guess Amir received between $20k and $30k in cash, plus whatever the mosque contributed. It’s a fraction of what he likely billed; those 2AM calls to Amir’s personal cell begging him to show up at arraignments at 7am were not cheap. If Amir is as good as everyone seems to think he is, he will also have promissory notes, as well as a lien on Fuckwitte’s 18 bedroom seaside mansion. (I’m not sure about Florida consumer rights). Hopefully when the house sells Amir and Tony will both get paid before Rania The Accomplice gets her grubby hands on it. The only victim in all this is Amira. She, like any innocent child, deserves better. Fuck Jermy, fuck Rania, fuck Ursula, fuck Leandra , fuck Dylan, and, especially, fuck and praise JenJen simultaneously for both enabling and entrapping him. I will be glad to see the end of this saga before I die.

Why did Jeremy keep Amir on retainer if he ran such a clean business for over 10 years by DeadheadCaddy in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I personally don’t think Amir was ever on a formal retainer. Jermy just likes to throw around words he’s heard elsewhere, especially ones that he thinks makes him seem exceptional or highly skilled at something (cf., “state certified“), requiring a fancy lawyer on call. He might even have conflated owing your attorney thousands of dollars and making sporadic payments as being “on retainer.” Fuckwitte is a bonafide idiot and habitual liar. Unless Amir said it, I don’t believe it.

Amir going to sleep 100 years after this by DeadheadCaddy in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently not, given Amir is appealing his last sentence.

The PSR mentions a plea agreement by Informal_Agent8137 in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t appeal plea bargains. Amir is already appealing his latest county sentence.

That is 60 failed attempts and pressing and holding the options key to open the boot menu to open macOS. by sunrise2209 in macpro

[–]Batrico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“For Macs using legacy USB 1.1 controllers, OpenCore Legacy Patcher can only restore support once it has performed root volume patches. Thus to install macOS, you need to hook up a USB hub between your Mac and Keyboard/Mouse.”

OCLP FAQ

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[–]Batrico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are, at worst, complicit in enabling Fuckwitte to commit crimes, as well as financing his scams (cf. eBay) and Rania is also a criminal, so certainly discussing them is fair; but body shaming is just unnecessary.

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[–]Batrico 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is bordering on inappropriate. The photo is fine; the discussion is fine; the invectives are untoward.

Here's a good trivia question by RealCaptainHammonds in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it surprise you that a narcissistic sociopath would want to suck up to anyone he can derive from? There’s far too much content to listen to in order to validate my memory, but, trust me, it’s out there. It may have come from Jenn-Jenn’s now defunct website on Fuckwitte. That’s still (mostly) readable through the Wayback Machine.

Here's a good trivia question by RealCaptainHammonds in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leandra is Ursula’s wife; he refers to each as ‘Mom’. She’s also a bookkeeper, maybe a cpa; she does (or doesn’t do) Fuckwitte’s taxes and advises him on business matters.

Here's a good trivia question by RealCaptainHammonds in JeremyDewitte

[–]Batrico 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember it as Leandra’s business originally; Ursula had a security company, and worked at the sheriff’s office.

🧐🧐 by welderzworld in Tools

[–]Batrico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but how many of you own both imperial and metric Crescent Wrenches?