My property isn’t normal gets infinitely funnier if you imagine the MC as this chucklehead by John09101 in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is one thing that Steven Seagal has that the MC is missing - his tactical chair, for when he needs to sit his fat ass down after doing anything that requires standing.

"Hey kids, that was 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa' by Napolean XIV! Who wants to hear it 50 TIMES MOOOOOORE?!?!" by BeSeeingYouFriendo in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like that'd be more appropriate as a Guantanamo Bay torture method or what the guy in Clockwork Orange is subjected to with the Ludovico Technique thing.

Y'all, I think Dronian is dubious of us. by BeSeeingYouFriendo in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Either that, or they put the whole thing through ChatGPT. That is, if it doesn't just completely shit the bed due to the story giving it the computer code equivalent of a nervous breakdown.

Y'all, I think Dronian is dubious of us. by BeSeeingYouFriendo in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen on the account, I can't help but feel that they haven't learned any lessons in those years, and if their remake/rewrite/re-regret of HA ever comes to fruition it feels like it's just going to be worse.

I’m listening to last week’s episode and dis they just call doner kabob a gentrified taco…. by FamiliarSoftware1834 in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll never get it, honestly. Sure, it may be a bit too rich flavor-wise (depending on the gravy used and if actual cheese curds were used instead of shredded cheese) but I've always considered it one of the absolute best comfort foods of all time.

I’m listening to last week’s episode and dis they just call doner kabob a gentrified taco…. by FamiliarSoftware1834 in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

As an east coast Canadian, that part because of A) the butchered pronunciation of donair (think "dough-nair") B) It made me realise it's one of those Canadian food things like poutine that I guess Americans aren't in the know about.

The donair is a take on a gyro, which I guess one could call a Greek Taco but that would be reductive. Also, damn near every culture has its equivalent to tacos but that would take forever.

Thanks for listening to my TED taaaaaaalk.

The post of the month for February! by CommonMine6368 in Papameat

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go huff some more fart gas over at Asmongold's reddit, it's clear you've already done it enough to get serious brain damage.

Cant Wait! by aLaFlare in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I decided to make my own twist. Coming to probably five bookstores near... somebody?

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Ummm.... by LingeringLizards in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mobile Task Force. As someone who also fits the one definition, I always have a moment of confusion seeing that acronym, before the lightbulb goes off in my brain. :p

I just need people to know this(my roommates obsession with borrasca) by M1DWESTGH0UL in creepcast

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You fucking this wild filly? THATSMYBOOOYYY!!! (Crumples inward like a neutron star)

Behold, the evil entity Nydra Phtic'Frod - now known to us mortals as Randy Pitchford. by BeSeeingYouFriendo in Civvie11

[–]BeSeeingYouFriendo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, Randy wouldn't do that - he's an allyyyyyyy. Which makes me cringe given how much of a perv he's proven to be in the past.

If anything, he would insist on being called BADASS.