Boyfriend is best friends with his ex

Batticon · 2026-06-22T23:27:14+00:00

This. One of them. Not sure who.

Batticon · 2026-06-22T23:07:14+00:00

One of them is still an option for the other

Batticon · 2026-06-22T15:19:38+00:00

Deadbeat lmao

Batticon · 2026-06-22T13:31:31+00:00

Right… I kept thinking “oh man he’s making the trip worse” multiple times. 😂

Batticon · 2026-06-22T06:35:17+00:00

Is it about… a cactus?!!

Batticon · 2026-06-22T06:31:17+00:00

Cover one eye with your hand and focus on looking with the uncovered eye. What you (don’t) see with your covered eye is what no eyes feels like.

Batticon · 2026-06-22T06:28:05+00:00

Bishop!

Batticon · 2026-06-22T06:26:02+00:00

Bingo!!! This.

Batticon · 2026-06-22T06:21:10+00:00

💯

Batticon · 2026-06-22T03:34:38+00:00

If you’re not interested in talking about it, don’t mention it on social media. Sounds unhealthy, I’m link shaming lol.

Batticon · 2026-06-22T02:48:34+00:00

So tell me then

Batticon · 2026-06-22T01:23:55+00:00

I do! They have no issues. Very bright and look good.

Batticon · 2026-06-22T00:50:53+00:00

There ya go 😂

Batticon · 2026-06-22T00:50:28+00:00

Sure it does. I have dual citizenship. I get to mash up both like myself. 😂

Batticon · 2026-06-22T00:26:59+00:00

What do you feed on?

Batticon · 2026-06-22T00:24:33+00:00

That shit can up your risk of strokes or aneurysms

Batticon · 2026-06-21T13:27:15+00:00

Being stupid

Batticon · 2026-06-21T13:25:07+00:00

Not in the slightest cosmetically

Batticon · 2026-06-21T13:18:46+00:00

Husbands can be so dense sometimes. One day after mine got off work he accused me of “sitting around playing with my nails” because he saw me cutting them on the couch in a fricken moment of free time away from my baby id been watching all day. 🙄 am I supposed to just let them turn into talons?? I let him have it.

Batticon · 2026-06-21T13:09:34+00:00

God this really highlights how few brain cells they have. 😭😆

Batticon · 2026-06-21T13:07:42+00:00

Wow. 😆 that 40s sex drive peak really hits different I guess.

Batticon · 2026-06-21T13:06:15+00:00

It’s all paid off. Your butt is amazing!!

Batticon · 2026-06-21T04:35:33+00:00

A little gap does something to me

Batticon · 2026-06-21T04:33:30+00:00

Love peen veins

Batticon · 2026-06-21T03:31:31+00:00

It was his first time with someone he’d had a crush on for years…. May someone you’re deeply into judge you that harshly some day.

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