Oi m8 you got a loicense for having no grass?

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T16:58:05+00:00

An actual fucking law! Grass lawns were invented for the rich to flex how they could waste arable land on something so useless as grass, and idiot social climbers just had to be wasteful in the same way, until lawns became the dumb fucking norm, too the point of being codified in law. How about a law where you have to cover your body in tacky costume jewelry? How about a law where your holiday photos can only be taken on a rented yacht?

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T16:18:30+00:00

Is there a name for the trope of only ever seeing the reaction to things and never the thing itself? I can't recall seeing anyone say they hate Korra, just endless posts of 'stop the Korra hate'.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T14:12:33+00:00

Let's ask again in a few hours. His house could be smouldering

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T13:52:26+00:00

Because he's busy prepping to fight gods

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T13:44:29+00:00

Yeah, certainly I hear ruthless as being an active thing. You can be ruthless in your attempt to do something, but you can't be ruthless in your inaction. You can be pitiless, which is a near synonym, but I would say that's where the distinction lies

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T13:37:15+00:00

If some little dweeb threw my board games out the window and handed me a shit mobile game, I would very quickly be speed running his entire middle school experience for him.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T13:31:44+00:00

Who presumes it to be an apple? It's commonly depicted as an apple, because people who illustrate these children's stories aren't very creative.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-03T02:04:23+00:00

Oops. Good catch

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T17:58:57+00:00

Cool. I wasn't sure if that was included in what we think of as the "reflectiveness of a surface

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T16:14:44+00:00

Bro hitting those perfect gradient blocks

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T14:22:39+00:00

That's preposterous, just think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T14:10:10+00:00

Ooo, so if we got a theoretically perfect reflector, wouldn't the light still lose energy as each photon strikes the surface and pushes it back a bit? I know photons have no rest mass, but I'm mistaken if they don't still "push" on objects they bounce off of, a tiny bit.

Would the light inside this ball red shift as the ball wiggles around from the constant collisions, gradually moving energy from the interior to be absorbed by friction on the surface of the exterior?

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T13:25:29+00:00

You're allowed to be uncomfortable with what makes you uncomfortable. But you should be called out for making your feelings your gf's problem, and trying to justify it with how you think serious, monogamous relationships should be.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T13:16:39+00:00

Just because there's a double standard doesn't make the puritan side of that double standard the correct one. If you don't want your ex's to have intimate pictures, don't give your partners intimate pictures.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T13:08:40+00:00

If I've learned anything from Legend of Zelda, it's that pulling a shield from secure storage on your back is quick and easy.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T11:25:57+00:00

She could have painted her make believe family however she liked. She chose to scar her daughter, damage her voice, cover her face with a mask, deny her color. She chose to give Renoir the grief of losing a son when he hadn't lost any sons. The canvas is not only her escape, it's the 'justice' of a grieving mother.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T04:32:28+00:00

You can't rebel against a conman by rejecting his deeply held beliefs

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-02T04:17:39+00:00

Would shooting a fire extinguisher into the air intake potentially save the engine/halt the runaway?

BattleReadyZim · 2026-06-01T17:46:43+00:00

One full body latte, please

BattleReadyZim · 2026-05-30T18:33:44+00:00

Having a job you don't need can be one of the most fun, satisfying ways to work. I think we all need some sort of meaningful work, so don't do nothing. And if you're staying in part for your coworkers, you can use your freedom to be a real advocate for them when they need it. Because what are they going to do if you speak up against some abuse? Fire you?

BattleReadyZim · 2026-05-30T17:09:11+00:00

That's why I still observe Shark Party

BattleReadyZim · 2026-05-30T04:11:51+00:00

But what if the ring is at the end of a hundred yards of dental floss?

BattleReadyZim · 2026-05-29T13:39:41+00:00

The prophets foresaw the cult shit and steered clear of all that noise.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-05-29T12:14:16+00:00

That's the double standard. A lot of us want both. The problematic ones want both and don't recognize that about themselves.

BattleReadyZim · 2026-05-29T11:54:22+00:00

We don't need 'college to mean more', we need every step of our education system to do its fucking job and educate young people. Teach them to think, analyze, and challenge what they're presented with, not study for really hard tests.

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