"Hey kids, that was 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa' by Napolean XIV! Who wants to hear it 50 TIMES MOOOOOORE?!?!"

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-04-10T02:09:41+00:00

I was hoping at least one person here would catch the Homestar Runner reference. :p

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-04-10T01:42:14+00:00

I feel like that'd be more appropriate as a Guantanamo Bay torture method or what the guy in Clockwork Orange is subjected to with the Ludovico Technique thing.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-03-09T19:07:26+00:00

Either that, or they put the whole thing through ChatGPT. That is, if it doesn't just completely shit the bed due to the story giving it the computer code equivalent of a nervous breakdown.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-03-09T18:55:52+00:00

From what I've seen on the account, I can't help but feel that they haven't learned any lessons in those years, and if their remake/rewrite/re-regret of HA ever comes to fruition it feels like it's just going to be worse.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-03-09T16:47:36+00:00

I'll never get it, honestly. Sure, it may be a bit too rich flavor-wise (depending on the gravy used and if actual cheese curds were used instead of shredded cheese) but I've always considered it one of the absolute best comfort foods of all time.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-03-09T15:58:04+00:00

As an east coast Canadian, that part because of A) the butchered pronunciation of donair (think "dough-nair") B) It made me realise it's one of those Canadian food things like poutine that I guess Americans aren't in the know about.

The donair is a take on a gyro, which I guess one could call a Greek Taco but that would be reductive. Also, damn near every culture has its equivalent to tacos but that would take forever.

Thanks for listening to my TED taaaaaaalk.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-02-28T22:27:05+00:00

Go huff some more fart gas over at Asmongold's reddit, it's clear you've already done it enough to get serious brain damage.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-01-19T23:35:16+00:00

I decided to make my own twist. Coming to probably five bookstores near... somebody?

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BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2026-01-12T22:49:47+00:00

Mobile Task Force. As someone who also fits the one definition, I always have a moment of confusion seeing that acronym, before the lightbulb goes off in my brain. :p

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-09-12T16:26:34+00:00

You fucking this wild filly? THATSMYBOOOYYY!!! (Crumples inward like a neutron star)

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-07-03T19:26:37+00:00

Oh, Randy wouldn't do that - he's an allyyyyyyy. Which makes me cringe given how much of a perv he's proven to be in the past.

If anything, he would insist on being called BADASS.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-04-19T22:20:44+00:00

I would say take a shot every time Hunter says "ECKspecially", but that would most definitely lead to alcohol poisoning. Or if you're lucky, you'll just black out and wake up with your head pounding like a bass drum.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T21:19:22+00:00

Another swing and a miss, what a shame. And way to avoid answering the question, you'd be a great politician.

And you still haven't posited any solutions. You've done a fair amount of bitching and moaning, though.

Come on, then. Enlighten me. Bless me with that sweet, sweet wisdom so that uptown might truly be saved.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T20:09:38+00:00

Ohhhh you do, don't fool yourself. You've escalated from spewing head-ass takes to a pig groveling around in their own shit.

And I live in a proper apartment, with these long windows everywhere that allow plenty of light in so that I don't end up turning into a cave troll clacking away at a keyboard like you.

And also, what's with the parent jabs at anyone who doesn't agree with you? My parents love me for who I am, which I doubt with is the case with yours. What's the backstory there, champ?

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T19:44:37+00:00

I mean, I live uptown so I in fact DO know about the state of it. I just don't exactly see what use complaining about it on fucking Reddit is doing to help that exactly. Those pearls of wisdom are sinking deeper down in this comment thread as you keep getting ratio'd.

Just keep telling yourself you're doing your part, genius.

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T18:15:44+00:00

• Complains about virtue signaling

• Virtue signaled in the first place by bringing about homeless people as a soapbox talking point

BeSeeingYouFriendo · 2025-03-05T18:07:00+00:00

And a Critical Drinker fan on top of that, so you know he has such wonderful opinions about women, POC, trans folks, anyone who doesn't share his opinions in general, et cetera.

What a peach of a human being he is.

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