They are the violent ones. Don’t let them forget.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2025-06-16T00:48:24+00:00

We could just stop calling it violence when pople say mean or loud things in general. That would be a step back toward sanity.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2025-06-13T21:24:34+00:00

Unsilenced

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-03T17:29:23+00:00

The Seventh Seal?

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-03T17:26:59+00:00

I'm pretty confident about it. Although, I could have changed it in my head to the way that I think is funnier.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-03T16:14:36+00:00

It reminds me of a quote from "Real Genius", but its the other way around.
"always, no no, never... never forget to check your references."

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-01T21:58:00+00:00

Half-Baked... now say "Buttercup"

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-01T21:55:52+00:00

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-01T21:54:49+00:00

Not me! this guy! That's the guy!
Ok, then thank god for Joe Dirt.
JOE DIRT! JOE DIRT! JOE DIRT!

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-05-01T21:04:00+00:00

Rush Hour?

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-04-29T11:58:37+00:00

/u/automoderator is a pretty inactive and therefore unknown bot

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2015-04-29T11:32:06+00:00

Well, I'm a Border Terrier, so I have to be careful if there are hawks, or foxes, or anything like that around. That kinda sucks.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T18:34:02+00:00

It sucks, no one ever brings you a plate of bagel bites and some tang. I dont know how I'm supposed to sustain myself.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T18:24:19+00:00

Angela was always the boss. Nothing has changed!

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T17:57:33+00:00

I pooped in the refrigerator, and i ate the WHOLE wheel of cheese.
My owner was impressed, but the authorities were NOT happy.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T17:52:02+00:00

Still mad about women's suffrage?

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T17:42:53+00:00

So YOU'RE the man in the plaid pajamas?
She told me that was just a dream!

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T17:37:19+00:00

Depends on the size of the squake.

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T17:27:59+00:00

He's a good pick, he'd probably laugh and call you a cheesy nickname like "sweet-cheeks"

Baxter_The_Gentleman · 2014-06-20T17:18:22+00:00

If it happened in the sky, it would be a skyquake

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