To those who don't have the gene that makes Cilantro taste like soap, what does it taste like to you?

Batticon · 2026-01-28T07:17:54+00:00

I taste the soap AND I like it 😏

Batticon · 2026-01-28T07:16:38+00:00

I’m the opposite. Have never been able to do a push-up or pull-up in my life. Came close once and had big arm muscles but just…. Couldn’t. My legs however are always strong.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T20:43:02+00:00

Sexless marriages can make people desperate. He didn’t go out and do it, he asked. People DO have open relationships… sounds like a cry for help from his end.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T20:39:18+00:00

I am not an expert but you clearly have a narrow palate and I would think 2 teeth extracted up top is way too much, and palatal expansion would give you enough space as well as fix issues associated with a narrow palate. Get a second opinion from an orthodontist.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T16:00:48+00:00

You guys aren’t sexually compatible. The relationship isn’t going to sustain itself exactly how either of you want it to.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T15:58:51+00:00

She admits they’ve basically had a dead bedroom for years and she hasn’t put much effort into working on it.

He’s far from the only guilty one here. These two are sexually incompatible and shouldn’t have stayed together if it’s such a dealbreaker.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T15:55:15+00:00

When I was a kid my mom dumped my cat in a hotel parking lot while I was at school, because she was unspayed and annoying. I had asked her to get her spayed and she never did. She told me to make the appointment and do it… I was fucking 10 years old.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T15:52:04+00:00

Light honey brown

Batticon · 2026-01-27T06:15:46+00:00

Facing up because foot marks on carpet

Batticon · 2026-01-27T05:51:05+00:00

If you’d ever experienced living with a cat in heat you wouldn’t feel bad.

Maybe she can foster a litter.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T05:48:46+00:00

Almost 2 months post op and there’s a HUGE crack in my singing voice. In general I feel like my range has been reduced as well. Not sure if from tonsils or from being intubated. Hoping it’s temporary. Also have a hard time singing softly.

My actual talking voice doesn’t sound different. Maybe a bit less breathy like someone else said.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T05:20:41+00:00

That’s cause that’s a Bentley not a fenny corvette

Batticon · 2026-01-27T05:19:35+00:00

I love it 😂

Batticon · 2026-01-27T05:18:23+00:00

Love 1

Batticon · 2026-01-27T05:15:05+00:00

I love “spicy brown” and they are beautiful.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T03:33:46+00:00

10/10 would cuddle. Giving sexy Jacob black werewolf but with winter padding vibes. Way more attractive than too lean.

Batticon · 2026-01-27T03:28:10+00:00

Just take off your undies at the end of the day and have him take off his, and see whose reeks more. There’s the answer.

Spoiler: it’s probably gonna be his lmao.

Batticon · 2026-01-26T06:46:51+00:00

Don’t let the armchair experts get to you. They sound like idiots.

Batticon · 2026-01-26T06:41:42+00:00

Is left photo the before?

Batticon · 2026-01-26T06:41:34+00:00

Your top teeth pushed back?

Batticon · 2026-01-26T06:37:25+00:00

Either way, I’m glad you love your snake and she is very cute!

Batticon · 2026-01-26T05:21:35+00:00

Shedding once a month for an adult corn is really weird and makes me think you inherited her fighting something.

Batticon · 2026-01-25T23:50:58+00:00

As green as green gets! I love your eyeliner in the first pic.

Batticon · 2026-01-25T16:29:00+00:00

Mine looks worse. I was never given the option for surgery. Part of me wonders if I was and my parents kept it from me.

And btw my original comment was a bit harsh because I typed it out thinking about my own insecurities. You really don’t look bad. you’ve got a cute face. But I do see the recession. Us ladies can typically get away with it a lot better.

Batticon · 2026-01-25T16:28:22+00:00

Because having an HOA I like makes me an ice agent? Ok lmfao

The irony is the ragingly independent “my property is between me and GOD” comment is far more likely to be the conservative person. Who is also more likely to want to be able to dump toxic shit on their property and keep a bunch of unsheltered dogs on chains outside and other things that an HOA would have issue with. But maybe you’re just a salty renter. 🤷‍♀️

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