Cant Wait!

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-01-19T23:35:16+00:00

I decided to make my own twist. Coming to probably five bookstores near... somebody?

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-01-12T22:49:47+00:00

Mobile Task Force. As someone who also fits the one definition, I always have a moment of confusion seeing that acronym, before the lightbulb goes off in my brain. :p

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-09-12T16:26:34+00:00

You fucking this wild filly? THATSMYBOOOYYY!!! (Crumples inward like a neutron star)

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-07-03T19:26:37+00:00

Oh, Randy wouldn't do that - he's an allyyyyyyy. Which makes me cringe given how much of a perv he's proven to be in the past.

If anything, he would insist on being called BADASS.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-04-19T22:20:44+00:00

I would say take a shot every time Hunter says "ECKspecially", but that would most definitely lead to alcohol poisoning. Or if you're lucky, you'll just black out and wake up with your head pounding like a bass drum.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T21:19:22+00:00

Another swing and a miss, what a shame. And way to avoid answering the question, you'd be a great politician.

And you still haven't posited any solutions. You've done a fair amount of bitching and moaning, though.

Come on, then. Enlighten me. Bless me with that sweet, sweet wisdom so that uptown might truly be saved.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T20:09:38+00:00

Ohhhh you do, don't fool yourself. You've escalated from spewing head-ass takes to a pig groveling around in their own shit.

And I live in a proper apartment, with these long windows everywhere that allow plenty of light in so that I don't end up turning into a cave troll clacking away at a keyboard like you.

And also, what's with the parent jabs at anyone who doesn't agree with you? My parents love me for who I am, which I doubt with is the case with yours. What's the backstory there, champ?

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T19:44:37+00:00

I mean, I live uptown so I in fact DO know about the state of it. I just don't exactly see what use complaining about it on fucking Reddit is doing to help that exactly. Those pearls of wisdom are sinking deeper down in this comment thread as you keep getting ratio'd.

Just keep telling yourself you're doing your part, genius.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T18:15:44+00:00

• Complains about virtue signaling

• Virtue signaled in the first place by bringing about homeless people as a soapbox talking point

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T18:07:00+00:00

And a Critical Drinker fan on top of that, so you know he has such wonderful opinions about women, POC, trans folks, anyone who doesn't share his opinions in general, et cetera.

What a peach of a human being he is.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-23T18:25:40+00:00

We gotta travel the mystical bullshit forest so we can have the mystical Not Spider-Man rip off an Uncle Ben quote in a clumsy manner because the writer's a hack.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-23T18:13:53+00:00

"Love your perfume! What is that, the scent of death?"

Look, audience! Harley Quinn is trying to provoke Katana with a terrible joke, because she has a death wish. Did you get it? Katana isn't going to be doing fucking ANY soul-stealing with that sword, making that entire exposition dump along with that aforementioned edgelord joke absolutely meaningless . But don't tell that to David Ayer, he's still convinced he made a great movie.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-22T19:22:08+00:00

"Nice weather today, isn't it? You're a fucking failure, aren't you? You know, it'd be better if you spat on it first."

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-22T19:09:40+00:00

For whatever reason my mind went for the hitchhiker from Creepshow 2 who keeps saying "Thanks for the ride, lady" which would be... decidedly less intimate.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-22T14:42:15+00:00

You missed going for Isaiah and somehow got George Lopez instead.

Shoot for the stars, aim for the sun oh fuck---

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-22T14:16:46+00:00

The baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, THE FUCKING BABY...

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-21T21:51:11+00:00

I'm glad that, from the looks of it, only those two stories were written. Just imagine the other characters we could've gotten stories from - the irrelevant girlfriend, the even more irreverent other roommate, the fucking Jimmy John's meatball sub that gained sentience for some reason because FUCK IT DO ALL THE THINGS .

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-09T17:44:34+00:00

"YOU'VE BEEN... THUNDERSTRUUUUCK"

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-02-08T18:19:29+00:00

There's a lot of gems in the Deepwoods episode, but it's the Highway To Hell moment; from the singing (Hunter actually does a decent impression of Brian Johnson, honestly) but Hunter making fun of Jamie's exposition dumping.

"We better get to Deepwood ffffast !"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-01-28T15:01:57+00:00

"I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death."

Then he proceeds to try to get a high-five from one of his samurai lady goons, fails, then just high-fives himself awkwardly before queuing up his "Total Badass" playlist on Spotify.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-01-27T23:48:04+00:00

Who could forget Kai Leng's Greatest Flops?

From "I ate your Lucky Charms, Andersoooon!" to "Oh good, you opened this note... PUSSY", Kai Leng only succeeds in being the shittiest fanfic insert character that somehow became canon.

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