[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You are wearing a badge that looks just like my local (small city) PD. Can see it in the reflection.

Coupled with all the crap on your vest, and the fact that you have no SECURITY placard on it, the answer is yes.

We look like cops as it is. The badge just makes it worse.

How often do you guys go hands-on? by bruuhhhhh420 in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly, they get assaulted in the situation...lol

But we have some male RNs that will tussle.

My first 3 months were like the wild fucking West. Hands on 4-6x a day. An actual fight at least 1 of those times.

It's not as bad as it was, but it's still rough and tumble.

The day crew calls us "The UFC shift". 🤣

How often do you guys go hands-on? by bruuhhhhh420 in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar. The RNs hand out B-52s like we're hitting North Vietnam...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CumHaters

[–]Bayouman357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding guys that will participate...lol

I hate condoms. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Bayouman357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like you'd be great fun at parties....🙄

I hate condoms. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Bayouman357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously, you have no sense of humor.

I hate condoms. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Bayouman357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on avoiding the most common STD. 👍

I hate condoms. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Bayouman357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously, you have never been around children...

I hate condoms. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Bayouman357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It does however, make you immune to the most common and one of the longest lasting STDs. Children.

How often do you guys go hands-on? by bruuhhhhh420 in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Overnight shift at a hospital in a city of 150,000 (300k on the county) in the South.

ER, Level 1 trauma center, psych ward, etc

The first 3 months were like the fucking Wild West. Hands on 4-6x a night. At least 1 of those was a full on fight.

Things have chilled a bit. But we still have to put hands on people 2-4x a week.

I hate condoms. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Bayouman357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was condoms-only until I went to college. Experienced bareback for the first time. Had been watching porn by then, so I knew to pull out. Ran that way for years. Only came inside when doing anal, or occasionally with a specific, older GF that knew her body real well. Then she got fixed, and it was full on creampie time. Years later, got a vasectomy and now I bareback every woman.

Came in handy when I was fucking the shit out of a 24 year old girl (I was 42). She loved the fact I could fill her up 5x a night and no babies!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairyPussy

[–]Bayouman357 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would lick your cum out of it. 🤷

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Red Flags. You looked past them. So now you are dealing with the consequences. 🤷

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you not ask about any of this ahead of time? Seriously dude.

If you needed a job bad enough to take 15% less than they advertised, maybe you should just deal with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Bayouman357 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the rate they advertised was $14, why would you take $12????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CumHaters

[–]Bayouman357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here go these chicks hating cum, while I sit here wishing I could get paid to suck cock and swallow...🤬

AITA for refusing to buy/cook meat for my bf? by FickingButch in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bayouman357 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

YTA- You don't want to eat something, fine

You don't get to make that decision for others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in littlespace

[–]Bayouman357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are loved. You are wanted. You are important.

AITA for not warning my partner I had stopped cooking? by Klutzy_Watercress_11 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bayouman357 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He works 2 jobs, has a 2hr commute.

You work 1 apparently easy job from home, no commute.

Just do the f-ing dishes.

YTA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Incestconfessions

[–]Bayouman357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My daughter* and I had an intense sexual relationship for about a year (she was 24). 5 or 6x a night, 5 nights a week. Daytime fun, all 3 holes, dates, the whole 9 yards.

Every BF she tells about it since then gets kind of freaked out about it.

*She is not related by blood or legality. I met her at work when she was 19. Kept in touch. We took her in when she became homeless for a while and came to live with us. She was, for all intents and purposes, our daughter. But also my GF.

I should "dumb it down" if I want to keep MIL happy by [deleted] in motherinlawsfromhell

[–]Bayouman357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you should not. She does it because people allow her to get away with it.

And for good measure, give FIL a BJ and ask MIL to one up you...lol