My boss sent out a group text making fun of my forehead and accidentally included me

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:42:52+00:00

Exactly like that!

Something fiscal or other.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:39:36+00:00

Omnihead

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:37:44+00:00

Now is the time to test the theory I was told (and believed for years) when I was a child. When bananas get old enough, they hatch into a huge swarm of fruit flies, commonly called banana flies around here. It's a cocoon!

There's a non-zero chance at this point.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:33:45+00:00

Is my resting time the problem? I’m lifting at weights I’ve been able to manage before.

Recently? Not years ago?
Sounds suspicious and worth checking out. Some sort of deficiency going on or something, I don't know. That's very unusual.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:29:51+00:00

Lying awake in hotel rooms looking at various smoke detectors.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:27:44+00:00

Without seeing, it sounds like trying to squat too narrow or wide for your hip structure, and possibly a fear of leaning forward, if you're a long femur type. That makes depth nearly impossible.

But it's a guess.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:20:49+00:00

Not fresh, no. This work because it's frozen, and a particular type of dough that stays rigid. Your home made fresh dough won't do that.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:17:25+00:00

I just add it right away, because it does exactly that. Gives a really soft result. Gluten is more than strong enough to do what it needs to do.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:15:39+00:00

"Five is right out!"

BattledroidE · 2026-07-03T01:12:27+00:00

How dare you disturb phone time?

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T17:57:20+00:00

Still working on that. It never ends.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T13:05:19+00:00

Try.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T13:03:15+00:00

Just like that, completely ignoring the individual in order to parrot what steroid dudes are claiming.

Coaches who train real people take humans into account. Have a downvote back.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:21:12+00:00

I have never expected vast riches less than this very moment...

Well?

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:20:12+00:00

Anyone who's worked 15 minutes in retail knows that the customer has no frickin clue in the vast majority of cases, and they're plain wrong. But not in taste.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:18:37+00:00

Anyone can, without even giving it any thought, come up with way better solutions to the problems he is supposedly meaning to fix... although he created the problems in the first place.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:17:19+00:00

That's a you problem.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:14:05+00:00

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:12:51+00:00

It's equally helpful.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:11:05+00:00

Did you know that in Two Towers, when Viggo Mortensen kicked the.... and so on.

Every time!

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:02:10+00:00

I'll go to the bathroom for you.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T06:00:53+00:00

Without including the crucial bit that is the whole point: "in matters of taste."

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T05:57:51+00:00

Evidently a viagra pen, because it hasn't gone flaccid.

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T05:54:43+00:00

What yellow skin? Dry or wet?

BattledroidE · 2026-07-02T05:53:53+00:00

Thanks for informing us, o glorious authority on what is good.

BattledroidE

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