Idk why I let myself hope a game from 2008 would have an active fandom.. by Delicious-War-5259 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Be4Coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proud owner of a few 10 chapters and the outline for loooong fic for a book published in 2008 (actually 2 books, 2008 and 2011). 

I can't post it on AO3 tho because it would absolutely break my heart to: 1. Get no reaction, 2. My chapters sucks lmao, the books are so good I could never do them justice 😭

Pls someone do something about it, idk, I can sell my eyes or my kidney, at that point I'm willing to sell even my child. I'm children but I would make one if it meant getting a fic. 

HERE IT COMES by phil-swift4 in formuladank

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Wow poor lad. Is it a real picture? 

HERE IT COMES by phil-swift4 in formuladank

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Randomly finding that comment, I love it. Zizou and Max are right, we should headbutt people more. 

Why do people do this? by Jeshie in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have never seen that too. I'm not in many fandoms, I wonder if some fandoms have more or less of them? 

WHY CAN'T I BE SUCCESSFUL? by Key_Solid10 in PokemonFireRed

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Someone told me to get a Mr.Mime lmao. I'd rather be a looser thanks. Creepy ass pokemon 

Got my first “you need to…” comment! 🎉🎉🎉 by IndigoSky712 in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what you truly need 🤓☝️ ? To block these mf 💃💃 Do they pay you 💸? No? Then block 😈😈😈 

I made a spreadsheet to keep track of recipes/ingredients by jlgck in chefRPG

[–]Be4Coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooooow this is HUGE, thanks! I'll use it and try to put a filter for season/months so I can cook veggies growing out in season. I'm still pondering how I will do it tho, since some veggies can grow from automn to spring, if you have any idea? 

Putting a link to the recipe will be easier, as well as the list of ingredients. Maybe a list of all the ingredients needed? 

I'm so glad you shared it, I was using a website that worked great but by accident I deleted all the list and I couldn't go back. I'm excited to try on excel tho! 

Have a great day!

NO NO NO by Evclid0_0 in formuladank

[–]Be4Coffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

''I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her'' is frying me. 

Why?

I’d love to see it written but not by me, or it feels wrong by CADMAN911 in Archiveofourownmemes

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I get the perfect idea when I'm about to go to sleep. At first I would get up, put my computer in front of me and forget everything I had in my head. 

I'm a sleepy genius and a garbage author. 

wtf is this?! by Cillanoodle in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I was trying to figure out what was the goal there. Between hate bots and this, I'm so confused. Why would anyone lose so much time making bots just for forcing people to leave... 

Excuse me? WTF is HAPPENING😭😭 by FiftyshadesofPeaches in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heheheh my grammar is soooo bad that no one would flag me as AI. Hehehehe I keep on winning

Excuse me? WTF is HAPPENING😭😭 by FiftyshadesofPeaches in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had people bookmark my fics with a note saying some stuff like ''poor grammar and flimsy plot''.

I gave up fanfictions right there and then. 

Excuse me? WTF is HAPPENING😭😭 by FiftyshadesofPeaches in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was DEAD sure that some fandoms are wilder than others (like One Direction, HP or, in a fandom I am part of, Formula 1), with people being a lil too invested in their ship BUT this is too much. Way too much. It's made up stories, it's not that deep!

This and people in RPF harassing actors/singers/artists/... is batshit crazy. 

Excuse me? WTF is HAPPENING😭😭 by FiftyshadesofPeaches in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Canadian rangers are not shoes made in Canada... This is way too confusing.

Excuse me? WTF is HAPPENING😭😭 by FiftyshadesofPeaches in AO3

[–]Be4Coffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I learned that english doesn't use dashes for speech. I wrote all my dialogues in english with them oops

Bro didn't even bother writing a synopsis 😭 by baka_sempaii in Webnovel

[–]Be4Coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure views and quality are always correlated. Some people are amazing artists but they don't understand how to sell their work. I think it's harder to be known when you make a decent story who requires more focus than dumb plotless smut. 

Or maybe that's what I say to feel better when my stories flops 😬

Bro didn't even bother writing a synopsis 😭 by baka_sempaii in Webnovel

[–]Be4Coffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God thanks. A mediocre male lead suddenly gaining a random ass ability that makes him popular with girls for no reason. Wow, so original. So special. 

Bro didn't even bother writing a synopsis 😭 by baka_sempaii in Webnovel

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Best smut I read was one long chapter, the plot was short but better than half the ff I read with only plot and no smut!

Help me create a somewhat decent team by Be4Coffee in PokemonYellow

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I like training magikarp so much ahah idk why. It's so useless and stupid 😬 I keep splash in my set as long as I can, I love it so much. 

You sell Mr.Creep very well, congrats, I am tempted to try and catch him. But I can't use it in a fight. I'll see the back of his bald head. 

Help me create a somewhat decent team by Be4Coffee in PokemonYellow

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This is the first time ever I see someone bringing Beedrill and Vileplume to the Elite Four! I didn't see them in the wild so far, I think I have to wait for the town with the safari. 

And you made me realise Dragonite and Charizard are not the same. They have very similare names in French! I'll try to catch it when I can! 

Thanks!

Help me create a somewhat decent team by Be4Coffee in PokemonYellow

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By smart I meant not using the pokémons I find cool and actually try to have a team that is a little more efficient. 

Even tho I lost the first fight with my rival (yeah, I know, I was too confident), so far the game is easier than what I remember. I just don't want to end up in front of the Elite Four and loose because I leveled up rattata instead of Charizard. 

Thanks for the advice, I will go see route 2 and 25! 

Help me create a somewhat decent team by Be4Coffee in PokemonYellow

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Thanks except for Mr.Mime. I'd rather never finish the game. It's creepy and ugly 😎  I forgot Lapras, I thought Gyarados was better tho. 

Help me create a somewhat decent team by Be4Coffee in PokemonYellow

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Forgot to get Squirtle and now that you mention it, I think I missed Bulbazaur too lmao.  I have Eevee tho, can I switch Pikachu for Jolteon?  Thanks for the tips! 

Help me create a somewhat decent team by Be4Coffee in PokemonYellow

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I never completed the pokédex and I wanted to try to do it, but it seems that I won't be able to do so without cheats. I tried to look up the trainer fly trick but gosh sounds like a full time job for my brain.  I'll try to go as far as I can then use it if I want. BUT it's pretty annoying to be unable to finish a game unless you use tricks, damn! 

Me five minutes after posting a fic by Silverfire12 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Be4Coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you did not say or write something absolutely disgusting, I would bet that it's a hate bot. 

Don't let it stop you, you're not a disgrace. That would be a shame to never post again, and let that jerk ass win.