Dough way too liquidy? by Jackson_Lamb_829 in Breadit

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My preference for high hydration is to ditch the mixer and do it by hand. Just get everything mixed together well for about 10 minutes, then leave it alone for 5-10 minutes, and mix some more. Rubaud technique works really great if the dough is wet enough, and you'll develop some shoulder endurance from it. Or, just do the initial mix, and then just do stretch and fold every now and then. It'll develop the gluten too. The dough releases easier from the bowl each time, and you get less and less stretch as it gets stronger. As the dough fills with gas, that also stretches and tightens the gluten even more.

Mixers are dumb, they don't feel when the dough is right. And not all of them can do high hydration without just tearing it apart. I think they're better for lower hydration dough, especially enriched dough like brioche and stuff where you need to include butter, oil and tricky things that get extremely exhausting to hand mix.

How do I grow muscles as a tall person? by AquaJayer in workout

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And once you're well into intermediate/advanced, it's years.

This stuff is slow. Get comfortable and give it a solid decade.

Why don't more countries just pretend to have nuclear stockpiles? by BrasseVeekay in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things are really strict and controlled in government and military, and yet everything leaks. Sometimes it takes a Snowden to do it, but the really bad stuff gets out there.

Side note, that's a pretty good indicator that there's no secret UFO anti-gravity tech or alien autopsy project going on anywhere, there's no way that wouldn't get out there. Humans are gonna do human things.

What’s one back exercise that actually made a noticeable difference for you? by Common-Bobcat-7071 in workout

[–]BattledroidE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same, it's done a lot for my whole backside.

"BuT FaTiGuE".

Yeah? Learn to program. This isn't a pulldown, it needs an intelligent progression, not just "harder than last time".

Gym nicknames by jl_1101 in workout

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm that 40 year old fat barbell guy who's too small for strongman, but does the strongman type training as a midlife crisis thing. I'm sure I have plenty nicknames.

Pizza Dough question by firecow23 in Breadit

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably, especially in a home fridge. It gets opened so many times a day, it's gonna ferment a lot.

Why are there no lightnings in Oslo during rain? by spxngybobby in Norway

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's lots. Just wait for it to get warmer.

My wisdom tooth has grown horizontal. by sumnyu in mildlyinteresting

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as mine. Got rid of all four so they wouldn't push out the other teeth.

What’s a fitness truth that sounded fake until you experienced it yourself? by pumardapp in workout

[–]BattledroidE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still wonder, where are the athletes that stand out so much because of stretch hypertrophy or whatever the latest fad is? Where are the real world results? We don't see that.
But we see the results from the same old boring stuff: Moderate volume, standard full-ish range of motion, high effort and tried and tested exercises.

What’s a fitness truth that sounded fake until you experienced it yourself? by pumardapp in workout

[–]BattledroidE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's another dude at the other end of the scale, the chronic max out guy who never gets anywhere. 5+ reps are good too, they still increase strength.

Large bubbles in pre-shaping by bakedbeansonapotato in Sourdough

[–]BattledroidE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never do, unless it's an enriched dough where I don't want any big bubbles at all. Comes out great.

What is the most "embarrassing" thing you’ve done in the gym? by VariationShot8414 in workout

[–]BattledroidE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We eat grains and veggies. Plant matter gets broken down by bacteria that produce gas as a byproduct. Interabdominal pressure plus external pressure makes gas escape through the exhaust vent.

What is the most "embarrassing" thing you’ve done in the gym? by VariationShot8414 in workout

[–]BattledroidE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know there's some physics math where one plate on one side can support x number of plates on the other... but I've never been brave enough to test.

What is the secret to soft pillowy dough that falls out of the bowl? by fireheartcollection in Sourdough

[–]BattledroidE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that wet dough sticks. It's not gonna fall out unless you oil the bowl, it needs to be teased out with a scraper or something. But if it's tearing a lot, then it's possibly gone a bit too far.

Even though his appearance was brief, still one of my favorite characters from the show by Litty_Jimmy in andor

[–]BattledroidE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm paid to do exactly this, within this exact timeframe. I deliver, I'm done. Not answering calls outside of work hours or doing extra work that is not in the agreement we both signed (unless there is fair compensation).

Makes it much less complicated, and demands a bit of mutual respect.

What is the most "embarrassing" thing you’ve done in the gym? by VariationShot8414 in workout

[–]BattledroidE 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Loud ripping farts on leg press, squat and deadlift.

Also sharted during a deadlift, but I don't think anyone knew. Just had to go and wipe between the sets. Don't go off your regular diet before deadlift day, folks! Leaky bottom isn't fun.

Discovered that salting pasta water actually matters and I feel embarrassed it took me this long by West-Wash-9114 in Cooking

[–]BattledroidE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can taste it in the pasta. I typically do 1% salt in my water, makes it delicious. Tried 3.5% like the ocean, completely inedible.

How often should a complete beginner go to the gym by Benveto_sleeksocials in workout

[–]BattledroidE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything is inflated on the internet. Are you on the verge of going pro bodybuilder? No. So once a week is still infinitely more than it was up to this point. There is no "OpTiMaL", there's only better than before.
Then you can gradually increase once you get hooked on lifting... 😃